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Posted: 7/16/2009 2:28:02 PM EDT

Find a woman, cut her from the herd, destroy her self image, and devastate her social circle leaving her with only me?

W/o getting her fat?

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:28:59 PM EDT

[#1]

Shoe her your tiny penis... oh wait, leave ONLY you... n/m.

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:29:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Meth.

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:30:06 PM EDT

[#3]

Just go to the farm, pick the best looking sheep and pay the man.

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:30:13 PM EDT

[#4]

Simple, install a pit in your mom's basement. Get a basket, lotion, a hose, etc...

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:30:39 PM EDT

[#5]

sex tape

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:31:40 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Meth.

is meth the new Coke?

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:31:58 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Simple, install a pit in your mom's basement. Get a basket, lotion, a hose, etc...

Sounds like someone's been reading Instructables:

"How to make a woman suit for CHEEP!!!"

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:33:36 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Simple, install a pit in your mom's basement. Get a basket, lotion, a hose, etc...

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:44:29 PM EDT

[#9]

mail order bride?

ETA: if you want to keep her skinny just get one from eastern europe and tell her that there are food shortages here also.

Posted: 7/16/2009 2:49:56 PM EDT

[#10]

IN for a valid answer, as i would like to try this as well

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:01:54 PM EDT

[#11]

Tell her all her friends are thinner than she is and they all talk about how much better they feel about themselves when she's around because she is the fat one of the group, but you love her anyway.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:13:28 PM EDT

[#12]

it would probably be easier just to buy a hooker.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:19:24 PM EDT

[#13]

Bukkake.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:24:23 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
it would probably be easier just to buy a hooker.

will a hooker cook you dinner?

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:25:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Find a woman, cut her from the herd, destroy her self image, and devastate her social circle leaving her with only me?

W/o getting her fat?

Chloroform and a basement prison.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:25:55 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

it would probably be easier just to buy a hooker.

will a hooker cook you dinner?

Sure, but you gotta pay extra...

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:26:19 PM EDT

[#17]

Anal, lots and lots of anal... dry anal at that!

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:30:46 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Find a woman, cut her from the herd, destroy her self image, and devastate her social circle leaving her with only me?

Why would you want to do that?

a) leave her with her self image
b) leave here social circle alone

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:33:27 PM EDT

[#19]

Go with the suggestion of getting a sheep. From the sound of it, even the sheep will want a divorce later. Then you eat the sheep. You'll save lots of money in the long run.

You'll probably have to move out of the basement first. There is no explanation for a sheep in the basement that will appease your mother.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:35:17 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

mail order bride?

ETA: if you want to keep her skinny just get one from eastern europe and tell her that there are food shortages here also.

Lorena Bobbitt was a mail order bride.

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:36:58 PM EDT

[#21]

Have Kids!

Posted: 7/16/2009 3:40:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

mail order bride?

ETA: if you want to keep her skinny just get one from eastern europe and tell her that there are food shortages here also.

Lorena Bobbitt was a mail order bride.

OK, tell her there is a knife ban also

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