[ARCHIVED THREAD] - CDNN must be pulling my leg (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 2/8/2010 8:46:59 PM EDT
That's southern-speak for telling a fib. They sent an email saying they were selling these HKs below cost. There is no way that is below cost. If so, HK is insanely expensive. I can get a new S&W M&P Pro for $585 delivered!   |
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Quoted: They used to have much better prices on them, though most were police trade ins. Those seem to have all dried up. I paid $700 for my used USP45c so the price isn't bad at all. Of course I got 10 mags with it, try pricing those out. Actually, these prices are very good. I just ordered a USP .45 Compact.   |
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I hate how cdnn wont publish pistol prices in their catalog POR or CALL yeah I know, I go to church with a guy that works there and I give him grief about it I never bother, when I'm looking I have a price in mind, if I have to call I'm not going to waste my time or theirs. That is for any place that dose it, not directed strictly at CDNN. |
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Because you suck and we hate you Click To View Spoiler Half of that is BS But which half?? 
Where do you want me to start? You can start with this: In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. |
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid 
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles |
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Wow. Way to miss the point on that one. |
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You can start with this:
In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Wow. Way to miss the point on that one. No I know the backstory the author was bent at HK's famous CS. Half the people that read that believe it, hence me defending Hk most of the time. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You can start with this: In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Wow. Way to miss the point on that one. No I know the backstory the author was bent at HK's famous CS. Half the people that read that believe it, hence me defending Hk most of the time. I hope you work there or are getting some kind of discount. |
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You can start with this:
In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Wow. Way to miss the point on that one. No I know the backstory the author was bent at HK's famous CS. Half the people that read that believe it, hence me defending Hk most of the time. I hope you work there or are getting some kind of discount.
Nope, course I also got that for defending Calico.
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Because you suck and we hate you Click To View Spoiler This pretty much sums it all up for me, HK lovers nonwithstanding. Even the local SWAT team is moving away from MP5s, because they hate how HK jerks them around. Plus, HK just makes hating them so ridiculously easy 
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Quoted: I've never needed any. I don't shoot mine all that much though, just a few thousand rounds through them. I've also read that their customer service has vastly improved, though I hope I'll never have to find out. Having owned HKs for many years, that little editorial is absolutely correct. Have you ever tried to get spare parts? One thing in that ill contrived drivel that is completely off base is the whining about the mag release. I can use the USP/HK45 style release much quicker and smoother than any thumb release, without shifting my grip one iota. |
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Having owned HKs for many years, that little editorial is absolutely correct. Have you ever tried to get spare parts? The part of not selling guns isn't, But on the CS (which is never really mentioned) is, I have emails from them that are the definition of vague. |
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You can start with this:
In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Photographer did not publish the damn catalog, and distribute it to customers. 
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You can start with this:
In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Photographer did not publish the damn catalog, and distribute it to customers. The got the catalogs the day before SHOT, HK just went F it nobody will notice. |
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Quoted: That whistling sound.... Yup that one.... Thats the sound it makes as it sails over your headYou can start with this: In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles |
Please tell me your kidding...
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You can start with this: In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Photographer did not publish the damn catalog, and distribute it to customers. The got the catalogs the day before SHOT, HK just went F it nobody will notice. You know how stupid that sounds? |
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Photographer did not publish the damn catalog, and distribute it to customers. The got the catalogs the day before SHOT, HK just went F it nobody will notice.
You know how stupid that sounds? It sounds about right coming from H&K Or Sig. "This p250 flops around like a rag doll!" "fuck it, sell it for more than a glock, stamp sig on it, and everyone will say its for reliability" |
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In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards… The photographer fault not HK But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you. I only see half a point there At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you. MR556 son, Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one. There was a concept for a XM8 with picatinny rails and I have never seen any picture showing that it melted because this piece was as far as I traced it back, And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator. I guess having a reliable pistol is stupid
By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do. someone doesn't know about 922o or the 1968 import ban Buy our stuff. Sincerely HK Marketing Department HK - Because you suck. And we hate you. The goverment hates us as they put all the bans in place Cracks Knuckles Photographer did not publish the damn catalog, and distribute it to customers. The got the catalogs the day before SHOT, HK just went F it nobody will notice.
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I bought my HKSP89 from CDNN almost 20 years ago.
$849 plus $9.99 shipping. The jackass LEO at the police station where we have to get our safety certificate I remember saying, All homes should have one! Sarcastic JBT, then he takes it and shows all his buddies. |