[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Tim Tebow Facts..... (Page 1 of 6)
Posted: 12/3/2009 3:10:09 PM EDT
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Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one. Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600. Tim Tebow can divide by zero. Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card. Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do. When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. |
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Quoted: Tim Tebow is still in college and will most likely suck in the NFL and be a distant memory of what was supposed to be a great quarterback way back when. They said he would most likely suck if he ever got to be a starting QB. 2 natl. titles later, he's laughing at poor expectations, me thinks. Besides that the NFL isn't always very good at figuring out who's a worthy athlete anyway. Some of the best football players in its history got traded off, ignored, benched or shuffled around because no one could figure out how to utilize them. |
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Tim Tebow is still in college and will most likely suck in the NFL and be a distant memory of what was supposed to be a great quarterback way back when. They said he would most likely suck if he ever got to be a starting QB. 2 natl. titles later, he's laughing at poor expectations, me thinks. Besides that the NFL isn't always very good at figuring out who's a worthy athlete anyway. Some of the best football players in its history got traded off, ignored, benched or shuffled around because no one could figure out how to utilize them. All the pundits that still think Mike Vick is a great QB and thought that DeMarcus Russell would be a great NFL QB, say that Tebow would never make it in the NFL as a QB, yet he can pass far better than either one. PC run amuck? |
| Tim Tebow spent his spring break circumcising kids in the Philippines. Because like every other over rated star, Tebow helps those in other countries due to the added publicity it brings as opposed to helping kids in his own country. And also Tebow will donate 80+% of his NFL money to charities because, like God, Tebow does not need money.... oh wait. |
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Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one. Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600. Tim Tebow can divide by zero. Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card. Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do. When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. When Tim Tebow plays Alabama on Saturday, he will choke. Fixed. 
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Tim Tebow is still in college and will most likely suck in the NFL and be a distant memory of what was supposed to be a great quarterback way back when. They said he would most likely suck if he ever got to be a starting QB. 2 natl. titles later, he's laughing at poor expectations, me thinks. Besides that the NFL isn't always very good at figuring out who's a worthy athlete anyway. Some of the best football players in its history got traded off, ignored, benched or shuffled around because no one could figure out how to utilize them. All the pundits that still think Mike Vick is a great QB and thought that DeMarcus Russell would be a great NFL QB, say that Tebow would never make it in the NFL as a QB, yet he can pass far better than either one. PC run amuck? I think any pundit that didnt know his first name was Jamarcus probably couldnt be counted on one way or the other! 
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Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one. Tim Tebow grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 1600. Tim Tebow can divide by zero. Tim Tebow once got Blackjack with one card. Life doesn't give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. Tim Tebow can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Tim what he can't do. When Tim Tebow calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. When Tim Tebow plays Alabama on Saturday, he will choke. Fixed. Yeah, because Tebow tends to choke in big games 
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He's a good football player, but this: Is the gayest thing in Florida north of Marathon Key. You can clearly see he is thinking "what drapes will go best with crystal?". I guarantee he does a meat pole dance that would make Liberace come back from the fucking dead, and bring Rock Hudson with him. There's more HIV up that boy's ass than in all the labs at CDC. |
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The buttons. So easy to push.  Like your television power button at half-time this Saturday. Because we'll be so far ahead I won't need to watch the rest? Because your man crush will be in the fetal position and need you to come comfort him. |
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Tim Tebow spent his spring break circumcising kids in the Philippines. Because like every other over rated star, Tebow helps those in other countries due to the added publicity it brings as opposed to helping kids in his own country. I honestly think that's a low blow. Tebow was doing missionary and charity work long before he was a college football star, so to claim he's doing it for the publicity is bullshit. |
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The buttons. So easy to push. Like your television power button at half-time this Saturday. Because we'll be so far ahead I won't need to watch the rest? Because your man crush will be in the fetal position and need you to come comfort him.
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Hey, remember that time that Tim Tebow got picked late in the third round of the draft?.....and it wasn't even as a quarterback? Then remember that time that Tim Tebow finally got hit by a DB that was worth a shit and knocked the ever-living tar out of him? OH boy, those will be some good memories when they come true. Until then I'll just have to take solice in the fact that Tim Tebow's smiles cure cancer for children in Africa. 
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