[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Loaded Santa

Posted: 11/23/2009 4:37:22 PM EDT

http://twitter.com/loadedsanta

Posted: 11/23/2009 5:34:22 PM EDT

[#1]

OMG I pissed myself laughing!

Posted: 11/23/2009 5:42:29 PM EDT

[#2]

"It's Friday night and Santa's drunk. Let's punt some elves".

Posted: 11/23/2009 6:03:56 PM EDT

[#3]

"Oh, Santa's Little Helpers want to unionize? It's beginning to look a lot like I hired a bunch of commie fucks."

Posted: 11/23/2009 6:06:19 PM EDT

[#4]

"Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to "novelty calculator from Staples"

Posted: 11/23/2009 6:11:07 PM EDT

[#5]

WIN

I'm making a list and checking it twice. Ha! Fuck that. Drinking and playing it by ear.

Posted: 11/23/2009 6:16:41 PM EDT

[#6]

thanks OP, needed a good laugh tonite. glad i wasn't drinkin anything though.

Posted: 11/23/2009 7:14:52 PM EDT

[#7]