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3/27/2005 6:28:31 AM EDT
    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.  
    Since I am now in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was.
    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
    What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

 Mom sent it to me via email...
3/27/2005 6:40:37 AM EDT
[#1]
HAHA!  Good one!

I try and not post here, but this was too good to pass up.
3/27/2005 7:02:50 AM EDT
[#2]
OMG.. that was good.
3/27/2005 7:03:22 AM EDT
[#3]


I was very confused for a minute and when I opened it, I was half expecting something like the Downy thread that was on here. (getting good advice even though its not my thread.  )

But that really made my day.  
3/27/2005 10:05:17 AM EDT
[#4]


That was good.  
3/27/2005 5:59:11 PM EDT
[#5]
I thought you'd get a kick out of it...

I knew there was a reason I was partial to Tide... (j/k)
3/27/2005 7:10:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Some beer came out my nose!