OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.
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I spotted this license plate and followed him for two miles out of my way until he parked so I could get a picture. He was apparently the manager or owner of a bowling alley. Stay classy, Michigan.... http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o150/PAS48329/PhonePics006.jpg?t=1242323992 LOL! Keep an eye out for one with "38 special" -38SPECL-...I took a couple of picks with the camera phone and they came out like s**t! (can't see the plate numbers/letters) |
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OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.Now I tag this thread for the inevitable internet smackdown that SM3 will deliver. |
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OP, you continually find new ways to make me wonder what your purpose in life is. All of your posts look and I would imagine sound and smell like your avatar. Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.If you must know, I am an entrepreneur who has survived numerous near death experiences and live humbly despite what my tax returns indicate. I do what I want, when I want. To me, stuff is just stuff. I dig people. I have a macabre sense of humor that is warped beyond repair. I survived my walk on part in the war, and have never taken up residency on a cage. My hygiene is impeccable. I will allow you to enjoy the olfactory celebration that is the odor of my perineum if you doubt me. Creepy? That depends on your perspective. I'll leave that to the reader to discern. My wife of 15 years says I am the craziest asshole she knows. I can be to coolest dude you know, or they guy you have nightmares about. I can be generous to a fault, but am just a man at the end of the day. While not necessarily a man of faith, I try to be good for goodness sake. Santa likes it that way. I like old dogs, children, and watermelon wine. My purpose in life is to live as much as I can before my ticket gets punched. If you ever find yourself in SE Michigan or the surrounding area, drop me a line. The beer is on me. Caveat: If you show your ass in public, I'll be the guy that ensures the rest of your day /week /month is as unpleasant as possible. I have the means and the motivation. Make nice with me. I'm totally worth it. |
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For some reason, I keep coming back to the "Gilligan's Island" theme music but instead of "a three hour tour, a three hour tour" all I hear is "a two hour poo, a two hour poo". Too much TV when I was young? Like this?? Just sit right back and you'll grow a tail a tail of a fateful shit, that started from this toilet bowl aboard this puckered ass. The mate was a mighty shittin' man, his shitter brave and sure, five bombs away grew a tail that day, for a two hour poo, a two hour poo. The grunting started getting rough, the big old log was launched. If not for the courage of the fearless crapper the green apple would be lost. The green apple would be lost. |
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If you ever find yourself in SE Michigan or the surrounding area, drop me a line. The beer is on me. I'll be at my gun club bartending this evening in Whitmore Lake, feel free to stop on over and buy me some beer. Drop me a pm for the address. Whitmore Lake would mean I have to brave US-23. Too far. |

Good to know there could always be some creepy guy with nothing better to do than snap a pic of my custom plate following me around. CREEP.

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