Kalashnikov Haiku > AK Discussions

Posted: 10/1/2005 8:49:27 PM EDT

I'll start:

Stoner’s design jams;
Mikhail’s gas piston laughs at
Direct impingement.

Use of three lines written in five-seven-five English syllables. Your turn!

Posted: 10/1/2005 8:52:01 PM EDT

[#1]

Why does it look rough
Is it the gun in heat
when in doubt get both

Posted: 10/1/2005 8:55:19 PM EDT

[#2]

My AK goes bang
Whenever the trigger's pulled
Sold my AR, Yay!

Posted: 10/1/2005 9:57:53 PM EDT

[#3]

smooth beautiful curves
thirty round banana mag
bump it all night long

Posted: 10/1/2005 10:39:34 PM EDT

[#4]

don't feel like cleaning
don't worry about scratches
you know it goes bang

Posted: 10/1/2005 10:43:17 PM EDT

[#5]

I have nothing to contribute except for

Posted: 10/1/2005 10:48:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Wood and metal fit
Not just a black gun, ya see
Shoot it 'till it smokes

Posted: 10/1/2005 11:36:40 PM EDT

[#7]

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Posted: 10/2/2005 4:18:30 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Percussive Heiku! I love it! If only you could re-create the smell too.

Posted: 10/2/2005 7:27:23 AM EDT

[#9]

Evil Black Rifle
You will kill more Al Qaeda
Than a weak AK

Posted: 10/2/2005 7:29:33 AM EDT

[#10]

Fire and steel
Shoot it all day long
Who needs food money now?

Posted: 10/2/2005 7:37:12 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Use of three lines written in five-seven-five English syllables. Your turn!

Damn, read the instructions.

Posted: 10/2/2005 7:56:27 AM EDT

[#12]

Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.

--been there, done that--

Posted: 10/2/2005 8:09:40 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.

BRAVO!

Posted: 10/2/2005 8:17:11 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Rusted shut on ya?
Stomp that mother-lovin' bolt!
It'll run just fine.

Winner!

Posted: 10/2/2005 9:07:47 AM EDT

[#15]

Thankew, thankew . . .

Posted: 10/2/2005 11:20:23 AM EDT

[#16]

Milled steel receiver.
Bolt carrier in the white;
Laminated wood.

Posted: 10/2/2005 11:24:08 AM EDT

[#17]

It just won't stop will it?

Posted: 10/2/2005 11:40:17 AM EDT

[#18]

I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run

Posted: 10/2/2005 11:46:08 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run

Posted: 10/2/2005 12:17:39 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run

J, that's the funniest shit I have ever heard from you!

Posted: 10/2/2005 12:26:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Too broke to buy more
But alas, I have two kids
Who would like to trade?

Posted: 10/2/2005 2:08:33 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
It just won't stop will it?

--it's too easy, and some of 'em are damn funny! Keep'em coming, guys!

Brass dancing in air,
Steel targets have big dents now,
Where's my Tannerite?

Posted: 10/2/2005 2:24:32 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I got a new gun
The looter with hienekin
Better run run run

OK,I need a Heineken!

Posted: 10/2/2005 2:44:29 PM EDT

[#24]

The Black Rifle Jams
What A Waste Of Good Money
AK Fucking Rules

Posted: 10/2/2005 6:32:02 PM EDT

[#25]

Hmm, let's see:

One, two, three, four, five,
Six kits in the safe so far--
How many will fit?

ETA: This is beginning to get habit-forming-- does anyone remember the double dactyls they were doing in Scientific American magazine a few years back? They were some real brain-benders! Of course, they're a lot harder to do than these-- give me an hour or so--

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