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Posted: 2/7/2006 1:29:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 1:32:52 PM EDT by PCR-00]
Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!

I'll start:
1 AP .50 round
Jack in the box Bobblehead
Swiss Army knife
Business cards from various vendors
Tapco Catalog
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:33:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 1:34:31 PM EDT by Da_Bunny]
back scratcher
carbine buffer
Altoids
Shotgun News
AK Pistol grip

Bonus: vicodin
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:36:20 PM EDT
scratch paper
pen
pencil
paper clips
highlighters
ruler
scotch tape
PCR's stapler
correction tape

oh wait....you said 5.


Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:37:19 PM EDT
bottle of water
a bottle of Aleve
a bottle of vicodin
a hershey's bar
and my pen
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:40:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:41:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:46:30 PM EDT
5 rounds of Silver Bear 7.62x39

A Camo-Compac Camoflage make-up kit

Disney Princess's A christmas of Enchantment DVD

The front and Rear Trunion of my Polish Underfolder

A copy of GPO: 1988-197-931 *supersedes GTA 9-1-2

That is the first 5 things I saw when asked...there is lots more.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:52:13 PM EDT
work:
stapler
lint roller
lysol can
screwdriver
Galls catalog

home later:
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:55:21 PM EDT
Desks are for Dockers clad, weather intolerant pussies.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:58:13 PM EDT
Altoids
Fountain Pen
Red squishy, does not bounce off vendor/contractor's heads, ball
Scarf
Sunglasses
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 1:59:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
We have our share of drug users in this thread.



+1

I'd have said a bottle of Alleve but its in a box under the desk for now.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:01:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 3:10:15 PM EDT by Belial]
Digital Camera Cell Phone
Thumb Drive SRV Box Set
AR lower
Guitar Polish
RSR catalog

Edited to add I can't read....
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:07:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
We have our share of drug users in this thread.



had my last 3 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. Hurts like hell right now!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:11:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 2:12:18 PM EDT by AssaultPossum]
at work:
cell phone
desk phone
books & papers
a bag of carrots
leg weights
a fish net

at home:
speakers
lamp w/ stand
papers
keeper for pens/pencils
dust
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:13:03 PM EDT
water
stapler
scotch tape dispenser
RayBan Wayfarer sunglasses
credit card
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:16:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 2:17:55 PM EDT by R-32]

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
A VOIP Video phone
Digital camera
calculator
cell phone
A "Specifications, Sizes, and Weights" book on steel.



You need to come up with two more, I would say VOIP phone and a digicam are computer related.
I could say three, because a calculator is a computer, but Im not going to be a nit-pic.

Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:19:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsScrun:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
We have our share of drug users in this thread.



had my last 3 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. Hurts like hell right now!

Yeah, but are they on your desk?!? EEEWW, that's creepy....
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:20:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 2:21:11 PM EDT by Phil_in_Seattle]
On the desk?

C&R application packet from the US Department of Justice
Tape Measure
Address lables with Gunchycks address already written on them
Custom Business Cards Created via Photoshop on the computer and printed on a computer driven printer.
Stack of Bills to be paid and filed
legal size scratch pad small portable scratch pad
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:20:48 PM EDT
1. Coffee mug
2. Small copper pin with a Cowboy on it
3. Old Hamm's beer bottle opener
4. 2 Sharpies
5. Sig P226R DAK 9mm (only on desk 'cause I just brought it home and am giving it a once over)

-icy
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:20:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:23:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bobbitybobbity:

Originally Posted By MrsScrun:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
We have our share of drug users in this thread.



had my last 3 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. Hurts like hell right now!

Yeah, but are they on your desk?!? EEEWW, that's creepy....




Absolutely not, they are at home because Bigscrun insisted that he get to keep them.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:25:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!



32 oz. Glass of water (1/2 full)

2 boxes .357 SIG ammo (WWB & FED Premium)

.30-06 5 loose rounds, 3 rounds of brass

Flashlight & Borelight


One of these....



Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:28:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
A VOIP Video phone
Digital camera
calculator
cell phone
A "Specifications, Sizes, and Weights" book on steel.



You need to come up with two more, I would say VOIP phone and a digicam are computer related.
I could say three, because a calculator is a computer, but Im not going to be a nit-pic.




Fine...

A phonebook and a WADOL "Certificate of Fact"



Sigh...

If you are going to make me come out and ask...

WHERE IS THE PORN!



Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:32:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
A VOIP Video phone
Digital camera
calculator
cell phone
A "Specifications, Sizes, and Weights" book on steel.



You need to come up with two more, I would say VOIP phone and a digicam are computer related.
I could say three, because a calculator is a computer, but Im not going to be a nit-pic.




