[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Is Sex Work ? (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/14/2010 4:58:46 PM EDT
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A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.." The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. |
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Quoted: A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.." The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent.  |
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Quoted: Serious question, if that question were hypothetically asked and answered in that manner, what would be the likely result. Besides being damned hysterical, would that qualify as insubordination? It would depend. Does the CO have a sense of humor? Who witnessed the incident (anyone with an axe to grind against the junior or could possibly be embarrassed by the remark)? Is the junior a constant fuck up or is he a competent performer with a good record? I had a 1st Lt (CH-53E pilot) stop by my shop to get his computer repaired. My Sgt filled out the paper work while one of my Cpls observed. As the 1st Lt was leaving he couldn't get the door to the INU (mobile facility "habitrail") open. He was pulling up on the handle instead of pushing down. The Cpl nonchalantly opened the door for the visibly frustrated 1st Lt, then remarked "You can fly a helicopter, I would have figured you had enough G2 to open a fucking door". There was a VERY awkward pause and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. The Cpl then said "Did I say that out loud?". I said "Sir, I'll handle that!". The 1st Lt looked at me with a grin and said "No need to correct a man when he is right." then shook the Cpl's hand and thanked him for the help. It COULD have ended with a reduction in rank, but cooler heads and a sense of humor prevailed. I had the Cpl picking up trash around the shop for a week and also provide the shop with a 30 minute lesson on Military Customs and Courtesies with emphasis on Officer/Enlisted interactions. |
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Quoted: . The Cpl nonchalantly opened the door for the visibly frustrated 1st Lt, then remarked "You can fly a helicopter, I would have figured you had enough G2 to open a fucking door". There was a VERY awkward pause and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. The Cpl then said "Did I say that out loud?". I think the "Did I say that out loud?" makes that story. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Serious question, if that question were hypothetically asked and answered in that manner, what would be the likely result. Besides being damned hysterical, would that qualify as insubordination? It would depend. Does the CO have a sense of humor? Who witnessed the incident (anyone with an axe to grind against the junior or could possibly be embarrassed by the remark)? Is the junior a constant fuck up or is he a competent performer with a good record? I had a 1st Lt (CH-53E pilot) stop by my shop to get his computer repaired. My Sgt filled out the paper work while one of my Cpls observed. As the 1st Lt was leaving he couldn't get the door to the INU (mobile facility "habitrail") open. He was pulling up on the handle instead of pushing down. The Cpl nonchalantly opened the door for the visibly frustrated 1st Lt, then remarked "You can fly a helicopter, I would have figured you had enough G2 to open a fucking door". There was a VERY awkward pause and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. The Cpl then said "Did I say that out loud?". I said "Sir, I'll handle that!". The 1st Lt looked at me with a grin and said "No need to correct a man when he is right." then shook the Cpl's hand and thanked him for the help. It COULD have ended with a reduction in rank, but cooler heads and a sense of humor prevailed. I had the Cpl picking up trash around the shop for a week and also provide the shop with a 30 minute lesson on Military Customs and Courtesies with emphasis on Officer/Enlisted interactions. OK, that was funnier. Your a dick. |
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. And I suppose you think yodeling in the gully is all sunshine and kittens 
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Serious question, if that question were hypothetically asked and answered in that manner, what would be the likely result. Besides being damned hysterical, would that qualify as insubordination? It would depend. Does the CO have a sense of humor? Who witnessed the incident (anyone with an axe to grind against the junior or could possibly be embarrassed by the remark)? Is the junior a constant fuck up or is he a competent performer with a good record? I had a 1st Lt (CH-53E pilot) stop by my shop to get his computer repaired. My Sgt filled out the paper work while one of my Cpls observed. As the 1st Lt was leaving he couldn't get the door to the INU (mobile facility "habitrail") open. He was pulling up on the handle instead of pushing down. The Cpl nonchalantly opened the door for the visibly frustrated 1st Lt, then remarked "You can fly a helicopter, I would have figured you had enough G2 to open a fucking door". There was a VERY awkward pause and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. The Cpl then said "Did I say that out loud?". I said "Sir, I'll handle that!". The 1st Lt looked at me with a grin and said "No need to correct a man when he is right." then shook the Cpl's hand and thanked him for the help. It COULD have ended with a reduction in rank, but cooler heads and a sense of humor prevailed. I had the Cpl picking up trash around the shop for a week and also provide the shop with a 30 minute lesson on Military Customs and Courtesies with emphasis on Officer/Enlisted interactions. Been there. Old office was an absolute hysterical place to work––practical jokes, insults flying left & right (not to mention Nerf balls), etc. Worked there for a year. Moved to a new office––very stuffy, quiet office, waaaaaay too serious. Been in the office less than 48 hours when Maj Limaxray has to go up to the full-bull colonel to pass on a question on why the O6 wants something done a certain way. Colonel goes on a profanity-laced rant lasting about two minutes, ending with "So you tell him that Colonel _______is a pessimistic asshole and wants it done that way for a reason!" Without even thinking, I responded with "Sir, you're not pessimistic!" Then after realizing what I had said..................... 
