Posted: 1/8/2010 4:35:15 PM EDT
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I am sure this is common knowledge but what is the reasoning behind the cutout in the dillo's
Mimic the outline of a barrel nut? |
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The tail can be used to pry open IBC Rootbeers...  My daughter likes those, that is usally what she gets at Cracker Barrel may have to take the dillo along next time  Stewarts Orange Cream soda..... mmmmmm good... I get one every time I go to Cracker barrel I never drink regular soda, except for that stuff |
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SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!!
They figured out the real meaning of SS17. All this time we've been assigned to decive the public as to what a BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL is for. We know the whole world believes that the tool is to be issued to all LARUEMINATI to destroy Swan mounts - just as the Underground were dropped weapons in WWII. Little did we suspect they would ever figure out its real engineered design purpose. Then we saw a major OPSEC breach (GENESMITH actually let the secret outta the bag). We thought about redesigning the black printed material on the buff colored paper that is on each dillo, but..... you know the paper you have to pull up to pop the staples out so you can get the dillo out of the plastic...you know the paper that has the diagram on it describing how to use the BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL. We thought about getting rid of that so no one who was previously confused would be able to read or look at the descriptive diagram and actually realize its real purpose. BUt then we decided that no one would actually read the instructions if they were possibly confused. Oh well. And just like that...the world knows what the bottle cap shaped and sized 'hole' is for. I am sorry, so sorry we let you all down. The secret is out. |
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SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!! They figured out the real meaning of SS17. All this time we've been assigned to decive the public as to what a BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL is for. We know the whole world believes that the tool is to be issued to all LARUEMINATI to destroy Swan mounts - just as the Underground were dropped weapons in WWII. Little did we suspect they would ever figure out its real engineered design purpose. Then we saw a major OPSEC breach (GENESMITH actually let the secret outta the bag). We thought about redesigning the black printed material on the buff colored paper that is on each dillo, but..... you know the paper you have to pull up to pop the staples out so you can get the dillo out of the plastic...you know the paper that has the diagram on it describing how to use the BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL. We thought about getting rid of that so no one who was previously confused would be able to read or look at the descriptive diagram and actually realize its real purpose. BUt then we decided that no one would actually read the instructions if they were possibly confused. Oh well. And just like that...the world knows what the bottle cap shaped and sized 'hole' is for. I am sorry, so sorry we let you all down. The secret is out. Damn brother, now you completely let the cat out of the bag! |
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SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!! They figured out the real meaning of SS17. All this time we've been assigned to decive the public as to what a BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL is for. We know the whole world believes that the tool is to be issued to all LARUEMINATI to destroy Swan mounts - just as the Underground were dropped weapons in WWII. Little did we suspect they would ever figure out its real engineered design purpose. Then we saw a major OPSEC breach (GENESMITH actually let the secret outta the bag). We thought about redesigning the black printed material on the buff colored paper that is on each dillo, but..... you know the paper you have to pull up to pop the staples out so you can get the dillo out of the plastic...you know the paper that has the diagram on it describing how to use the BEVERAGE ENTRY TOOL. We thought about getting rid of that so no one who was previously confused would be able to read or look at the descriptive diagram and actually realize its real purpose. BUt then we decided that no one would actually read the instructions if they were possibly confused. Oh well. And just like that...the world knows what the bottle cap shaped and sized 'hole' is for. I am sorry, so sorry we let you all down. The secret is out. yes...but it still dosen't explain the different colors
you should cut the guy some slack (GENESMITH) not the op
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