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9/1/2013 7:17:30 PM EDT
That is all.

Just to take a piss, I have to undo my belt and by the time the third or fourth button is undone so I can do my business, my gun is sagging down past my ass.

I'm never buying these again.
9/1/2013 7:19:57 PM EDT
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Easy fix... don't buy them. End of issue.
9/1/2013 7:20:54 PM EDT
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Perhaps, but you can get your johnson caught in a button.
9/1/2013 7:48:53 PM EDT
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Wait. You can or you can't?

I guess you could if you'd had enough to drink...
9/1/2013 8:16:49 PM EDT
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I've pissed through the fly of button fly Levi's 5,000 times withot un-buckling my belt. You are doing it wrong.
9/2/2013 9:25:34 PM EDT
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This.
9/3/2013 5:54:12 AM EDT
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They still make button fly jeans for men?

What are you wearing, Z. Cavaricci?
9/3/2013 6:31:30 AM EDT
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I have no problem undoing just the buttons to piss, but struggle to re button the fly with ought undoing my belt and top button
9/4/2013 4:12:00 AM EDT
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In college, the button fly was a good thing to have.  Less chance of drunken penis injury that way.

 



Now that I don't drink like that anymore, no need for them.
9/6/2013 5:07:08 AM EDT
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I feel your pain.

I also agree button fly jeans make it a PITA to take a piss while carrying weapons.
9/6/2013 7:52:19 PM EDT
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I wear Levi 501s all the time and have no issues!
9/6/2013 8:37:23 PM EDT
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9/7/2013 6:52:40 PM EDT
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I have no problem undoing just the buttons to piss, but struggle to re button the fly with ought undoing my belt and top button


Yeah, this was my experience, too. I can get it undone. It's the re-buttoning that proved difficult. Zipper fly from here on out.
9/8/2013 7:32:34 AM EDT
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I accidentally bought a pair once. I used to leave them "prepped" by leaving a button or two unbuttoned. I also found that they became much easier to use after they broke in a bit. I wore them until they wore out and have continued to buy zipper-fly pants since. It's just better technology...
9/8/2013 8:26:44 AM EDT
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I dont like button fly jeans just because they are a pain in the ass. It takes 5 seconds to button a fly, 1 second to zip one. Who's got time for that? Time is money. If I'm putting pants on that means I've got shit to do.
9/9/2013 1:32:45 PM EDT
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Okay, so I tried the whole unbutton your fly while keeping your belt on to pee thing today. I was able to do it utilizing my opposable thumbs accompanied by various furrowings of the brow and muttering of oaths.

I was able to get it buttoned, but I was in there so long people probably thought I was playing with myself.

The clear winner is still zipper fly tech.
9/11/2013 1:15:12 PM EDT
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Button fly jeans are stupid.

There, I said it.
9/19/2013 1:23:16 PM EDT
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I agree.
9/21/2013 7:36:07 PM EDT
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Button fly jeans are stupid.

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I agree.

Eh... if you're hammered and you meet a friend and later need to take your pants off quickly, button fly pants come off way faster.

I agree for the whole CCW thing though. I'm no good at just undoing and rebuttoning the middle buttons. Like others have mentioned before, I have to undo my belt. To make it worse, I don't have a butt, so as soon as that belt comes undone, gravity starts working instantaneously.

That means I either have to grab my P30 and hold it up or do some kind of awkward bow-legged chicken dance while taking a piss in order to keep the whole assembly from falling to the ground.
9/21/2013 8:03:47 PM EDT
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I bought a pair by accident once. Wore them one time and threw them in the garbage can.
9/21/2013 8:24:32 PM EDT
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To piss I just lift up the bottom of my pants leg and let my johnson hang out.
9/30/2013 6:36:07 PM EDT
[#21]
I liked Levi's 501s before I started carrying. All at the bottom of the drawer now.
9/30/2013 7:51:43 PM EDT
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Hell, I prefer them to zippers.
10/23/2013 10:07:37 AM EDT
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Never given me any problems:
10/23/2013 12:05:04 PM EDT
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Tennessee. Figures.





You're an ass.
10/23/2013 5:08:21 PM EDT
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i think op was referring to those of us who are a little more gifted, and need the extra room.
10/23/2013 5:30:53 PM EDT
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If you're over the age of 5 and manage to get your junk caught in a zipper, natural selection is trying to tell you something.
11/2/2013 5:26:38 AM EDT
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Not everyone likes short shorts.



 
11/2/2013 6:20:33 AM EDT
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THIS ^
11/2/2013 7:59:26 AM EDT
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THIS ^

Oh, I've managed to do it. It just sucks and it's cumbersome to button them up again.
11/2/2013 7:39:33 PM EDT
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Oh, I've managed to do it. It just sucks and it's cumbersome to button them up again.
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THIS ^

Oh, I've managed to do it. It just sucks and it's cumbersome to button them up again.


You should have been born back in the days when button ups was the only jeans you could buy.
11/4/2013 9:23:17 AM EDT
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Didn't the Navy stop issue button fly years ago???
If you can not operate a zipper so you don't get your johnson caught!!!
Should you be carring a firearm??? I'm just asking!!!
Button Fly Jeans as bad of an idea as Corduroy Jeans with NO BACK POCKETS!!!
Yes I'm old! May God forgive me, I only bought one pair!!!


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EDITED: I just look them up! They still selling CORDUROY JEANS!!!! We are doom!!!