Posted: 8/18/2014 1:50:25 AM EDT
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Rizzo Ammo Tax™ Evasion that is...
As a long time reader and a never time posterer….  I figure it’s about time I come out from under the rock and say howdy.
A little about me
Been in OZ for about 3 ½ years, and let’s just say I miss the smell of burnt gun powder and Mexican food (yes in that order). I appreciate reading (most) everyone’s posts, and the majority of you seem to be good humans, and it’s good humans like you that make me proud to be born where I was born. Anyway, it's good to finally come out of the proverbial "Arfcommer closet"! Cheers guys & gals! |
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Ha ha ha, yeah well technically I didn't meet my dream girl in Australia either, she was in the states when we first met.
We are currently living in the western suburbs of Melbourne just outside the CBD (probably the worst part of OZ if I am honest but we are where we need to be right now :) As often as we can (and the wallet affords) we travel to the nicer parts (rural & un-populated). Love the Queensland beaches and the southeastern Victoria area, would love to get out to Perth one day... but trips to AZ have a lightly higher priority of course. You get a chance to try experience the iconic axle grease crossed with molasses (aka Veggiemite) breakfast spread yet? |
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As a native, you're exempt from the Rizzo ammo tax, so technically, you aren't an evader.
When you left, your departure created a vacuum that sucked in 3 hippies and/or 5 illegals. Thus, you *are* in arrears in your "Keep Arizona Free" payments, so you might as well order a brick of .22 delivered to him. 
What's the 'drop bear' season, out there? How many of Australia's deadly species have tried to kill you, so far? (Snakes, spiders, platypii, etc?) Give count, species, and cost of taxidermy. |
Ha ha ha! I am not sure drop bears care much about seasons, they seem to be in a perpetual state of "drop & eat your face off" all year long. 
Know of any good RAT CPA's? (what a suitable acronym) You see, I have not just been sitting idle over here in the land of OZ, I have been tirelessly preaching the Gosple of John (Wayne) since I landed. There have been a few conversions that could possibly offset the "Hippy/illegal" vortex I've created. This kind of thing actually hits the news here... it's not an easy crowd of humans... Other than the before mentioned drop bears, I haven't had too many close encounters with deadly creatures... A kangaroo once gave me the bird, but I cut him off in traffic so I can't fault him much. The "coming home" convo has been a hot topic as of late. Since the Mrs. has already finished her bachelor (started a year before me), she is itching to get back home now... I still have a year left on mine, so I have to wait till that's all done before we can talk more realistically. |
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When are you moving home? This too is what Rizzo wants to know (it's all about the back taxes you know). not to mention the late fees, penalties, interest... Should be enough to supply an AZHTF shoot with plenty of rounds for all on the Bears Lob-n-Ader, and 75 rd drums on the krink. Sweet!!!! |
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blah blah blah blah blah blah CSB . . . . pics or GTFO!
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When are you moving home? This too is what Rizzo wants to know (it's all about the back taxes you know). not to mention the late fees, penalties, interest... My calculator exploded when I tried to tally all of it. Plus it's an extra 200% since the OP is a long-time lurker AND a 14-er. Quoted:
Did I miss the Rizzo tax when I moved here? Oh well, I guess I'll go out to the Vault and roll around in my ammo fort.. a la Scrooge McDuck. You didn't miss it, but clearly I did. Plus back taxes and interest and you're looking at . . . . a lot. Better just give me all of it. |
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blah blah blah Met and married an amazing Australian gal & left job. blah blah blah CSB . . . . pics or GTFO! ! lol! right! So here is a recent one I took of us. 
[brag] Married 7 years now. She is pretty freaking amazing! [/brag] https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3867/14780071490_6eb34259ed_b.jpg |
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I'll refer to this video the next time a sheep shagging militant green party bogan tries to act tough or talk shit about us "Sepo's." Quoted:
Quoted:This kind of thing "Sepo's" Bahahah! That's the first time I have heard that one. |
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It's what they call us Yanks. Septic tanks = Yanks. Ask, go ahead
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Australian Colloquialism totally caught me off guard... I had no idea why they always asked me to pass the "dead horse"... rhymes with tomato sauce (the way they say it anyway) So Sepo's short for Septic Tanks which rhymes with Yank... my googlefu resulted with Septic Tanks are full of shit so therefor Yanks = Full of Shit.....  *MIND BLOWN*
*Fixed* So as not to desturb the wildlife. |
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Australian Colloquialism totally caught me off guard... I had no idea why they always asked me to pass the "dead horse"... rhymes with tomato sauce (the way they say it anyway) So Sepo's short for Septic Tanks which rhymes with Yank... my googlefu resulted with Septic Tanks are full of shit so therefor Yanks = Full of Shit..... *MIND BLOWN*
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Quoted:This kind of thing "Sepo's" Bahahah! That's the first time I have heard that one.
Australian Colloquialism totally caught me off guard... I had no idea why they always asked me to pass the "dead horse"... rhymes with tomato sauce (the way they say it anyway) So Sepo's short for Septic Tanks which rhymes with Yank... my googlefu resulted with Septic Tanks are full of shit so therefor Yanks = Full of Shit..... *MIND BLOWN*
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mind-blown-classic.gif
Although hearing Septics or Sepo's till this very day still makes me go  at them.
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I have always found that gif to be.....disturbing. In a retarded sort of way. 
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