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9/15/2009 6:16:17 PM EDT
I don't get what the attraction is?  It smells alright (roasted beans) but tasted like fermented bile.  How do ya'll drink that stuff?
9/15/2009 6:18:28 PM EDT
[#1]
It's like sex; it can be smelly, stinky and messy, but if done right, it's terrific.

My parents drank it, so I did.  I'm pretty sure it's an acquired taste.  My wife hates it, but she likes the smell.  I'm now talking about coffee, not sex.
9/15/2009 6:18:47 PM EDT
[#2]
It's an acquired taste.

Drink enough of it and you'll see.  Or you wont.
9/15/2009 6:19:09 PM EDT
[#3]
Communist!
9/15/2009 6:19:35 PM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:


I don't get what the attraction is?  It smells alright (roasted beans) but tasted like fermented bile.  How do ya'll drink that stuff?


QFT!



 
9/15/2009 6:20:06 PM EDT
[#5]
i have never tried coffee

in the mornings i prefer beer
9/15/2009 6:20:14 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm glad i'm not the only one.  That shit is nasty.  

Coffee Sucks
9/15/2009 6:20:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Start drinking it when you were 3yo.

Like me.

9/15/2009 6:21:06 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Start drinking it when you were 3yo.

Like me.



or when you have to in order to stay awake

you will end up liking it...

9/15/2009 6:21:40 PM EDT
[#9]
I love it. My wife brought home some shit from New Orleans that smells like burnt rubber and tastes like motor oil with 100K miles on it. It's got some crap called chicory in it. It's the best.
9/15/2009 6:21:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I don't get what the attraction is?  It smells alright (roasted beans) but tasted like fermented bile.  How do ya'll drink that stuff?


We like it because we are heterosexual.  





































But seriously, you ought to try to find some actual good coffee, not the swill in the average diner.



9/15/2009 6:23:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
I love it. My wife brought home some shit from New Orleans that smells like burnt rubber and tastes like motor oil with 100K miles on it. It's got some crap called chicory in it. It's the best.


Yep, I usually get Cafe Du Monde coffee. The best there is.
9/15/2009 6:24:20 PM EDT
[#12]
One's wetness located behind one's testes must have fully evaporated before one can appreciate the beauty that is coffee. Come back one year, try again.
9/15/2009 6:24:26 PM EDT
[#13]
It's an acquired taste.

I used to hate it, but then started drinking it when it was cold out, basically just because it was hot and so easily accessible. (It's damn near everywhere)

Now I love it.
9/15/2009 6:25:29 PM EDT
[#14]
fresh bean french roast green mountain coffee roasters, black and bitter! best thing goin'
9/15/2009 6:26:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Blasphemy.




9/15/2009 6:27:13 PM EDT
[#16]
You know, I do remember reading that anyone with a mangina simply can't experience the joy that is coffee.

9/15/2009 6:27:26 PM EDT
[#17]
I'll risk a ban here and publicly state that you're a douchebag.



I just...  are you for real??



 
9/15/2009 6:28:55 PM EDT
[#18]
It's great if you don't put sugar or cream in it.
9/15/2009 6:29:54 PM EDT
[#19]
I hate coffee!  My Grandma gave me a sip when I was probably 5 or 6.  I knew right then that I'd never like it.  I really can't even stand the smell of it and just so all you coffee drinkers know - "your breath smells horrible after you've been drinking it."  My coworkers are addicts and since I sit near the coffee mess I always hear them bitching when somebody only leaves a little in the pot instead of making more.
9/15/2009 6:30:18 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


Blasphemy.





Yep.  Bunch of communists.



 
9/15/2009 6:30:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Please don't tell us you like tea. Other than ice tea.




9/15/2009 6:30:36 PM EDT
[#22]
After a while drinking it, I've associated the taste with the way it makes me feel.
9/15/2009 6:32:39 PM EDT
[#23]
An acquired taste?  No, it's the nectar of life.  Now, sassafras tea - that's an acquired taste.
9/15/2009 6:33:02 PM EDT
[#24]
There's 2 kinds of people in this world: the coffee drinkers and the irrelevant ones.
9/15/2009 6:33:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Acquired taste, for sure, but a good one once you get the hang of it.  I have two coffee makers on my counter now - traditional Cuisinart coffee pot and a newer Keurig single cup device.  I like options.
9/15/2009 6:34:08 PM EDT
[#26]
A lot of good coffee to be found here: http://www.terroircoffee.com/store/more_info.php?gid=221

Like this one:

Daterra, North Italian Style Espresso
A "light" dark roast in the tradition of Northern Italy (Milan - Trieste). Terroir has carefully blended several Daterra Farm varieties to produce this exceptionally sweet, full bodied coffee.

As an espresso, it has a floral, cocoa- almond aroma. The cup is elegant, smooth, of one piece from first contact to aftertaste. It is honey textured, extra-sweet and lively, with notes of mellow clean fruit, chocolate, nuts and refined butter-marzipan. Other brewing methods produce a rich very mellow, low acid cup with complex nutty-chocolate flavors.

Roast Style: North Italian Style Espresso Roast

Rated 92 points by Kenneth David's Coffee Review, to read the review click here.

General info about coffee: http://www.terroircoffee.com/learn/
9/15/2009 6:34:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
There's 2 kinds of people in this world: the coffee drinkers and the irrelevant ones.


Word.

You have the best member title Ive ever seen on arfcom.
9/15/2009 6:37:57 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Please don't tell us you like tea. Other than ice tea.



