Posted: 5/25/2005 6:41:14 PM EDT
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Found this in my E-mail....just about spat Pepsi all over the keyboard.... This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer . . somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under . . . forever. You have two options--you can save the life of HillaryClinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women. So here's the question, and please give an honest answer : Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? |
Assuming this is the case I would have dropped my camera and been busy trying to save the "people swirling" around me long before I spotted Hillary. I am a human first. |
| I would give up the camera and save her, she's a person and I could not live with myself knowing I got a good pic of a dying woman I could have saved to help my career. And of course, plenty of fame and fortune (and good PR) would come to the guy who threw down his camera (and sidearm) to help a fellow human from death. |
Sure thing guy....say, what is the Sound That Shall Not Be Named? What does it sound like???  If I hit the bitch while she's going down for the count....say with a tubular aluminum object, one that has a heavy core, almost like there was four or five "D" cells in there....would it make any difference if used a Digi-Cam in the other hand??? Seriously, point taken...but you're not staying in the spirit of the question. You must be one of those folks who see an "Ink Blot" while taking a Rorshack test......... 
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| This is a tough one...if the roles were reversed, I know for a fact that she would care only about saving herself and let me drown. If I didn't know the woman at all, the answer is simple....I would save her. But knowing who this woman is....well...only in a real life situation will I be able to determine what I would do...regretfully, probably drop my camera and safe the bitch. But! How much is the Pulitzer price?... |
Ah-HAAH Tripped yourself up with your own testimony! The bitch ain't human, therefore you would not have to worry about saving her from the aforementioned death. 
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Go back to biology class bitch, human is human, regardless of opinions (sorry man, it was just such a good comeback, and I don't know how to use the BIG LETTERING) and like I said, imagine the publicity fom it! Best case scenario: Throw down the camera and sidearm, try desperately to save her, and fail. AMERICAN HERO. 
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Oooooo. I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!  (psssst. The big letters are the "size 4", "Size 5", ect buttons in the leetle grey box below where you type your answer...  )
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Just think of the fame and fortune you would have by not saving the bitch. She is in the same class with Jane Fonda. I'd hold her fat ass down just to make sure she was dead then take the picture! |
Matt, dont fall for it ...
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| I'd make a loud and visible attempt to save her, by jumping in the water and applying a good firm grip around her throat. You know, so she won't accidentally ingest any polluted water. Of course, she'll probably never regain consciousness. Then they put her in a hospice/nursing home, tubefeeding, etc. Then we wait to see how soon the libs start screaming to put her out of her misery, end her unproductive, lack-of-quality life, after all, that's what she said we should do. Honest, she told me that, one night while we were throwing ashtrays for drinks. |