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Posted: 11/24/2009 9:25:36 PM EDT

No. Let's walk down there and fuck them all.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:28:25 PM EDT

[#1]

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:29:32 PM EDT

[#2]

It's Miss Crunt

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:32:22 PM EDT

[#3]

Good thing we didn't step in it.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:32:48 PM EDT

[#4]

I'll have a coke

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:34:08 PM EDT

[#5]

They're trying to breed a bulletproof Kennedy.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:34:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Ain't so funny when it's YOUR mom is it !!

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:34:30 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Good thing we didn't step in it.

Oh my God. That one always makes me laugh.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:35:28 PM EDT

[#8]

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:36:55 PM EDT

[#9]

So this baby seal walks into a club...

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:37:59 PM EDT

[#10]

Two obese Pattys special Russ with Chaz picking bunions on a Seasme Street bus.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:38:43 PM EDT

[#11]

The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:40:07 PM EDT

[#12]

"Hide behind a tree and make a noise like an oat."

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:43:38 PM EDT

[#13]

Because if 20 martinis don't get the taste out of my mouth, 21 sure wont.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:45:33 PM EDT

[#14]

Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:46:17 PM EDT

[#15]

You don't come here for the hunting do you?

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:48:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

You don't come here for the hunting do you?

It is that time of year, aint it.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:48:32 PM EDT

[#17]

OBAMA!!!

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:49:17 PM EDT

[#18]

Ten bucks, same as in town!

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:49:41 PM EDT

[#19]

"one is a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but you mother is a whore"

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:51:01 PM EDT

[#20]

No, I give up, you can have the pheasant.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:51:20 PM EDT

[#21]

And the second nun says, "But where are we going to find one this time of night?"

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:51:42 PM EDT

[#22]

The last guy left her hanging in the tree!

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:52:46 PM EDT

[#23]

No, dear run too fast, jump too high.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:53:27 PM EDT

[#24]

One is a bunch of cunning runts, and the other...

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:54:02 PM EDT

[#25]

Indian says "Sheep lie"

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:54:44 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
OBAMA!!!

president obama

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:55:02 PM EDT

[#27]

"If you beat your fish, it'll die"

.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:56:46 PM EDT

[#28]

"The Aristocrats!"

/thread.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:58:11 PM EDT

[#29]

It smells like the outhouse door on a tuna boat.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:58:57 PM EDT

[#30]

If you put your head on my thigh, you can smell the ocean.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:59:18 PM EDT

[#31]

The cheap stuff tears my ass up.

Posted: 11/24/2009 9:59:41 PM EDT

[#32]

No father! thats not holy water!

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:00:44 PM EDT

[#33]

Well father, if you pass turpentine over a cats ass, it will pass a motorcycle.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:00:50 PM EDT

[#34]

You 'gonna talk or you 'gonna fish?

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:02:23 PM EDT

[#35]

"And the bottom's muddy too."

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:03:32 PM EDT

[#36]

Itchy Moss. You will not get this one. I know this much about that..

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:03:58 PM EDT

[#37]

Listen to me you little SOB, if you signed that, you fess up now, ya hear?

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:08:08 PM EDT

[#38]

He took my dollar!

He fell down and busted his ass, he's crippled you know.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:09:11 PM EDT

[#39]

a good start

in the ashtray

a frosted flake

one's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other's a fish

the hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:09:38 PM EDT

[#40]

that's what she said.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:10:19 PM EDT

[#41]

I catch you, you get this.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:10:28 PM EDT

[#42]

I got a fuck for a duck and a duck for a fuck and fifteen dollars for a fucked up duck.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:11:30 PM EDT

[#43]

No I couldn't find her head.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:11:58 PM EDT

[#44]

Hello lady.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:12:34 PM EDT

[#45]

Help me find my keys, and we'll drive out.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:12:39 PM EDT

[#46]

So I sold some white chick a dildo for 20$, another lady a black dildo for 45$, and some polish chick your thermos for 50$.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:13:14 PM EDT

[#47]

i think so but I'm not sure if I can fit another potato in my ass (Buddy Hacket's best joke ever)

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:15:40 PM EDT

[#48]

No, but I got six weeks vacation and three great leads.

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:21:31 PM EDT

[#49]

Shoot the dog!

Posted: 11/24/2009 10:24:29 PM EDT

[#50]

The one in church has hope in her soul.

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