Posted: 7/22/2009 5:48:51 PM EDT
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Source –– with xray!
A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS up his bum.
These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools. The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain. Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end. Hospital spokeswoman Dr Cristina Bontescu said: "He was a bit drunk and said he had been eating cherries that had left him badly constipated. "He said he had a few drinks to dull the pain and then came up with the idea of poking a hammerhead up his backside in the hope of sorting out the constipation. "But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well." Surgeons had to perform surgery to remove the striking objects. After his drunken episode we're sure Firoiu won't be getting hammered again for a while. Should've used a crowbar. |
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"But the hammerhead got stuck and then he came up with the idea of using a second hammerhead in order to try and get out the first - but then he lost the second one as well."
LOL Reminds me of that scene in Talladega nights when he stabs himself then tries to use another knife to get the first one out. |
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first of all, who in there right mind thinks, "ya know, maybe i should stick a hammer up my but..."
haha  then, i see the pics and he puts the damn things in w/ hammer heads side up... wow. then managed to fit a second up there? i cant even imagine but this fag must have had some practice.... hell mine hurts when i take a big crap
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first of all, who in there right mind thinks, "ya know, maybe i should stick a hammer up my but..." haha then, i see the pics and he puts the damn things in w/ hammer heads side up... wow. then managed to fit a second up there? i cant even imagine but this fag must have had some practice.... hell mine hurts when i take a big crapThey should have given him that stuff they gave me for a Colonoscopy. I swear you'd be able to pass a small car when it kicks in. I actually wished I had seat belts on the toilet. My late wife wished I had a wind-tunnel-seized fan, since I pretty much blew up the 900 square foot HOUSE with that one. Even the dog stayed outside until it cleared.... |
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You know what's ridiculous? I can't believe that eating fruit would stop you up more than I can't believe that he stuck hammers up his ass. Right! I really wouldn't believe _anyone_ who said cherries plugged them up. Cherries! Eat too many of those and you'll get the runs for sure. I just think he got drunk and put MC Hammer's "Hammertime" on the CD player and decided to take it literally. |