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Posted: 3/10/2003 7:54:11 PM EDT
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Secretary Defense Donald Rumsfeld apologized today for referring to France and Germany as an "Axis of Weasels." "I'm sorry about that Axis of Weasels remark," said Mr. Rumsfeld. "I didn't mean to dredge up the history France and Germany share of pathetic compliance with ruthless dictators." The Defense Secretary said he was "way out of bounds" with the comments. "I should have known better than to remind people that these two nations which live in freedom thanks only to the righteous might of America, Britain and their allies that these nations are morally and politically bankrupt, and have failed to learn the lessons of history," he said. "It really was an inappropriate thing to say--you know, the Axis of Weasels thing. I really should not have called them the Axis of Weasels. I think it's the 'Weasels' part that was most offensive...you know, when I said that France and Germany form an Axis of Weasels. Of course, I'm so sorry." The Defense Secretary continued, "I want it to be known that no other man holds the weasel in as high a regard as I do, and I'll be the first to point out the crucial role this noble creature plays in our ecosystem. I went way over the line comparing the weasel to a bunch of rude, unwashed, leftist Euroweenie surrender monkeys who change their underwear once a month whether they need to or not. And I just did it again, didn't I? I just insulted the monkeys. I'm quitting while I'm ahead." |
| In war what could be better than having France as an Ally Oh I know having her as an Enemy. Sombody remind me where was it Iraq got that nasty little reactor that the Israeli's had to take time out of there busy day to bomb off the face of the earth? Oh wasn't that France proving once again that you can buy most anything from a french whore |
www.theonion.com/onion3909/index.html Ari Fleischer Replaced By Toby Keith That would be pretty damn funny. I might gain respect for GWB if he did that. Edited to fix link. |
Another AoW joke:
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France is a nation of girly-men. Panty wearing wimps. All the real men France ever had and would ever have died in Russia following Napoleon. The resulting widows in France turned to prostitution to make a living. The result is what France is today. Two hundred years of careless, haphazard and substandard breeding. The Germans are just starting to try and figure out how to take over the world again. SEIG HEIL!! The Russkies? You can't EVER trust the Russkies. The Belgians? Stop eating waffles. Somehow that doesn't add up to all of Europe does it? Sure seems to fool the leftwing, anti-american media though. Mike |
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