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4/23/2012 12:34:57 PM EDT










4/23/2012 12:51:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Har.
4/23/2012 1:11:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Oorah
4/23/2012 1:12:57 PM EDT
[#3]

 
4/23/2012 2:52:51 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:


Totally.  They're putting girls in the Infantry....
4/23/2012 3:15:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Quoted:


Totally.  They're putting girls in the Infantry....


While im against this, i bet they can still out perform most male Army infantrymen   ohhhhh i went there.
4/23/2012 3:17:59 PM EDT
[#6]
right up until they decide to get pregnant to escape deploying.......
4/23/2012 3:24:46 PM EDT
[#7]




Quoted:

right up until they decide to get pregnant to escape deploying.......




They want to be equal right up until that point. This was rampant when the Gulf War was ramping up, and probably continues to this day.
4/23/2012 3:31:57 PM EDT
[#8]
When did The Corps start issuing a sense of humor?
4/23/2012 5:49:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
When did The Corps start issuing a sense of humor?


Surprised it to so long for the ARMY to show????? All in good fun bro. We Jarheads have always had a since of humor.

4/23/2012 6:04:19 PM EDT
[#10]
Oh...............I almost forgot for those of you who have always wondered,  A.R.M.Y. is an acronym for:  "Ain't  Ready for Marines Yet"
I know, I'm stirring the pot. Can't help it, its a Marines nature to start trouble if he cant find any.
4/24/2012 3:24:12 AM EDT
[#11]
Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children

I can type slower if y'all need me to
4/24/2012 3:57:00 AM EDT
[#12]
U
Signed the
Motherf***ing
Contract

4/24/2012 9:45:42 AM EDT
[#13]
United
States
Mens
College
4/24/2012 10:00:16 AM EDT
[#14]
ARMY….......

Airforce  
Rejected
Me
Yesterday
4/24/2012 2:36:38 PM EDT
[#15]
US ARMY

Uncle
Sam
Ain't
Released
Me
Yet

4/24/2012 3:39:48 PM EDT
[#16]





Posting this from a phone not sure how big this will be
4/24/2012 4:09:15 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/99/c9e1c39e26d14903a89fcc559e62eb38/l.jpg

Posting this from a phone not sure how big this will be


Nice haircut
4/24/2012 4:11:04 PM EDT
[#18]
lol that isnt me found it on the internet but surprisingly they have this poster at Parris Island.
4/24/2012 4:11:54 PM EDT
[#19]
real USMC humor imo



4/24/2012 4:33:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Lol marines and their nazi symbols........I sure hope that sharpie work wasn't hazing.  Nations will crumble, little kitties will lay with dogs, and the NCA will comment on how that guy could look like his son

eta: iphone spelling sucks
4/25/2012 8:05:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
ARMY….......

Airforce  
Rejected
Me
Yesterday


I got one

US Army backwards

Yes
My
Retarded
Ass
Signed
Up
4/26/2012 5:18:35 AM EDT
[#22]
WTF Army?



4/26/2012 5:40:25 AM EDT
[#23]


Manlove Thursday.  Similar to the Marine Menlove Month.
4/26/2012 7:39:12 AM EDT
[#24]


Holy crap, is that Principal McVicker from Beavis & Butthead?
4/26/2012 3:03:05 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
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http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/99/c9e1c39e26d14903a89fcc559e62eb38/l.jpg

Posting this from a phone not sure how big this will be


Nice haircut


I cant hear you over that screaming high and tight!
4/26/2012 3:56:10 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/99/c9e1c39e26d14903a89fcc559e62eb38/l.jpg

Posting this from a phone not sure how big this will be


Nice haircut


I cant hear you over that screaming high and tight!


