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12/10/2009 11:52:33 AM EDT
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...



What's the worst that could happen?

12/10/2009 11:52:55 AM EDT
[#1]
dibs on guns, ammo, women, and dogs
12/10/2009 11:53:13 AM EDT
[#2]
dibs on everything of value after your intestines blow out

ETA:  beaten by seconds
12/10/2009 11:53:49 AM EDT
[#3]
If I remember right, tomato juice in excess of 3 cans is toxic and possibly fatal.  Did you read the warning label?
12/10/2009 11:54:12 AM EDT
[#4]
you are gonna need a bigger toilet
12/10/2009 11:54:43 AM EDT
[#5]







Your screwed.
12/10/2009 11:55:06 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:


Your screwed.


My screwed or yours?
12/10/2009 11:55:08 AM EDT
[#7]
Your blood pressure may jump pretty good.  Lots and lots of salt in those.  You may stroke out or have a heart attack.  The antedote is a jar of dill pickles, juice and all.
12/10/2009 11:55:41 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
you are gonna need a bigger toilet


this x87
12/10/2009 11:56:27 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
you are gonna need a bigger toilet


this x87


And don't forget...
12/10/2009 11:56:30 AM EDT
[#10]
I think this answers.com entry is on the right track:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_too_much_tomato_juice_bad_for_you

Q: Is too much tomato juice bad for you?

A: Leonard Cohen was born in Canada in 1934.

WTF
12/10/2009 11:57:23 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I think this answers.com entry is on the right track:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_too_much_tomato_juice_bad_for_you

Q: Is too much tomato juice bad for you?

A: Leonard Cohen was born in Canada in 1934.

WTF


So... now I'm going back in time to 1934 to meet Leonard Cohen? Should I do a group buy?
12/10/2009 11:58:01 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
I think this answers.com entry is on the right track:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_too_much_tomato_juice_bad_for_you

Q: Is too much tomato juice bad for you?

A: Leonard Cohen was born in Canada in 1934.

WTF


I literally burst out laughing
12/10/2009 11:58:29 AM EDT
[#13]
As I have already claimed dibs on everything, and now everybody agrees your will be DRT, I have IM'd you shipping information as well as a copy of my FFL.  I would appreciate it if you got on the shipping post haste before you die.  I would hate to have to drive all the way to Florida to pick up my shit.





















But believe me, I will if necessary.
















Also, please send a detailed list of what I will be receiving along with pics.













Hold on just a little bit longer buddy.










12/10/2009 11:59:17 AM EDT
[#14]
I knew a guy that did this as a bet at a party.

Damn, I miss him.
12/10/2009 11:59:37 AM EDT
[#15]
What could happen is that you better get six bottles of Maalox for the heartburn you are about to experience.
12/10/2009 12:08:28 PM EDT
[#18]

12/10/2009 12:39:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Do you now look like a red version of this?
12/10/2009 12:41:13 PM EDT
[#20]


12/10/2009 12:46:07 PM EDT
[#21]


wasn't sure if using a real pic was a coc violation but you get the idea
12/10/2009 12:49:04 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:


I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...




Ok, now go do several shots of Vodka, add some tobasco and a stalk of celery and shake gently.
12/10/2009 12:52:23 PM EDT
[#23]
Your skin might turn a little red or orange.  Happens to babys when they eat too much of one food or another, especially carrots.
12/10/2009 1:24:41 PM EDT
[#24]
You'd pop like that guy from willy wonkas, but you'd be red, not blue?
12/10/2009 1:25:59 PM EDT
[#25]
Lots of salt.  Which will upset your stomach.
12/10/2009 1:31:50 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Lots of salt.  Which will upset your stomach.


I've never had that problem. Salt is awesome!




 
12/10/2009 1:31:57 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...


Ok, now go do several shots of Vodka, add some tobasco and a stalk of celery and shake gently.


this
12/10/2009 2:07:29 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...


Ok, now go do several shots of Vodka, add some tobasco and a stalk of celery and shake gently.


Shouldn't you be more specific about where the stalk of celery goes?
12/10/2009 2:34:54 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...


Ok, now go do several shots of Vodka, add some tobasco and a stalk of celery and shake gently.


Shouldn't you be more specific about where the stalk of celery goes?


I don't think I want to tell you all what happened next...

Anyway, I'm still alive. So I guess I won't be filling out shipping labels.
12/10/2009 2:41:49 PM EDT
[#30]
Bloody Mary without the booze
12/10/2009 2:44:13 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...


Ok, now go do several shots of Vodka, add some tobasco and a stalk of celery and shake gently.


Shouldn't you be more specific about where the stalk of celery goes?


I don't think I want to tell you all what happened next...

Anyway, I'm still alive. So I guess I won't be filling out shipping labels.


What "happened next" may have only been the first wave  There is still hope for those who called dibs

12/10/2009 2:48:06 PM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:

As I have already claimed dibs on everything <snip>









FAIL.



You claimed:
Quoted:

dibs on guns, ammo, women, and dogs




Therefore, I claim



Magazines

Survival supplies

Reloading equipment and components

Optics

and vehicles.



12/10/2009 2:52:15 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I just drank 5 cans of Campbell's Tomato Juice in 30 minutes. This stuff is good but I'm not starting to feel well...


if you are not starting then you ....
12/10/2009 2:54:23 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
As I have already claimed dibs on everything <snip>



FAIL.

You claimed:


Quoted:
dibs on guns, ammo, women, and dogs


Therefore, I claim

Magazines My one AK magazine, 10 Garand clips, and 10 million 8mm stripper clips.
Survival supplies My first aid kit and backpack with books.
Reloading equipment and components So you think I'm a rich man?
Optics My broken Nikon.
and vehicles. Have fun with a 2002 Dodge Stratus. She's called the U.S.S. Wanderlust.