[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Obama Haiku (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/6/2009 8:25:39 AM EDT
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Inspired by Possum Haiku
Steal my liberty Grin like mule eating briars Barack Obama Live from Washington Amateur Night never ends Freedom dies slowly |
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Obama hates America The Communist in Chief Steal from workers To give to thugs 43 soldiers shot Obama tells jokes News media complicit Because they hate America too ?? 5, 7, 5 my friend...5, 7, 5.. eta: in the spirit of the thread... Haiku is not hard first line is five syllables then seven, then five ;) Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Obama hates America The Communist in Chief Steal from workers To give to thugs 43 soldiers shot Obama tells jokes News media complicit Because they hate America too Writing a haiku Easy target: Obama ARFCOMers still fail your epic fail in correcting others form never fails here LOL and shit correction in haiku form is easy and fun Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Obama hates America The Communist in Chief Steal from workers To give to thugs 43 soldiers shot Obama tells jokes News media complicit Because they hate America too Writing a haiku Easy target: Obama ARFCOMers still fail your epic fail in correcting others form never fails here LOL and shit correction in haiku form is easy and fun Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Your accusation Of epic fail in my post Is puzzling at best |
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Obama hates America The Communist in Chief Steal from workers To give to thugs 43 soldiers shot Obama tells jokes News media complicit Because they hate America too Writing a haiku Easy target: Obama ARFCOMers still fail your epic fail in correcting others form never fails here LOL and shit correction in haiku form is easy and fun Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Your accusation Of epic fail in my post Is puzzling at best d'oh I fucked it up, haiku too short to explain i counted it wrong i do recognize that i fucked it up and must say I'm sorry now ;) Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Obama hates America The Communist in Chief Steal from workers To give to thugs 43 soldiers shot Obama tells jokes News media complicit Because they hate America too Writing a haiku Easy target: Obama ARFCOMers still fail your epic fail in correcting others form never fails here LOL and shit correction in haiku form is easy and fun Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Your accusation Of epic fail in my post Is puzzling at best d'oh I fucked it up, haiku too short to explain i counted it wrong i do recognize that i fucked it up and must say I'm sorry now ;) Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Forgiveness granted Though haikus are the best form For such arguments |
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Glorious Leader's National Endowment: Win grants praising Him Five-six-five haiku Is not really haiku at all Please try it again. Glorious Leader Gives National Endowment Grants for praising Him. All glory to Him Get paid to praise Him Make propaganda! Art is for making Sheep rally to Obama Send me free money. I write good haiku Please send me my grant money No jobs, must get grant. National Endowment better than selling plasma Write propaganda! |
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Glorious Leader's National Endowment: Win grants praising Him Five-six-five haiku Is not really haiku at all Please try it again. Ironic lesson Seven, not eight, required on the second line I have been redeemed haiku nazi gets it right I found more fail Hunger dulling skills How the mighty have fallen Shame and dishonor |
