Posted: 11/17/2004 7:12:37 AM EDT
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So I'm driving the Bus on my second half of the shift and realize that my delicious Chinese food lunch is sitting in my stomach going nowhere. My stomach is getting tight and I start to get a bit of 'indigestion' along with extra saliva and a slight cough...  This has happened one time before, when I had a short-term flu. I call in 'sick on the road' and get a road relief at Northgate Transit Center. I go into the Operator's Restroom whereupon I aim for the sink and leave the most violently deposited projectile vomit I've experienced in years...!  YUK. Good shot. NO splashback!  I went home and crashed at 1730, waking up again at 1900 feeling like I'd slept for longer than that, and proceeded to have a repeat performance of the barf in the sink trick. NOW we're feeling better!  After a long night's sleep, I'm ready to get back to work tomorrow. Thought I'd share this humorous misery with ya. 
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Now dont get me wrong.... I have to listen to stories like this (even worse) 8 hrs a day, and it really dont bug me to have someone upchuck on the phone while talking to me. But..... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!...... Do you really think that we want to hear about you blowing your Kitty-Chow-Mein all over the restroom?.... Good Gawd man! 
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TOP Food has a Chinese Express? Which one? Never seen that. Not that I want to now. |