Everyone in the office stopped. As in, stopped moving and looked at me and at him. Like in those old E.F. Hutton commercials. Waiting for Mt Vesuvius to erupt and rain flaming molten lava and brimstone on the major. The colonel gave me a  , then a  for just a second, then  and said,"Ah, you're quick! I like that!" He chuckled for the rest of the day about that one. Even made a couple of jokes the next day about being so optimistic.
Me, I spent the rest of that month with my mouth firmly glued shut.
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Serious question, if that question were hypothetically asked and answered in that manner, what would be the likely result. Besides being damned hysterical, would that qualify as insubordination? It would depend. Does the CO have a sense of humor? Who witnessed the incident (anyone with an axe to grind against the junior or could possibly be embarrassed by the remark)? Is the junior a constant fuck up or is he a competent performer with a good record? I had a 1st Lt (CH-53E pilot) stop by my shop to get his computer repaired. My Sgt filled out the paper work while one of my Cpls observed. As the 1st Lt was leaving he couldn't get the door to the INU (mobile facility "habitrail") open. He was pulling up on the handle instead of pushing down. The Cpl nonchalantly opened the door for the visibly frustrated 1st Lt, then remarked "You can fly a helicopter, I would have figured you had enough G2 to open a fucking door". There was a VERY awkward pause and needless to say you could hear a pin drop. The Cpl then said "Did I say that out loud?". I said "Sir, I'll handle that!". The 1st Lt looked at me with a grin and said "No need to correct a man when he is right." then shook the Cpl's hand and thanked him for the help. It COULD have ended with a reduction in rank, but cooler heads and a sense of humor prevailed. I had the Cpl picking up trash around the shop for a week and also provide the shop with a 30 minute lesson on Military Customs and Courtesies with emphasis on Officer/Enlisted interactions. My standard rule of thumb when joking with enlisted is to NEVER put them a position where you are belittling them, because they can't do the same to you without risking insubordination. I recently came close it however, when one of my Enlisted grew the world's most Hitler-like mustache... Me: "Seaman, congradulations on your election as Chancellor of Germany." Seaman: "I'll remember you told me that, sir, as Hitler was a NCO once, too. You'll be killed last, to amuse me." |
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... 
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... uh, huh. You keep telling yourself that. The only reason we give blowjobs, is so they'll keep coming home.  It's not called a "job" for nothing
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... uh, huh. You keep telling yourself that. The only reason we give blowjobs, is so they'll keep coming home. It's not called a "job" for nothing
Would you please , PLEASE stop ruining it for us????
We dont need to hear about how its basically torture 
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... uh, huh. You keep telling yourself that. The only reason we give blowjobs, is so they'll keep coming home. It's not called a "job" for nothing
Were you under the assumption that I care WHY a woman is giving me a blowjob? 
Shows how little you understand men my dear... Men have four moods... hungry, horny, annoyed and tired... If we are hungry feed us... If we are horny blow or fuck us... If we are annoyed shut your mouth, this can be achieved by blowing us And if we are tired let us sleep, we'll fuck you when we wake up, and then you can get us a sammich because we are hungry and be quiet because at that point you are likely annoying us
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... uh, huh. You keep telling yourself that. The only reason we give blowjobs, is so they'll keep coming home. It's not called a "job" for nothing
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If it wasn't work, the term would be "blow-vacation", instead of "blow-job" Then it must not be sex! You ever given a blow job? It's no walk in the park, I'll tell ya that. I've watched tons of pron, chicks LOVE giving blowjobs and bukake... otherwise they wouldn't all be so enthusiastic about it... roll the tape... uh, huh. You keep telling yourself that. The only reason we give blowjobs, is so they'll keep coming home. It's not called a "job" for nothing
Were you under the assumption that I care WHY a woman is giving me a blowjob?
Shows how little you understand men my dear... Men have four moods... hungry, horny, annoyed and tired... If we are hungry feed us... If we are horny blow or fuck us... If we are annoyed shut your mouth, this can be achieved by blowing us And if we are tired let us sleep, we'll fuck you when we wake up, and then you can get us a sammich because we are hungry and be quiet because at that point you are likely annoying us Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. |