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Posted: 2/18/2004 3:08:04 PM EDT
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in > > > a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the > > > Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. > > > > > > While waiting, they begin to wonder, could they possibly get > > > married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. > > > > > > "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go > > > find out. > > > > > > The couple sat and waited for an answer... for a couple of months. > > > While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get > > > married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal > > > aspect of it all. > > > > > > "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together > > > FOREVER?" > > > > > > After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking > > > somewhat bedraggled. > > > > > > Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." > > > > > > "Great! But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? > > > Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" > > > > > > St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the > > > ground. > > > > > > "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. > > > > > > "OH, COME ON! It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do > > > you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer? |
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