[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Girls That Scratch (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 11/8/2009 8:02:21 PM EDT
| Ok seriously, what is with the girls that scratch the shit out of a guy during sex? Do they think they are freaking cats or something? I have had this happen several times and it grosses me out. Crazy sadistic women! |
|
Quoted:
It leaves scars on me... scars that have been there for years now. Thanks. Roll over, put her on top, then proceed to dish out the same medicine... I reckon you will get your point across. Although you ARE getting pie, so.... *shrug* - just sayin. Remember the traditional arfcom mathematical equation of: pie > no pie |
|
Quoted:
Ok seriously, what is with the girls that scratch the shit out of a guy during sex? Do they think they are freaking cats or something? I have had this happen several times and it grosses me out. Crazy sadistic women! You would have to be gay to ask that. 
|
(thankfully this has never happened)
|
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: It's better when it hurts a little  YES!! Although I'm not much of a scratcher, no truer words were ever posted on Arfcom as the above.. Shit, tie me up and scratch/bite me all you want!  Maybe I want it the other way around??   you just killed my boner Seriously though, I ain't much into tieing a woman up 
|
|
Quoted: Quoted: My girlfriend likes to bite me randomly. She'll visits on the weekends, and when she leaves I've got bite marks all over my arms and shoulders. my wife used to bite when we were still dating... that went away along with getting pie regularly.  mine bites when she's been drinking... I don't care for it. |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My girlfriend likes to bite me randomly. She'll visits on the weekends, and when she leaves I've got bite marks all over my arms and shoulders. my wife used to bite when we were still dating... that went away along with getting pie regularly. mine bites when she's been drinking... I don't care for it. I need to get mine drunk more often. She is just to damn self concious since she lost her body after having our son (stomach isn't flat and she is about 15 lbs heavier... but she's beautiful to me no matter what but that doesn't mean shit to her and she gets mad when I tell her how attractive she is) She would bite myshoulders but not break skin or draw blood so it was enjoyable, not painful |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My girlfriend likes to bite me randomly. She'll visits on the weekends, and when she leaves I've got bite marks all over my arms and shoulders. my wife used to bite when we were still dating... that went away along with getting pie regularly. http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495987683532308-what-has-been-seen.jpg LOL, YOU shouldn't have seen that, but oh well.. just wait till I give you the bad news about something from the past... Joe and Dad already got theirs... I'll wait till you get a GF |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
My girlfriend likes to bite me randomly. She'll visits on the weekends, and when she leaves I've got bite marks all over my arms and shoulders. my wife used to bite when we were still dating... that went away along with getting pie regularly. http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/20/633495987683532308-what-has-been-seen.jpg LOL, YOU shouldn't have seen that, but oh well.. just wait till I give you the bad news about something from the past... Joe and Dad already got theirs... I'll wait till you get a GF I don't want to know, I don't want to know, oh god I don't want to fucking know! |
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
It's better when it hurts a little YES!! Although I'm not much of a scratcher, no truer words were ever posted on Arfcom as the above.. Shit, tie me up and scratch/bite me all you want!
Maybe I want it the other way around??
you just killed my boner
Seriously though, I ain't much into tieing a woman up I agree tying knots takes to much time, I prefer duct tape. Use it on their mouth too, it stops the biting and screaming as well
|
|
Quoted:
Quoted:
My girlfriend likes to bite me randomly. She'll visits on the weekends, and when she leaves I've got bite marks all over my arms and shoulders. my wife used to bite when we were still dating... that went away along with getting pie regularly. After she got the ring, you mean? Common occurrence.
|
|
A couple years ago in college in Dallas, my buddy and I were drinking at Duke's Roadhouse, and picked up a couple girls, one was a stripper and the other was a bartender at Dukes that had the night off. We chat them up, and take them back to my badass college apartment (after the stripper removed the childseat from the front of her truck to make room for her friend.)
So we get there, have some drinks, and split off into separate rooms, him with the stripper and me with the bartender. I'm kissing her and she starts biting my lip, which is normal, but she's doing it a little too hard. I ignore it and drive on, clothes are coming off, she's scratching too. She bites me pretty hard and pulls away, so I say, "Hey, don't bite so hard," and she says ok. 30 seconds later she does it again, I say "Ow, not so hard," and she says sorry. Another 30 seconds and she really lets me have it, I feel the blood rush into my mouth and she's not letting go. When I finally shake her loose I push myself up onto one arm and give her a little slap with my right hand, "Fuck, I'm bleeding, that fucking hurt!" She says, "slap me again!" I'm so concerned with my lip that I'm caught off guard like, "What?" Then as I get up to run to the bathroom I was like, "No, put your clothes back on." So I spent the next hour listening to crazy stripper sex in the next room while I watched Reservoir Dogs in the living room, sitting as far away from the crazy bartender chick as possible, with my lower lip stuffed with gauze. My theory on biting\scratching\hickies now is that it's womens' way of marking you. You'll have to explain those marks to your wife later on.
|