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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - JOTD: Breakfast

Posted: 8/9/2006 8:58:52 PM EDT

Received via email today:

She was in the kitchen doing the soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"

She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment".

He, thinking it's his lucky day, lays her over the kitchen table and they have sex.

Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"

She says, "The egg timer's broken!"

(thanks folks; i'll be here all week!)

Posted: 8/10/2006 4:39:44 AM EDT

[#1]

thats a nice one!

~S

Posted: 8/10/2006 5:51:11 AM EDT

[#2]

*ETA* the 3 minute egg?

Posted: 8/10/2006 6:36:25 AM EDT

[#3]

Wait, you mean all this time I've been boiling them for 10 minutes when they could've been done in 90 seconds?

Posted: 8/10/2006 10:54:09 AM EDT

[#4]

Funny! And one I haven't heard.

Unfortunately, it reminds me of an ex.

Posted: 8/10/2006 11:48:49 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Wait, you mean all this time I've been boiling them for 10 minutes when they could've been done in 90 seconds?

Posted: 8/11/2006 5:50:24 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wait, you mean all this time I've been boiling them for 10 minutes when they could've been done in 90 seconds?

instead of jasondcrum, we may have to start calling him "jasondonein90seconds"...........

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - JOTD: Breakfast