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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 3/18/2001 10:35:40 PM EDT
When a girl talks to you about different kinds of birth control, specifically about one kind called a cervical ring, what does this mean?
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 10:40:42 PM EDT
So long as she doesn't mention a phallic constricting ring or anything else that sounds painfull I wouldn't worry.[;D] Jake
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 10:43:32 PM EDT
Actually though, if you are sleeping with her it probobly means she doesn't want you wearing a raincoat anymore nor does she want you to pull out. However it sounds like a boobytrap, no pills, no funky looking dohickeys in a bag or case at bediside, nothing to prove she's safe. Jake
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 10:43:48 PM EDT
Means you prolly fixin' to get sum [:D]
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 10:50:05 PM EDT
Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 10:54:56 PM EDT
Hell I dunno ..... I'm still tryin' to get these hoof prints outta my headboard [BD]
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:05:25 PM EDT
Imbro, You start to worry me, dude... Cheers & Good Hunting, RG.nl
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:06:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/18/2001 11:18:27 PM EDT by GSG9]
Originally Posted By DizzyRooster: Hell I dunno ..... I'm still tryin' to get these hoof prints outta my headboard [BD]
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[red][center][size=6]ROFLMFAO!!![/red][/center][/size=6]
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:09:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
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It would help if you put her statement in to some sort of context.
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:17:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
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Is this the same girl who was talking to you about another guy's unit?
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:20:24 PM EDT
Imbroglio, I think you should address this question to McUZI. He is very knowlegable on this topic. [:D]
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:23:50 PM EDT
Hey SGT884...you took the words right out of my mouth. I was going to suggest that question being referred to McUZI too!!!!! LMAO
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:48:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
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Your such a tease Brog! You and Princess are probably sittin in front of your puter buck naked and covered in sweat laughing your asses off at these replys.
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:52:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By HANGFIRE:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
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Your such a tease Brog! You and Princess are probably sittin in front of your puter buck naked and covered in sweat laughing your asses off at these replys.
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In one of his "gun rooms".
Link Posted: 3/18/2001 11:59:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2001 12:29:32 AM EDT by HANGFIRE]
Originally Posted By TREETOP:
Originally Posted By HANGFIRE:
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: Does it mean she wants me to ask her out?
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Your such a tease Brog! You and Princess are probably sittin in front of your puter buck naked and covered in sweat laughing your asses off at these replys.
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In one of his "gun rooms".
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"gun rooms"???? Do you mean that .22 has its own room?
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 12:19:37 AM EDT
You are asking this question on a gun board? We got your 223 info, your 308 info and your 7.62x39 info BUT WE GOT NO STINKIN CERVICAL RING INFO! Did she mention dating and use phrases like "I'll go around the world for a hundred", or "half and half for fifty"?
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 1:43:07 AM EDT
It means she's talking about the female condom and if you're lucky you might get some.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:11:32 AM EDT
could also mean that she thinks of you as someone she can trust, a father(?) figure, someone who wont let her down...i could also be friggin way off base, so.........prepare to get your knob polished!!!!!!! HOO-YAH! HER--> [sex] <--YOU
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:43:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/19/2001 5:55:32 AM EDT by AR_Rifle]
Get ready to walk down the aisle. I smell a set-up. Hope her father is not one of those crazy guns owner.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:51:57 AM EDT
I dunno, but my first thought was "heres a chick that needs some 'tightening up'" Girls that give it away so easily often give the gift that just keeps on giving. But hey, what do I kno - I was a virgin when I got married, and have been happily married fer near eleven years. Suffice it to say "Let the 'buyer' beware..."
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 5:57:50 AM EDT
I assume she means a cervical cap. I got this info on that device from the Planned Parenthood site: Cervical Cap: A firm rubber cap intended to fit securely on the cervix. Used with contraceptive jelly, the cervical cap is a barrier method of birth control that is reversible and available only by prescription
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 7:42:37 AM EDT
Big chief ride bareback!!!!!(and hope she honest type)........[:d]...[:x]...[:o]
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 8:04:40 AM EDT
Didn't they used to call those things diaphragms?(? on spelling to) I think before I went at this carelessly, I would get out my flashlight and take a look! Am I sick or what?
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 8:38:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By LawnDart: Is this the same girl who was talking to you about another guy's unit?
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Ya it is the same one and I ain't gots no "Princess" to sit in front of the computer with!
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:06:14 AM EDT
As my man, The President of the United States of America, Ronald Reagan once said, "Trust, but verify." And that's all I have to say about that. Jarhead out.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:16:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jarhead_22: As ...Ronald Reagan once said, "Trust, but verify." And that's all I have to say about that. Jarhead out.
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I think he was talking about Inter Continental Ballistic Missiles, right???? [:D] I dunno. The risks are FAR too great for a one-night bang. Let's see, possible death by AIDS vs. keep it in my shorts. that shouldn't be a tough decision.
Link Posted: 3/19/2001 11:21:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2001 8:55:28 AM EDT
the cervical thing is just a ring that is inplanted in the cervics to make sure when your little soilders cross by they get killed or they are attracted to it so they never make it past that point to make it to a egg...... its about 90% effective if used with other methods.
Link Posted: 3/20/2001 9:07:01 AM EDT
"If a hot chick is pressing her breasts against me, twirling my hair, while talking about her love of Johnson and how happy she is that god gave her birth control... what should I think of this?" GEEEEEEEEZE!!!! [sex] Nuckles
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