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1/28/2011 8:47:22 AM EDT
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1/28/2011 9:35:40 AM EDT
[#1]
yes my wife took my holiday dillo and my hat this year
1/28/2011 9:48:42 AM EDT
[#2]
My wife was upset because we didn't get a holiday dillo this year. She's been telling me I should call and see if I can order one.
1/28/2011 11:50:18 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
2 years ago I received a Christmas Dillo in the mail.  No idea why, I never ordered anything, though admire the product.  LOVE THE DILLO!   But HA!, joke is on LaRue, because he squandered real money to send a non-customer some swag.

Fast forward.

About 1 month ago I decided it's time to get me a proper riser mount for my M4gery, and ordered an LT110.  Now, the wife and I have an arrangement - we don't go through the other persons stuff.  If she gets a package - I don't open it.  If I get a letter or package, she doesn't open it.  But be damned, when that LaRue box showed up, she got it first and saw that Dillo image on it.  She ripped that sucker right open and stole my Dillo!

What's worse - she's insisting I buy more LaRue products, because she wants to be able to set up Dillo stampedes around the house.  In fact, I got some serious evil eye upon learning I ordered a used LaRue multiplier mount - no Dillo.  Good Lord, women are odd.   But it is funny.  

And Mr. LaRue, you are an evil genius of marketing.


WORSE???? Jeez I wish I had it so good! I have to hide the dillo boxes 'cause when she sees that tape she knows I just dropped some $$ on my "toys" and "hobbies"

Edit- can't type on Friday afternoons
1/28/2011 12:11:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Quoted:
2 years ago I received a Christmas Dillo in the mail.  No idea why, I never ordered anything, though admire the product.  LOVE THE DILLO!   But HA!, joke is on LaRue, because he squandered real money to send a non-customer some swag.

Fast forward.

About 1 month ago I decided it's time to get me a proper riser mount for my M4gery, and ordered an LT110.  Now, the wife and I have an arrangement - we don't go through the other persons stuff.  If she gets a package - I don't open it.  If I get a letter or package, she doesn't open it.  But be damned, when that LaRue box showed up, she got it first and saw that Dillo image on it.  She ripped that sucker right open and stole my Dillo!

What's worse - she's insisting I buy more LaRue products, because she wants to be able to set up Dillo stampedes around the house.  In fact, I got some serious evil eye upon learning I ordered a used LaRue multiplier mount - no Dillo.  Good Lord, women are odd.   But it is funny.  

And Mr. LaRue, you are an evil genius of marketing.


WORSE???? Jeez I wish I had it so good! I have to hide the dillo boxes 'cause when she sees that tape she knows I just dropped some $$ on my "toys" and "hobbies"

Edit- can't type on Friday afternoons


1/28/2011 12:14:45 PM EDT
[#5]
If he would open a second site with all bills and packaging labeled Health Vitamins or something like that, my covert purchases would go a lot easier.
1/28/2011 12:29:31 PM EDT
[#6]
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If he would open a second site with all bills and packaging labeled Health Vitamins or something like that, my covert purchases would go a lot easier.


So, we hide an LT-150 deep in a bottle of one-a-day vitamins.  
1/28/2011 12:38:12 PM EDT
[#7]
I was thinking more like an OBR in a bottle of Viagra.
1/28/2011 1:15:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I was thinking more like an OBR in a bottle of Viagra.


No Viagra....  My wife expects to much out of me already!
1/28/2011 1:20:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
If he would open a second site with all bills and packaging labeled Health Vitamins or something like that, my covert purchases would go a lot easier.


That really would be genious.  Have the purchases on the credit card and boxes that arrive be labled from a health food store.  Would make my life a lot easier.
1/28/2011 1:21:33 PM EDT
[#10]
My wife stole the Shot DIllo

Oh well, guess this means I have to go next year to get another .
1/28/2011 1:43:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Here's to being single.  The only restriction on ordering more LT gear is the bank account
1/28/2011 2:34:36 PM EDT
[#12]
Yeah the little critters are an addiction.....

Here are a few of my wife's and my topics with her Dillos
Dillo's at USAF Museum
Dillo's Gone Wild
Dillo Cribs

We will be updating some new stuff soon......good luck with the wife
1/28/2011 5:26:10 PM EDT
[#13]
I told a buddy at work who doesnt even own a AR about the dillos and now he wants to order something from larue..... strange, theres something in the dillos....
1/28/2011 7:03:43 PM EDT
[#14]




Quoted:

I was thinking more like an OBR in a bottle of Viagra.


Um, no.  Don't need the Viagra, the OBR takes care of that all by itself.  



Been known to work just looking at a picture of the OBR.



1/29/2011 9:59:25 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:
I was thinking more like an OBR in a bottle of Viagra.

Um, no.  Don't need the Viagra, the OBR takes care of that all by itself.  

Been known to work just looking at a picture of the OBR.



So you're saying Mark needs to expand his marketing...
1/29/2011 11:08:31 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


Yeah the little critters are an addiction.....



Here are a few of my wife's and my topics with her Dillos

Dillo's at USAF Museum

Dillo's Gone Wild

Dillo Cribs



We will be updating some new stuff soon......good luck with the wife



You sir, need an intervention!









 
1/29/2011 1:38:46 PM EDT
[#17]




Quoted:





Quoted:

Yeah the little critters are an addiction.....



Here are a few of my wife's and my topics with her Dillos

Dillo's at USAF Museum

Dillo's Gone Wild

Dillo Cribs



We will be updating some new stuff soon......good luck with the wife




You sir, need an intervention!













1/29/2011 1:41:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah the little critters are an addiction.....

Here are a few of my wife's and my topics with her Dillos
Dillo's at USAF Museum
Dillo's Gone Wild
Dillo Cribs

We will be updating some new stuff soon......good luck with the wife

You sir, need an intervention!







That was back when I was off work due to a line of duty injury.  I was laid up with knee surgery and the wife was staying home to take care of me..........great times.  More to come soon
1/29/2011 11:51:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
She ripped that sucker right open and stole my Dillo!


My wife steals my dildo all the time too...oh wait a dillo? Shit...