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10/8/2009 4:16:38 PM EDT
You are eating steak and potatoes for dinner tomorrow night, drinking a nice domestic beer, watching the six o'clcok news.

Suddenly, the out of breath news anchor blurts out-

A plane that's carrying half of congress has a mid air emergency, it's falling rapidly to terra firma.
Our nations most beloved leaders are headed for a certain, grisly, horrible death.

You ponder the inevitable question,  Do you finish your beer to watch? Or whip out the Crown Royal?


10/8/2009 4:17:55 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm breaking out the Henny, it's time to PAAAAARRRRRRRRTAY
10/8/2009 4:19:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Put in a movie and finish my beer.
10/8/2009 4:24:51 PM EDT
[#3]
It would be lock and load time.


The chaos that would follow would be the perfect smoke screen for me to commence with my plans for world domination.

10/8/2009 4:28:09 PM EDT
[#4]
I would cry.
They may or may not be tears of joy.
10/8/2009 4:29:31 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd probably switch the TV over to something else...
10/8/2009 4:29:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Where would we bury the survivors?
10/8/2009 4:30:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Where would we bury the survivors?