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Can someone tell me...  Why all the talk of 3 wolf t-shirts?

I caught the tv show "the office" last week and the bosses dorkie sidekick was wearing one.

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Can someone tell me...  Why all the talk of 3 wolf t-shirts?

I caught the tv show "the office" last week and the bosses dorkie sidekick was wearing one.

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Serious answer:

There is nothing wrong, bad, or strange about clothing which features pictures of wildlife, rustic outdoor scenes, or even buxom Indian chicks.

But these shirts are usually not worn by people who are actually involved in woodsmanlike skills, have any aquaintance with the outdoors, or rural life at all.

They are invariably 99+% of the time worn by grossly obese, brain-damaged idiots who live off some sort of dole, and could not summon the outdoor knife, hatchet or paperclip skills to extract themselves out of a cardboard box.

In short, it is about poseurs adopting the image of a lifestyle they do not understand, and fall well short of.

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Can someone tell me...  Why all the talk of 3 wolf t-shirts?

I caught the tv show "the office" last week and the bosses dorkie sidekick was wearing one.

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Serious answer:



There is nothing wrong, bad, or strange about clothing which features pictures of wildlife, rustic outdoor scenes, or even buxom Indian chicks.



But these shirts are usually not worn by people who are actually involved in woodsmanlike skills, have any aquaintance with the outdoors, or rural life at all.



They are invariably 99+% of the time worn by grossly obese, brain-damaged idiots who live off some sort of dole, and could not summon the outdoor knife, hatchet or paperclip skills to extract themselves out of a cardboard box.



In short, it is about poseurs adopting the image of a lifestyle they do not understand, and fall well short of.

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But these shirts are usually not worn by people who are actually involved in woodsmanlike skills, have any acquaintance with the outdoors, or rural life at all.



99+% of the time worn by grossly brain-damaged idiots who live off some sort of dole, and could not summon the outdoor knife, hatchet or paperclip skills to extract themselves out of a cardboard box.

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Somebody posted this link about it awhile back.. The tongue in cheek reviews are pretty funny.

Three wolf moon shirt @ amazon

I swear a few days after reading this, one of the trendy metrosexual type guys at work showed up wearing one.  I nearly choked on my breakfast when I saw it.

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those reviews are bad ass!

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon.