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Posted: 11/16/2009 12:26:58 PM EDT

One of Napoleon’s drinking cups was made from the skull of the famous Italian adventurer Cagliostro.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:28:14 PM EDT

[#1]

I went deer hunting yesterday, and saw three squirrels.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:31:22 PM EDT

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I'm wearing new socks.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:32:08 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:32:48 PM EDT

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One of Napoleon’s drinking cups was made from the skull of the famous Italian adventurer Cagliostro.

That's just weird.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:33:51 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

i don't think you get the gist of these threads

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:34:41 PM EDT

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One of Napoleon’s drinking cups was made from the skull of the famous Italian adventurer Cagliostro.

That's just weird.

what you have never drank wine from a skull before?

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:35:20 PM EDT

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Had a root canal this morning, The Vicodin is working great.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:41:58 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

who says things like this...?

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:42:26 PM EDT

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Quoted:

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One of Napoleon’s drinking cups was made from the skull of the famous Italian adventurer Cagliostro.

That's just weird.

what you have never drank wine from a skull before?

No but if he enjoyed it I guess it's OK.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:43:17 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

who says things like this...?

He did.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:44:19 PM EDT

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Vlad Dracula invited the poor and sick to a party in a house near his Castle, promising aid and comfort.

He burnt the house to the ground, thereby ending poverty and sickness in his Kingdom.

Saw this on TV - Cities of the Underworld.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:44:39 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

who says things like this...?

He did.

I did. Sorry, it was the most useless piece of knowledge I could think of at the moment.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:45:03 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:45:11 PM EDT

[#14]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:45:32 PM EDT

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Quoted:

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One of Napoleon’s drinking cups was made from the skull of the famous Italian adventurer Cagliostro.

That's just weird.

what you have never drank wine from a skull before?

Not an Italian's skull.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:45:44 PM EDT

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The Beer Slayer can't spell for s#$%!

and

The main engines on the Space Shuttle burn 1000 lbs of fuel per second.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:46:17 PM EDT

[#17]

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Vlad Dracula invited the poor and sick to a party in a house near his Castle, promising aid and comfort.

He burnt the house to the ground, thereby ending poverty and sickness in his Kingdom.

Saw this on TV - Cities of the Underworld.

here they burn their own houses to the ground.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:47:10 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

i don't think you get the gist of these threads

I didn't eat lunch. Fortunately.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:47:26 PM EDT

[#19]

0 was elected pres.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:48:38 PM EDT

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Ammo cans aren't any good for storing ammo.........

a-bare

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:49:22 PM EDT

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The Beer Slayer can't spell for s#$%!

and

The main engines on the Space Shuttle burn 1000 lbs of fuel per second.

i can spell i just can't type for shit and i refuse to use spell check because it really pisses off the spelling nazis

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:50:41 PM EDT

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:50:42 PM EDT

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0 was elected pres.

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted: 11/16/2009 12:59:41 PM EDT

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

No shit? Where do you find that?

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:02:23 PM EDT

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The other 72% is desert.

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:02:35 PM EDT

[#26]

Toaday...the day after Monday.

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:09:44 PM EDT

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Today at 1800, my nephew who is a student at the US Merchant Marine Academy in Kings Point NY, sails on a container ship. Leaving Newark, NJ to Norfolk, Charleston and then the Suez Canal. Be gone about 100 days total.

Camera phone pic he sent from the ship in Newark. NYC in the background.

Wish him luck, please.

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:11:14 PM EDT

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The other 72% is desert.

It's been my experience that Africa bears a remarkable resemblance to Texas.

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:14:17 PM EDT

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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The other 72% is desert.

or urbanized wasteland

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:15:25 PM EDT

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I masturbated earlier using the spit from my spit cup as lube

i don't think you get the gist of these threads

I now think you are right. WTF is Toaday?

Posted: 11/16/2009 1:18:56 PM EDT

[#31]

A torn hamstring will fill the back of your leg with purple blood. It will then start to migrate through your knee and slowly work its way down. (Fucking shiity ass piece of shit attic stairs!!!!!!!!!)

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