birds > Washington

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:28:17 AM EDT

there is a bird in my warehouse and it's been chirping my name all morning. what does that mean when the animals start talking to you?

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:32:02 AM EDT

[#1]

They are laughing at you and calling you names.

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:35:18 AM EDT

[#2]

Lay off the drugs......or at least share them

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:41:30 AM EDT

[#3]

You're hungry.

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:44:26 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
there is a bird in my warehouse and it's been chirping my name all morning. what does that mean when the animals start talking to you?

You must be Dr. Doolittle?

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:53:40 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
You must be Dr. Doolittle?

Well I do little but I'm not a Dr.

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:57:18 AM EDT

[#6]

What are they saying, are they telling you to do naughty things to yourself?

Posted: 6/28/2005 9:59:28 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
What are they saying, are they telling you to do naughty things to yourself?

Nope, just chirping my name. And then I see them when I close my eyes. kinda weird.

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:12:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Yep-- no more absinthe and Hitchcock movies for you--

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:27:10 AM EDT

[#9]

I think it means it's time to lay off the crack pipe

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:32:21 AM EDT

[#10]

Why, why does it always come down to that? Just like momma used to say whenever the voices started. She'd always say "whiskey, you gotta lay down that crack pipe boy". It's always the crack pipe. Let's just blame the pipe.

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:33:39 AM EDT

[#11]

ok - then lay off the pot smoking...

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:42:01 AM EDT

[#12]

Look, there it is! I can see that dang bird again!

Posted: 6/28/2005 11:12:10 AM EDT

[#13]

They painting yer office right now? You should really open a window, those fumes can be dangerous.

Posted: 6/28/2005 11:41:25 AM EDT

[#14]

Yes, but can you see yourself through the bird's eyes?

Posted: 6/28/2005 1:09:18 PM EDT

[#15]

"They're doing wonderful things in mental institutions."
--Jerry Seinfeld

But seriously, put down the crack pipe and put on the tin-foil hat.

Posted: 6/28/2005 1:48:33 PM EDT

[#16]

What kind of bird chirps "2whiskeyP". a single-balled red-throated cock-gobbler?

Posted: 6/28/2005 2:53:02 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
What kind of bird chirps "2whiskeyP". a single-balled red-throated cock-gobbler?

I really don't know. Are you missing yours?

Posted: 6/28/2005 3:13:13 PM EDT

[#18]

I bet you lost your copy of Catcher in the Rye and it's just a friendly reminder before the JBT's come.

Posted: 6/28/2005 5:09:20 PM EDT

[#19]

It means it is time to buy a pellet gun!

Bosifus, your avatar almost made me spew my beer! I haven't thought of that show in years!!!

Posted: 6/28/2005 5:12:04 PM EDT

[#20]

Delirium Tremens

Have another beer, they will go away.

Posted: 6/28/2005 10:37:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Years ago my daughter was standing on a deck at our house when a raven landed on the roof next to her. She looked at it, it looked at her, and said "Go to hell". Really freaked her out. She called me to come see the bird. It said there calmly and told me to "Go to hell". Was kind of creepy.

It then swooped down off the roof and landed on the shoulder of an old lady (she looked about a year past dead) wearing all black, who was walking down the street past the house.

Not sure at that point who was creepier, the bird or the old lady.

Posted: 6/29/2005 9:31:28 AM EDT

[#22]

How are they today?

Posted: 6/29/2005 9:37:50 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
How are they today?

No birds today.

Posted: 6/29/2005 9:42:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
How are they today?

No birds today.

Posted: 6/29/2005 9:42:29 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Quoted:
How are they today?

No birds today.

They are teasing you......waiting for you to get comfortable..........then they will be back

Posted: 6/29/2005 10:21:12 AM EDT

[#26]

Means Your Mama is talking to you?

Posted: 6/29/2005 10:27:42 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Delirium Tremens

Have another beer, they will go away.

I think we have a winner.

Posted: 6/29/2005 10:28:29 AM EDT

[#28]

WRF
Member
Joined :: June 2005
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VIR

Posted: 6/29/2005 10:30:28 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
WRF
Member
Joined :: June 2005
Post Number :: 1

VIR

Yup. I noticed that too.

Yes the beers last night seemed to have taken care of the problem.

Posted: 6/29/2005 10:57:42 AM EDT

[#30]

[chirp] You need to have a beer [/chirp]

Posted: 6/29/2005 1:31:50 PM EDT

[#31]

Unless you have birdshit on your windshield you were dreaming....

Posted: 6/29/2005 2:01:57 PM EDT

[#32]

I don't know why you'd be seeing birds...

Posted: 6/29/2005 2:59:23 PM EDT

[#33]

I'm seeing Birds too:

Posted: 6/29/2005 3:38:58 PM EDT

[#34]

<------- bird

Posted: 6/29/2005 5:33:03 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
It means it is time to buy a pellet gun!

Bosifus, your avatar almost made me spew my beer! I haven't thought of that show in years!!!

www.70slivekidvid.com/land/sleestak1.jpg

I try. Tell me though, Christine Gregoire=Sleestak ?

I'm convinced of it!