4/26/2012 3:57:45 PM EDT
[#27]


We do something similar except it involves an entire squad or 2 getting into a "nut to butt" huddle to keep warm. Shit works until someone farts and everyone runs lol
5/2/2012 11:31:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Lol marines and their nazi symbols........I sure hope that sharpie work wasn't hazing.  Nations will crumble, little kitties will lay with dogs, and the NCA will comment on how that guy could look like his son

eta: iphone spelling sucks


Must be a scout sniper.
5/2/2012 6:27:25 PM EDT
[#29]


Thats awesome! The guy with his hands in the other dudes pocket was in my squad while i was deployed to iraq 08-09. Now he's a contractor in a'stan. Not sure that anything i say would make you guys think he's not gay other than hopefully after the photo was taken he said "no homo" that would make it not gay. And if you notice, there is no eye contact- clearly nothing gay going on without eye contact
5/3/2012 7:43:10 PM EDT
[#30]


Wait right there.

ETA: here we go...





Just sayin..
5/3/2012 10:18:43 PM EDT
[#31]
I cant....
5/5/2012 1:38:55 PM EDT
[#33]


EVERY MARINE A RIFLEMAN OOHRAH KILL YUT YUT DEVIL DOG.
5/8/2012 11:33:43 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:


EVERY MARINE A RIFLEMAN OOHRAH KILL YUT YUT DEVIL DOG.


Give us shit now...

You know its only a matter of time before there are gay army make out photos out there. Get it while you can
5/8/2012 2:14:35 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:


EVERY MARINE A RIFLEMAN OOHRAH KILL YUT YUT DEVIL DOG.


Give us shit now...

You know its only a matter of time before there are gay army make out photos out there. Get it while you can


But i thought everyone in the Army was already gay? so it wont be anything new





5/9/2012 3:02:14 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


EVERY MARINE A RIFLEMAN OOHRAH KILL YUT YUT DEVIL DOG.


Give us shit now...

You know its only a matter of time before there are gay army make out photos out there. Get it while you can


But i thought everyone in the Army was already gay? so it wont be anything new







this
5/10/2012 10:31:08 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:


EVERY MARINE A RIFLEMAN OOHRAH KILL YUT YUT DEVIL DOG.


Give us shit now...

You know its only a matter of time before there are gay army make out photos out there. Get it while you can


But i thought everyone in the Army was already gay? so it wont be anything new







I believe that's everyone who falls under the Department of the Navy...
5/10/2012 6:19:54 PM EDT
[#38]
IBTMDC
In before the mens department coments
7/9/2012 3:24:51 AM EDT
[#39]


The patch says it all 82d airborne, and the raspberry beret.
7/9/2012 3:27:19 AM EDT
[#40]

Part of my died inside when I saw this, I do feel knowing that is a Marine.

7/9/2012 5:29:11 AM EDT
[#41]





I bet the airman wears the pants in that relationship.

7/15/2012 7:05:15 AM EDT
[#42]
It aint gay if A: Its cold, B: If your wearing bootbands :P
7/15/2012 11:03:32 PM EDT
[#43]
How many Marines were caught up in that gay porn sting.....???
7/16/2012 1:48:00 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
It aint gay if A: Its cold, B: If your wearing bootbands :P


This is also only allowed during the week.
7/22/2012 7:19:20 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It aint gay if A: Its cold, B: If your wearing bootbands :P


This is also only allowed during the week.


Negative, the new rule is it's not gay if you don't kiss. Opens up all kinds of new possibilities, doesn't it?
7/22/2012 7:53:18 PM EDT
[#46]
Oh my, lots of funny shit here!

I find it funny how many say they are rangers expecting to get everyone to assume they are S.F.

Army gives out awards like candy!
7/24/2012 6:21:29 PM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


Oh my, lots of funny shit here!



I find it funny how many say they are rangers expecting to get everyone to assume they are S.F.



Army gives out awards like candy!


We tried to make it easy for you guys by giving the units different names, he'll, they even wear different colored hats!  

 
7/24/2012 10:01:46 PM EDT
[#48]
Marine and an airman sittin' in a tree...

8/3/2012 11:42:36 AM EDT
[#49]


8/3/2012 11:48:35 AM EDT
[#50]


That's fucking awesome. It's 23 times more awesome if he's a grunt.
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