I actually hate any warm or hot drinks.  However, I love good iced tea and will drink it without sugar or anything else.  If the iced tea sucks I add sweetener.
9/15/2009 6:40:19 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Please don't tell us you like tea. Other than ice tea.



tea is nasty too.
9/15/2009 6:40:23 PM EDT
[#30]
I don't like Coffee, I drank it some while I was on the Army, mostly late at night when I was on duty, and it was cold as hell and there wasn't anything else to drink. It doesn't matter how late it is, or how cold it is, there is always a huge urn of coffee ready in the orderly room tent. It helped me stay warm and awake, but that is about the only thing I have to say about it.

I have tried better coffee outside of what I had in the field while in the Army, and I didn't like the better coffee any better.

I drink Ice Tea starting as soon as I wake up in the morning, and will have a Coke or two throughout the day, then drink Ice Tea again at home.
9/15/2009 6:42:04 PM EDT
[#31]
you hate coffee?  let me guess you hate whiskey as well and prefer Boones Farm.
9/15/2009 6:42:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
It's like sex; it can be smelly, stinky and messy, but if done right, it's terrific.

My parents drank it, so I did.  I'm pretty sure it's an acquired taste.  My wife hates it, but she likes the smell.  I'm now talking about coffee, not sex.




But you summed it up pretty well.
9/15/2009 6:42:36 PM EDT
[#33]
When I was a child, I too liked the smell but not the taste of coffee, I prefered things like grape juice and orange soda. As I grew older, my sense of taste changed. I don't mean that figuratively, and I don't mean to call you a child (although since you don't like coffee, well...) but I mean to say that my sense of taste actually became different.

Lot's of things I didn't care for at an earlier age became not only tolerable, but preferable. Conversly, all the sugar from my childhood has become something that I can barely abide any longer. In fact, I also avoid Bourbon now because it's too sweet and prefer a whiskey that tastes (to me) less like candy. I still like sweets occasionally, and a Tom Collins or vodka and lemonade on a really hot day is nearly mandatory, so I'm not casting any aspersions in regards to that either.

Not everybody digs coffee, and that's cool. I'm not super picky about the coffee I drink but it has to be at least the level of Folgers. Much cheaper than that and it really is a cup of sour, bitter, rancid black bile.

Oh, no sugar or cream but some sort of alcohol is acceptable.
9/15/2009 6:43:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Like wine or beer, it's an acquired taste. And by acquired taste I mean acquired chemical dependency.

Seriously though, once you've reached the point that you need the caffeine, you can begin to try all thousands and thousands of difrernt ways to take a cup. It's impressive how much varation there is, and how personal a taste it becomes. When you find the way you like it coffee will become an important and welcome part of your day.
9/15/2009 6:44:01 PM EDT
[#35]
Hey I don't drink alcohol, do drugs, or smoke cigarettes.
Mess with my freshly ground french roast in the morning, and shit's going to get real messy really quickly.
9/15/2009 6:47:05 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I don't get what the attraction is?  It smells alright (roasted beans) but tasted like fermented bile.  How do ya'll drink that stuff?



coffee is the blood from which all life flows


like anything else, it's an aquired taste ... i personaly think most beer, and just about every wine  taste like ass ... so...so lets just leave it at - to each their own
9/15/2009 6:47:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Coffee.  Love it.
9/15/2009 6:55:51 PM EDT
[#38]
On the submarine, when we were trapped back in Maneuvering in the Engineroom, we pretty much needed the Reactor Technician for everything.  We'd whoop the growler (no disrespect––a man who could make coffee was not to be troubled with unnecessarily) to summon him.
2 growls = coffee, port side



1 growl = coffee, starboard side



3 growls = come to Maneuvering for non-coffee related busines



And then you come in here...  I dunno dude.




 
9/15/2009 7:02:02 PM EDT
[#39]
Give it time....
9/15/2009 7:09:45 PM EDT
[#40]


That's nuts to me. I love quality fresh roast coffee.  So what do you crave when you get moving in the morning OP?

9/15/2009 7:25:17 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Please don't tell us you like tea. Other than ice tea.



I actually hate any warm or hot drinks.  However, I love good iced tea and will drink it without sugar or anything else.  If the iced tea sucks I add sweetener.


Yeah, don't really care for hot drinks.  Coffee flavored food/drinks are great.  Actual coffee, I don't like nearly as much.

We don't crave anything in the morning since we aren't addicted
9/15/2009 7:31:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Please don't tell us you like tea. Other than ice tea.



tea is nasty too.


Yep.

There are two types of people in this world...those with shit ass coffee (and even worse...coffee/cigarette breath) breath and those without stank breath.
9/15/2009 7:31:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
you hate coffee?  let me guess you hate whiskey as well and prefer Boones Farm.


Pbsh...I love whisky...

Comparing coffee to whisky?  Wow.
9/15/2009 7:31:42 PM EDT
[#44]


I love good black coffee,  and beer with lots of hops. I guess I'm just a bitter person.
9/15/2009 7:33:35 PM EDT
[#45]
It's the cheapest and most effective means of caffeine delivery I can think of that is commonly available.
9/15/2009 7:34:27 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
It's the cheapest and most effective means of caffeine delivery I can think of that is commonly available.


Well I don't drink caffeine...so...yeah.
9/15/2009 7:34:49 PM EDT
[#47]
Addiction.
A legal one at that...
9/15/2009 7:35:12 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Addiction.
A legal one at that...


At least you admit it.  
9/15/2009 7:36:46 PM EDT
[#49]
coffee makes me poo
9/15/2009 7:37:03 PM EDT
[#50]
I dislike it as well
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