Fine...

A phonebook and a WADOL "Certificate of Fact"



Sigh...

If you are going to make me come out and ask...

WHERE IS THE PORN!







Wouldn't that be computer related?
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:37:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
A VOIP Video phone
Digital camera
calculator
cell phone
A "Specifications, Sizes, and Weights" book on steel.



You need to come up with two more, I would say VOIP phone and a digicam are computer related.
I could say three, because a calculator is a computer, but Im not going to be a nit-pic.




Fine...

A phonebook and a WADOL "Certificate of Fact"



Sigh...

If you are going to make me come out and ask...

WHERE IS THE PORN!







Wouldn't that be computer related?



Sorry, Im old school..
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:37:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 2:40:12 PM EDT by Justin03R6]
"Et Cetera, LLC" Catalog
pack of smokes, lighter and ashtray
TV Remote
Iced tea in a MD liter bottle
Phone
Hogue AR 15 grip
3 boxes of assorted 9mm ammo
Scissors
Checkbook
Assorted bills
Hall's cough drops
Fingernail clippers
Cigar cutter
1 barette
Pencils, pens, sharpie
Starbucks gift card

Yes, my desk is cluttered


Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:40:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsScrun:

Originally Posted By bobbitybobbity:

Originally Posted By MrsScrun:

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
We have our share of drug users in this thread.



had my last 3 wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. Hurts like hell right now!

Yeah, but are they on your desk?!? EEEWW, that's creepy....




Absolutely not, they are at home because Bigscrun insisted that he get to keep them.



He needs them for the voodoo doll!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:41:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!





Originally Posted By Justin03R6:
"Et Cetera, LLC" Cartalog
pack of smokes, lighter and ashtray
TV Remote
Iced tea in a MD liter bottle
Phone
Hogue AR 15 grip
3 boxes of assorted 9mm ammo
Scissors
Checkbook
Assorted bills
Hall's cough drops
Fingernail clippers
Cigar cutter
1 barette
Pencils, pens, sharpie
Starbucks gift card

Yes, my desk is cluttered






There is always at least one person that just cant follow instructions.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 2:59:07 PM EDT
Copenhagen
SpongeBobSquarePants replica with authentic Crabby patty treats.
CD Iron Maiden; Powerslave
Bills
an empty check book
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 3:12:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
On the desk?

C&R application packet from the US Department of Justice Yet another to spend a mega-shitload of money
Tape Measure
Address lables with Gunchycks address already written on them
Custom Business Cards Created via Photoshop on the computer and printed on a computer driven printer.
Stack of Bills to be paid and filed
legal size scratch pad small portable scratch pad




Fixed it!!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 3:14:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XD_Fan:

Originally Posted By Phil_in_Seattle:
On the desk?

C&R application packet from the US Department of Justice Yet another to spend a mega-shitload of money
Tape Measure
Address lables with Gunchycks address already written on them
Custom Business Cards Created via Photoshop on the computer and printed on a computer driven printer.
Stack of Bills to be paid and filed
legal size scratch pad small portable scratch pad




Fixed it!!!



One of the reasons why it's still sitting on my desk.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 3:29:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 3:34:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Hustler Magazine



What issue?...
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 3:41:30 PM EDT
Well, right now I'm using the wife's laptop, which is (appropriately enough) in my lap, so it couls be argued that...

Oh, never mind.
On my desk--
One each Maine Coon "Kitten". (She's actually 10 years old, but don't tell her.)
ROK Frag grenade canister masquerading as a pen/pencil holder.
Two issues American Handgunner.
One issue Guns and Ammo.
One issue New Gun Week.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 4:32:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 4:35:28 PM EDT by Justin03R6]

Originally Posted By R-32:

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!





Originally Posted By Justin03R6:
"Et Cetera, LLC" Cartalog
pack of smokes, lighter and ashtray
TV Remote
Iced tea in a MD liter bottle
Phone
Hogue AR 15 grip
3 boxes of assorted 9mm ammo
Scissors
Checkbook
Assorted bills
Hall's cough drops
Fingernail clippers
Cigar cutter
1 barette
Pencils, pens, sharpie
Starbucks gift card

Yes, my desk is cluttered






There is always at least one person that just cant follow instructions.



I couldn't pick just 5.
If 5 is good, isn't 15 better?

