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4/14/2007 11:27:04 PM EDT
14:34 to the big show time.

Next time you all hear from me I will be married; so I won't be posting for a couple days. Much more important and better things to do with my time.
4/15/2007 5:45:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Soon she will own half of everything you have. And if she decides she wants to end the marriage you will have to write her a large check every month.

But hey congratulations!
4/15/2007 6:42:24 AM EDT
[#2]
welcome to slavery marriage

Congratulations!
4/15/2007 9:19:48 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Soon she will own half of everything you have. And if she decides she wants to end the marriage you will have to write her a large check every month.

But hey congratulations!


Except she will be making more money than me, plus she doesn't want kids and I don't want kids for a long while, so if things do go south I believe SHE would be sending ME a check.

Free ammo and accessories every month?
4/15/2007 12:35:38 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Soon she will own half of everything you have. And if she decides she wants to end the marriage you will have to write her a large check every month.

But hey congratulations!


It's called "Vaginamoney"
4/15/2007 1:10:58 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
14:34 to the big show time.

Next time you all hear from me I will be married; so I won't be posting for a couple days. Much more important and better things to do with my time My time will be pre-allocated by Herr Mistress, in accordance to her wants, needs, and function or how important she deems the activity to be..


Congrats!!
4/15/2007 10:12:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Congratulations!  Marriage is a blessed institution and you will enjoy it more every day!
Just remember two things:  even when you are right, you are wrong, and always do more for her than she does for you.
4/15/2007 10:55:04 PM EDT
[#7]
Congrats!!!!

FINALLY the day has come.... But why April 15th?

So you dont forget to do your taxes or so you wont forget your anniversary?

I joke about marriage and all but it is great when two people work together and communicate. You guys make a great couple and I wish you both the best.
4/16/2007 8:21:48 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Soon she will own half of everything you have. And if she decides she wants to end the marriage you will have to write her a large check every month.

But hey congratulations!


Except she will be making more money than me, plus she doesn't want kids and I don't want kids for a long while, so if things do go south I believe SHE would be sending ME a check.

Free ammo and accessories every month?


     Since she's going to be making more money than you, hope she's into guns.  If not get her involve in a Oprah type of way.  Then your monthly free ammo and accessories will surely be guaranteed......  Congrats by the way
4/16/2007 8:38:27 AM EDT
[#9]
Hearing about someone getting married is the same as hearing about someone dying.

"Bob got married??.... oh my god when did this happen?? he was so young.... I was talking to him like just yesterday and he seamed fine! ........wow! i mean duuude. my condolences."

Always remember Tom Lycus's teachings my child. Lycus 101

OH!!!! and if divorce becomes a possibility then remember this. You can sell your guns to a buddy for a dollar a gun and you would only have to pay her half of what you got. 20 guns = 20 dollars so 10 dollars for the ex. after its all over you get your guns back, jump up and down, and yell yippy yippy.