Posted: 11/16/2002 5:59:28 AM EDT
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1. "I can't find it" MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. "That's women's work" MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless. 3. "Will you marry me?" MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left. 4. "It's a guy thing." MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. 5. "Can I help with dinner?" MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table? 6. "It would take too long to explain" MEANS: I have no idea how it works. 7. "I'm getting more exercise lately" MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead. 8. "We're going to be late." MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. 9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. 10. "That's interesting dear." MEANS: Are you still talkin |
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Quoted: 3. "Will you marry me?" MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left. 4. "It's a guy thing." MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. I would like to propose an amendment to these two. 3. "Lets move in together" MEANS: Roommates have moved out, and I have no clue how to feed or take care of myself. But getting married would mean that I would have to make a commitment to something other than beer drinking, and watching sports on the tube, so can't we just live together? 4. "It's a guy thing" MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and it does not involve sports, beer, porn, or profanity, so I don't know what to talk about!!! These are sort of my wife's comments (indirectly), that I've been listening to for years!! |