Get NetStumbler and see if any of your neighbors has an unsecure WiFi access point.
j/k
You may be boned. Like TopCrest said, Verizon's wireless broadband may be an option, but it is a bit pricey, and if you are planning anything beyond web surfing and e-mail (such as online games), you won't like the performance.
I can understand how you feel about Qwest -- I used to work for them. I helped open their DSL support center (I was a tier 3 engineer and helped write the support manual for their ADSL service), and it all went to shit when they started hiring contractors. Not that contractors can't do the job, it's just that there is such high turnover in that sort of environment that no one has any real experience, and combine that with the classic don't-give-a-shit telco attitude, it's no wonder customer support sucks.