[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Things I learned from Snatch (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 10/6/2009 10:07:55 PM EDT
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watching snatch at work on the midnight shift....
great movie... hadn't watched it in a few months, It's a good one... I've learned: Don't snatch be wary of a man that keeps a pig farm. |
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Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! |
Two of my favorite exchanges from that movie.Worry about getting us a gun.And I didn't see it.Vincent, Sol, and Tyrone made that movie. |
..........YOUR TITLE IS DECEIVING! 
oh well. might as well get in on the action, Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot? It's too tight. Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that. I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh? |
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Quoted: I love the way Brick Top talks to Tommy. Tommy: We wanna switch the fighter. BT: well fuck me, your lady friend got a name? And Put a leash on him Turkish before he gets bitten. O yeah, Tommy. Brick Top loves Tommy. "cows have only been domesticated within the last 5000 years." "well fuck me, what have you been reading?" |
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Test fire a newly purchased firearm before staking your life on it.
Don't buy a caravan from fookin' pikies. All bets are off if you change fighters. Have the minerals. Don't use dog shit for toothpaste. A nickname in common usage can tell you a lot about a fellow. |
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Quoted: "So, what should i call you? Should i call you Bullet? Tooth?" "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy." - Snatch is one of my favorites. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is another. Guy Ritchie movies typically never fail to entertain. Go rent RockNRolla, it was a pure suck fest. That was a real let down. His other stuff is pretty damn good though. Oh yea and - Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible. |