[ARCHIVED THREAD] - HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jenn70 (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/5/2006 10:02:03 PM EDT
 My son and I had ours yesterday now it's your turn  |
+1 I don't know if you've seen this - it's pretty old, but I figure since we share the same sign, you might appreciate it... CAPRICORN You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot. ARIES You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist. GEMINI You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini are notorious for thriving on incest. CANCER You are sympathetic and understanding to other people’s problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a shit. LEO You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot. VIRGO You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps. LIBRA You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Librae die of venereal disease. SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarii are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked. |
 and I thought all this time that Scorpios are intense, passionate, creative, loyal to a fault, your best friend or worst nightmare(very little in between) out going and absoultely the best sex anyone could ever have. I could be wrong though 
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND YOURS TOO!!!!!!! |
I'm going to hold you to it. Just got a text from Aim4MyHead. He and HK_2B have gone stealth on me. They had just left my appartment.  I want to leave work RIGHT NOW....... like a spoiled child "I wanna see, I wanna see" |
That's okay lovie, we can be pricks together. [Dr Pepper song] I'm a prick, you're a prick, wouldn't you like to be a pri-ick too [/end Dr Pepper song]
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Actually I was with an Aries a gazzillion years ago and I have to agree (don't remember the birthdate) but he was an Aries. I've never been with a Scorpio 
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Quick tempered and impatient......that's me alot of the time, just ask hubby. I don't know about being a prick tho, I thought that was always reserved for the guys! My b-day is a week before yours  my youngest is the 9th tho.
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All I can say is that I've been with another scorpio, it was crazy. 
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...stuff got broken didn't it? |