And no, I never was much good at following directions. Ask my Wife, she's finally learned the futility of leaving me a honey-do list. Still working on the rest of her training though.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 4:40:00 PM EDT
WORK

Fujifilm S3100 camera
Coffeepot/mugs
Nextel phone
Gift card to REI/Mariners
Managing Hazardous Materials handbook
CRKT KISS
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 4:43:07 PM EDT
1.) One .50BMG Ball round (M2).
2.) Two 5.56 x 45mm blanks (M200).
3.) One 0.5 fl. oz. bottle of Break Free CLP.
4.) One Radio Shack 50-channel handheld scanner.
5.) One Dilbert-head mug / stein filled with pencils, pens, highlighters & markers.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 4:43:55 PM EDT
Cell phone (gave up land line)
Cowboy hat (to stop overhead glare at night)
Nail clipper kit (how can they grow so fast?)
Compressed air (for chasing cat off keyboard)
Mini-Tomahawk (don't ask)
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:15:10 PM EDT
1 40mm practice grenade shell
1 .50 BMG shell
2 .45 LC shells
1 .22 LR cartridge.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 5:39:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 5:41:50 PM EDT by BJohnson383]
1. Surefire
2. Speer GoldDot .45 auto 230 gr GDHP (20 count)
3. 16ft. measuring tape.
4. 6 Ribbon bar
5. Mapquest directions to the guy I am buying a gun safe from on Thursday

-BJohnson
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:08:30 PM EDT
1. A York automotive A/C compressor with the flange-style head removed.
2. An old quarter-inch drive Snap-On socket set and ratchet.
3. A 175psi pressure switch, various air fittings and 50 feet of 300psi airline.
4. A FAL parts kit.
5. An 8lb box full of electronics components from Mouser.com and a new soldering iron.
6. A half empty bottle of Booker Noe's.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 6:54:49 PM EDT
1. pack of Orbit bubblemint gum
2. broken 8x digital camera binoculars that the Father-in-Law sent for X-mas
3. crappy NcStar laser sight that won't hold zero but is fun to play with dogs n cats
4. massage roller ball thingy (like a big track ball--think Centipede game in the arcade)
5. NWTactical business card that John had in with my last care package
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:10:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 7:11:25 PM EDT by Hoot_223rem]
1: Antenna Tuner,
2: Picture of Girlfriend
3: 1 box 9mm ammo
4: Bible
5: Glock 19
6: lighter
7: Digital Camera
8: Cell phone
9: business Band Radio
10: vx7r Ham radio
11: 17 Amp battery
12: Flight Wings Pin
13: Point Blank Interceptor Manual
14: Surfire
15: Eyedrops
16: Constitution
17: AR-15 Mags
18: Scanner Frequency book
19: Quote Book
20: Tubes of miltec-1
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:13:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hoot_223rem:
1: Antenna Tuner,
2: Picture of Girlfriend
3: 1 box 9mm ammo
4: Bible
5: Glock 19
6: lighter
7: Digital Camera
8: Cell phone
9: business Band Radio
10: vx7r Ham radio
11: 17 Amp battery
12: Flight Wings Pin
13: Point Blank Interceptor Manual
14: Surfire
15: Eyedrops
16: Constitution
17: AR-15 Mags
18: Scanner Frequency book
19: Quote Book
20: Tubes of miltec-1



Fixt.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:15:39 PM EDT
i added bonus ones
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 7:42:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 8:14:19 PM EDT

Candles
Finger nail polish
Hand lotion
11.5" barrel
Doublemint gum
Cough drops
allergy pills
Eye Glasses
Cd's
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 8:20:08 PM EDT
Blood pressure meds.
sharps container with used needle in it.
delivery confirmation slips for brass that I sent out.
checkbook.
sigtac knife.
speed strip with 5 .357 mag black talon rounds in it.
old bills.
rubber stamps.
more meds.
pictures of my kids.
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 8:38:20 PM EDT
I have right now on my desk a WA. Hometown calender girl!!
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 8:40:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/7/2006 8:50:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/7/2006 8:54:28 PM EDT by R-32]

Originally Posted By PCR-00:
Name 5 non-computer things on your desk right........NOW!



That is two!....

Damn Hoot, how in the hell do you expect to help end this Nation from a Tyranical enemy if you cant follow simple gawd-dammed instructions!?!?.......PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL!...

Thanks for catching that JSbunchanumbers...


Originally Posted By JS98010:

Originally Posted By Hoot_223rem:
1: Antenna Tuner,
2: Picture of Girlfriend
3: 1 box 9mm ammo
4: Bible
5: Glock 19
6: lighter
7: Digital Camera
8: Cell phone
9: business Band Radio
10: vx7r Ham radio
11: 17 Amp battery
12: Flight Wings Pin
13: Point Blank Interceptor Manual
14: Surfire
15: Eyedrops
16: Constitution
17: AR-15 Mags
18: Scanner Frequency book
19: Quote Book
20: Tubes of miltec-1



Fixt.

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