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Posted: 10/12/2008 12:05:38 AM EDT
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www.massmostwanted.org/index.cfm?ac=casedetails&CaseID=20080604 Theft - Case No. 080604 September 18, 2008 Easton : Gun Store Case Details: Subject entered local gun store and stole a suppressor unit / silencer for a Kalashnikov AK assault series rifle (i.e. AK-47). Suppressor unit is black in color, approximately 6 inches in length and 1 1/2 inches in diameter. The unit is a demo model and is reportedly non-functional as a silencer. The unit is valued at $1,000. The unit was reported stolen by employees of Zero Hours Arms of Easton. After receiving video surveillance unit it was determined the unit was taken at 2:44 p.m. on 09/18/08. The item was located on the counter just behind the computer monitor. In complete video subject is seen taking the unit and putting it into his pocket RE: 080604 Easton Police Department Supressor / Silencer theft 09/18/08 Captured / Arrested 10/3/08 Subject turned himself in at EPD as a result of MMW and tv reports. Joseph Veno Tewksbury, Ma -- Easton Police Department: (508) 230-3322 x 125 Investigator: Det. Sgt. Jack Lynn EASTON — The man who police say stole a suppressor/silencer for an AK-47 assault rifle on Sept. 18 was caught on tape that is now on-line and available for viewing. Police say the suppressor, an accessory that silences the noise of the powerful automatic rifle, is valued at about $1,000 but is a demo unit and may not function. Still, Detective Sgt. Jack Lynn said, “You’ve got to wonder why somebody wants a suppressor or silencer.” The unit was taken from the counter at Zero Hours Arms, 7 Renker Drive, Easton. The surveillance video shows a man taking the black 6-inch accessory and putting it in his pocket. Case Submission No.: 080604" You just don't know where to start with comedy material like this... Every line has subtextual unintentional hilarity. Kel  |
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Quoted: unit is black in color, approximately 6 inches in length and 1 1/2 inches in diameter. The surveillance video shows a man taking the black 6-inch accessory and putting it in his pocket. Case Submission No.: 080604" this could be the report for a theft from a porn shop too..... |
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