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Posted: 5/26/2009 2:13:19 PM EDT

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:15:10 PM EDT

[#1]

WTF???????

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:15:46 PM EDT

[#2]

Two words. Fucked up

.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:15:54 PM EDT

[#3]

Holy stretch marks Batman

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:15:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:16:01 PM EDT

[#5]

Fat people disgust me.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:16:23 PM EDT

[#6]

well, at least his finger is off the trigger.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:16:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Yikes!

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:16:25 PM EDT

[#8]

That guy's head is huge!

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:16:32 PM EDT

[#9]

WTF

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:17:18 PM EDT

[#10]

What is going on?

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:18:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Those lucky kids

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:18:09 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:19:25 PM EDT

[#13]

"Despite 8 months of searching, daddy only finds her daughters boyfriend on accident, while stopped at the Wal-Mart parking lot."

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:19:38 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Fat people disgust me.

Pregnant women don't count.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:20:55 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Fat people disgust me.

Totally. Per Commander_Adama's thread, she has NO chance surviving TSHTF.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:21:01 PM EDT

[#16]

Is that from the HAMAS human shield handbook?

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:21:33 PM EDT

[#17]

I cant see shit batman.

Yep shes big. And hes trying to be a badass. The only reason she smiling is because his brother is the actual father.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:21:33 PM EDT

[#18]

Awe, that would be lovely on the mantle above the fireplace.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:22:53 PM EDT

[#19]

Glad to see Bernie Goetz finally found someone

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:22:55 PM EDT

[#20]

That pic is so disturbing it had the decency to just show up as a

on my Mac.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:23:40 PM EDT

[#21]

I can't believe I'm the first to post this but, What's his screen name?

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:23:48 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:24:33 PM EDT

[#23]

Looks OK to me.

Quality gun, solid belt and holster, sight picture is dead-on, family to protect.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:26:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Looks OK to me.

Quality gun, solid belt and holster, sight picture is dead-on, family to protect.

Alternatively, he just robbed a bank, and took a pregnant lady hostage to hold off the SWAT team.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:26:58 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Looks OK to me.

Quality gun, solid belt and holster, sight picture is dead-on, family to protect.

Alternatively, he just robbed a bank, and took a pregnant lady hostage to hold off the SWAT team.

'k, maybe

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:28:26 PM EDT

[#26]

I initially thought it was Oleg Volk.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:28:45 PM EDT

[#27]

"Make fun of my wife's insanely hideous stretch marks and you're a dead man!"
"For a hostage, she sure seems happy, doesn't she?"

"She's sure wide enough to be a good human shield. Too bad she's not tall enough to protect my head, too."
CJ

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:29:09 PM EDT

[#28]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????????????????????????

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:30:37 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Looks OK to me.

Quality gun, solid belt and holster, sight picture is dead-on, family to protect.

Alternatively, he just robbed a bank, and took a pregnant lady hostage to hold off the SWAT team.

She's 14, and the marriage isn't recognized outside of the compound. He dares the feds to pursue him over knocking up sister wife 3.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:40:03 PM EDT

[#30]

Damn How many kids do think she's got in there?

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:44:58 PM EDT

[#31]

Is that Octomom?

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:46:17 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Damn How many kids do think she's got in there?

One.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:46:50 PM EDT

[#33]

She's gonna have some sag when that sucker comes out.

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:55:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 5/26/2009 2:55:51 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Damn How many kids do think she's got in there?

One.

A 19lb one

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:05:21 PM EDT

[#36]

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:06:02 PM EDT

[#37]

I think she is hatching an alien in there....

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:07:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
WTF???????

NO SHIT!!

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:12:31 PM EDT

[#39]

You guys are being a little harsh.

It's a precious moment, and it looks damn nice on the dining room buffet!
I don't know who the chick was. I just grabbed her and yelled "Get a pick of THIS, Bill!"

Kinda badass, huh?

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:19:32 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
You guys are being a little harsh.

It's a precious moment, and it looks damn nice on the dining room buffet!
I don't know who the chick was. I just grabbed her and yelled "Get a pick of THIS, Bill!"

Kinda badass, huh?

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:24:58 PM EDT

[#41]

Nice photo.... nothing wrong.

Man defending his woman and child.

So she has stretch marks. Might be carry two little ones.

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:26:24 PM EDT

[#42]

screen name?

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:31:06 PM EDT

[#43]

he has good trigger discipline.

am i missing something here?

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:34:20 PM EDT

[#44]

He seems to have a wedding band, she doesn't??? WHo's he holding hostage?

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:36:55 PM EDT

[#45]

i`d hit it

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:37:15 PM EDT

[#46]

He's just posing for a new "hostage" paper target. Those old 70's ones are a little dated.

We'll print some up right away.

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:39:12 PM EDT

[#47]

YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BABY MOMMA!!!
YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BABY MOMMA!!!!!

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:44:53 PM EDT

[#48]

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:48:09 PM EDT

[#49]

Damn, it isn't THAT bad guys! Most of you I'm guessing have never had a pregnant wife.

Posted: 5/26/2009 3:51:37 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/by-dawn-afp2.jpg

I'd hit it

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