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AR15.COM
8/6/2009 8:18:17 AM EDT
So let me guess - this Twitter thing is like a blog, except that it allows you to update things more "real time" and keep a constant stream of updates going?



WTF?



I mean, seriously. WTF?



It's bad enough that people feel the need to share their mundane existence on the internet in the first place (do you Twitter when you're about to take a shit?), but even more pathetic are the losers who want to actually READ about someone going to take a shit. "OH LOOK! XYZ just posted that he's about to drop a load! Awesome!".




Please tell me there's something more to this Twitter phenomenon than that. PLEASE. Don't make me lose all hope for humanity.
8/6/2009 8:19:19 AM EDT
[#1]
I'm reading your post.
8/6/2009 8:19:30 AM EDT
[#2]
I'm blowing my nose.
8/6/2009 8:19:39 AM EDT
[#3]
My toes are dirty!
8/6/2009 8:19:50 AM EDT
[#4]
I'm getting coffee!!  yay!
8/6/2009 8:20:38 AM EDT
[#5]
The above posts of mine are an example of how lame Twitter can be.  They are just an example.  If it was really twitter, there would be 87 more posts about mundane shit I'm doing this morning.  




8/6/2009 8:21:44 AM EDT
[#6]
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/

Sums up my feelings about twitter.
8/6/2009 8:21:50 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
The above posts of mine are an example of how lame Twitter can be.  They are just an example.  If it was really twitter, there would be 87 more posts about mundane shit I'm doing this morning.  



That's why twitter is gay. Unless you're making money off it.
8/6/2009 8:22:18 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:




The above posts of mine are an example of how lame Twitter can be.  They are just an example.  If it was really twitter, there would be 87 more posts about mundane shit I'm doing this morning.  



So that's really it? People posting about doing nothing?




 
8/6/2009 8:23:24 AM EDT
[#9]
Attention whoring at its finest.
8/6/2009 8:25:02 AM EDT
[#10]
It's an effort to get people comfortable with certain people knowing where they are and what they're doing at all times. Next thing we'll have is a twitter chip implanted in the hand.
8/6/2009 8:26:23 AM EDT
[#11]
Hey sounds like GD on it's better days!
8/6/2009 8:26:59 AM EDT
[#12]
Twitter is for attention whores.
8/6/2009 8:27:10 AM EDT
[#13]
have to agree with Kid Rock on this one

July 29, 2009 ––

COUNT Kid Rock out as a fan of Twitter. "It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."
8/6/2009 8:28:01 AM EDT
[#14]
Twitter is handy for some things.  You can update Twitter rather than having to contact multiple people.



And you can do it over your cell phone.




Worked great for people evacuating from hurricanes last year.
8/6/2009 8:30:26 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

Quoted:

The above posts of mine are an example of how lame Twitter can be.  They are just an example.  If it was really twitter, there would be 87 more posts about mundane shit I'm doing this morning.  

So that's really it? People posting about doing nothing?
 



It's a website about nothing.  It even has an ASSMAN


8/6/2009 8:31:21 AM EDT
[#16]
Twitter is among a growing list of websites that I will never, ever go to on purpose.
8/6/2009 8:32:43 AM EDT
[#17]
You guys can catch my updates on the ReadTheFrigginAmmoFaq Twitter channel.
8/6/2009 8:35:30 AM EDT
[#18]
Memo to the Twitterati:



I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR DOING NOW.................. I HAVE A LIFE!
8/6/2009 8:36:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Twitter is handy for some things.  You can update Twitter rather than having to contact multiple people.

And you can do it over your cell phone.

Worked great for people evacuating from hurricanes last year.


+1

my business uses it to communicate with ad hoc groups of people simultaneously via text from a cell phone without having to have everyone's cell number on your phone and without having to set up recipient groups.

If you can't figure out a few ways to make it work for you (or can't envision how it could work for others) you might need to think harder. (or maybe you just don't need to communicate)
8/6/2009 8:37:59 AM EDT
[#20]
It's only a useless app if you follow attention whores. You  don't have to , you know.

It is VERY good if used as a tool to disseminate information in a hurry to a group of like-minded folks in an emergency. Trust me, it works.

No coommunication other than monthly comm tests, and this is but one tool that is used along with email, voicemail, sms,  and HAM radios.
8/6/2009 10:22:21 AM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


It's only a useless app if you follow attention whores. You  don't have to , you know.



It is VERY good if used as a tool to disseminate information in a hurry to a group of like-minded folks in an emergency. Trust me, it works.



No coommunication other than monthly comm tests, and this is but one tool that is used along with email, voicemail, sms,  and HAM radios.


I'm assuming that 99.99% of people do NOT use it that way though, correct?



 
8/6/2009 10:25:01 AM EDT
[#22]
I remember looking at it when it first came out. My only thought was "what the fuck is this good for?" and never went back.



It's made for 12 year old girls.


8/6/2009 10:25:08 AM EDT
[#23]
Its good for a few things... like following a sports team. That's about it. I have been following Bears Training Camp with twitter. After train camp is over I wont use it again till next season