[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Why do men... (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 5/8/2009 5:10:21 PM EDT
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post pictures of their cats and ask for captions?
Just seems kind of.....you know. |
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Cats are cool... Dogs are too dependent. They want to be fed often, they want to socialize too much, they are noisy... Cats will eat leftovers, will accept attention but won't beg for it most of the time, and typically sit quietly out of the way... They're for those of us that have better things to do than spend all day picking up warm dog crap in a plastic bag. |
This cat is tougher than any ankle biter....that's all you're allowed in an apartment, plus the fact that I have a wife and a 9 year old Daughter. ETA: A dog will eat cat shit, but a cat will not eat dog shit....dogs are shit-eaters and if you have one you know that already. |
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Quoted: Dogs don't track their poo-encrusted paws all over the place, including the counter-top.Cats are cool... Dogs are too dependent. They want to be fed often, they want to socialize too much, they are noisy... Cats will eat leftovers, will accept attention but won't beg for it most of the time, and typically sit quietly out of the way... They're for those of us that have better things to do than spend all day picking up warm dog crap in a plastic bag. |
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lolcats are funny. But i still don't get why single men own those things. 
I can see overly clean neurotic metros owning them. like Christian Bale in American Psycho he should have had one.. When I was single I had a cat, most women get all cozy with you because you have one. So yea, pussy will get you pussy. |
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lolcats are funny. But i still don't get why single men own those things.
I can see overly clean neurotic metros owning them. like Christian Bale in American Psycho he should have had one.. When I was single I had a cat, most women get all cozy with you because you have one. So yea, pussy will get you pussy. i read something about how women are more responsive to men who have dogs because it shows more emotional connection, but less interested in men with cats because it requires less emotional responsibility, and that cats ''are gay as fuck...'' |
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lolcats are funny. But i still don't get why single men own those things.
I can see overly clean neurotic metros owning them. like Christian Bale in American Psycho he should have had one.. When I was single I had a cat, most women get all cozy with you because you have one. So yea, pussy will get you pussy. i read something about how women are more responsive to men who have dogs because it shows more emotional connection, but less interested in men with cats because it requires less emotional responsibility, and that cats ''are gay as fuck...'' I've had good results with both animals, women are suckers for animals, but dogs are still shit eaters. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: lolcats are funny. But i still don't get why single men own those things. I can see overly clean neurotic metros owning them. like Christian Bale in American Psycho he should have had one.. When I was single I had a cat, most women get all cozy with you because you have one. So yea, pussy will get you pussy. i read something about how women are more responsive to men who have dogs because it shows more emotional connection, but less interested in men with cats because it requires less emotional responsibility, and that cats ''are gay as fuck...'' I've had good results with both animals, women are suckers for animals, but dogs are still shit eaters. Cats too. |
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Dogs drool. Dogs stink. Dogs scratch your car. Dogs paw your clothes, muddy feet and all. Dogs whine and scratch at the door. They crap EVERYWHERE! Dogs suck. Dogs are teh GheY! You must not train your dogs very well, or wash them either. I'd like to see your cat fetch birds and deliver them to you undamaged. |
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Dogs drool. Dogs stink. Dogs scratch your car. Dogs paw your clothes, muddy feet and all. Dogs whine and scratch at the door. They crap EVERYWHERE! Dogs suck. Dogs are teh GheY! You must not train your dogs very well, or wash them either. I'd like to see your cat fetch birds and deliver them to you undamaged. Been done. They even kill them to save you the trouble. |
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Dogs drool. Dogs stink. Dogs scratch your car. Dogs paw your clothes, muddy feet and all. Dogs whine and scratch at the door. They crap EVERYWHERE! Dogs suck. Dogs are teh GheY! You must not train your dogs very well, or wash them either. I'd like to see your cat fetch birds and deliver them to you undamaged. Been done. They even kill them to save you the trouble. I have yet to see a cat break ice to retrieve a dead duck. |
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ETA: A dog will eat cat shit, but a cat will not eat dog shit....dogs are shit-eaters and if you have one you know that already. 
Seriously though, I like dogs (when kept on their own property), but if I had access to the Make Cats Extinct button I'd push it. |
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guys with cats = http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/AR15_Shooter/supergayla5.gif guys who like cats = http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/AR15_Shooter/supergayla5.gif guys who make picture of their cat's to post on the internet= http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/AR15_Shooter/supergayla5.gif etc..etc You should post that on 4 chan and get their opinion BTW Its Caterday |
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Every morning, after I have left my cat outside all night, there is some sort of dead animal at my doorstep.
She likes to share what she kills. After I have seen it, she will take it away someplace. I work 2 jobs and am not home much. My cats take care of themselves and kill anything that moves, if it comes in the house. Dogs do not take care of themselves and require much attention and maintenance. I like both, but cats are more practical for me right now. |