Posted: 3/16/2005 2:22:03 PM EDT
A few months ago my daughters school on Queen Anne had a carnival and a lot of balloons got loose and drifted up to the ceiling which is about fifty feet high. They set off the particle sensing alarm system and the fire Dept. came and turned off the alarm only after the place was evacuated. The system could not be re-armed with the balloons on the ceiling and they could not find the keys to the high lift, the principal was going to have to spend the night at the school so I offered my services and they let me go home and get my Walther .177 pellet gun and I proceeded to shoot down about forty balloons and the system was re-armed. While I was reloading a soccer mom type came in and saw what was going on and gave me a look of hate and disgust like I've never seen before, I just looked at her and said "we need to get the balloons off the ceiling, this is a lesson in pragmatism" it was hella fun. Look at the sign behind me.
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awful X signs they will get ya |
No kids were around except for the pissed soccer mom and her son, I felt sorry for the kid, he'll probably never get to out plinking with a .22 with his friends or dad like most of us did. |
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"Shoot" back a dirty smirk @ miss soccer ballz & continue plinking. That kind of self-righteous crap needs to be taken on directly w/ a straight face. No apologizing or "reasoning" w/ them, as "reasonableness" in ther minds means bending to their will. Always let them clearly know beyond any shadow of a doubt that you're having a good time & could care less what their opinion is about it. Glad you could enjoy yourself. Assuming he hasn't (yet) bugged out, feel sorry for her pn$$y-whipped husband. Some life he must have... |
My guess is "single parent." 
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