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5/3/2009 5:31:52 PM EDT
My kid brought these little birds into the house.  



Something had kicked the eggs out of the nest and they broke. or they had just hatched, he wasn't completely clear.





 I figured they would soon die, but my wife said I couldn't drop them in the disposal, nor feed them to the sea anemone.  
Any rate, I put them in a bowl under the aquarium hood.  It's about 105 in there.  I made a slurry of mysis shrimp and water and have been feeding them with a syringe.  I have had to pry their mouths open, and then insert a drop.  They swallow.  






Place your bets!!!  Will they live overnight?  A day or two?  Long enough to squeek and piss me off, then mysteriously drown?





 
5/3/2009 5:37:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Horrible picture.

I'd really like to see a clear one. Can you tell what kind of bird(s?) they are?


5/3/2009 5:38:31 PM EDT
[#2]
87 minutes.
5/3/2009 5:39:22 PM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:


Horrible picture.



I'd really like to see a clear one. Can you tell what kind of bird(s?) they are?







Yeah I know.  My daughter is going to be severly beaten for that shit.  I may kill one of the birds in front of her as well, as punishment for poor performance.



There is no way to tell what brand of bird this is.  They are pink, with a tuft of blue feathers, and frigging huge eyes, that are un-opened.



 
5/3/2009 5:40:59 PM EDT
[#4]
I doubt they'll live...




5/3/2009 5:42:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Horrible picture.

I'd really like to see a clear one. Can you tell what kind of bird(s?) they are?



Yeah I know.  My daughter is going to be severly beaten for that shit.  I may kill one of the birds in front of her as well, as punishment for poor performance.

There is no way to tell what brand of bird this is.  They are pink, with a tuft of blue feathers, and frigging huge eyes, that are un-opened.
 


HA! should've added a disclaimer there; not criticizing your photography skills, just impossible to discern anything.

5/3/2009 5:42:55 PM EDT
[#6]
87 hours


kepp feeding them
5/3/2009 5:44:08 PM EDT
[#7]
They won't make it two days.
5/3/2009 5:44:15 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Horrible picture.

I'd really like to see a clear one. Can you tell what kind of bird(s?) they are?



Yeah I know.  My daughter is going to be severly beaten for that shit.  I may kill one of the birds in front of her as well, as punishment for poor performance.

There is no way to tell what brand of bird this is.  They are pink, with a tuft of blue feathers, and frigging huge eyes, that are un-opened.
 


7.5 / 10


You forgot to mention beating the dog for good measure.

5/3/2009 5:45:39 PM EDT
[#9]
perfect time to try your survival skills, put them on toothpicks and make a kebab and slow turn them over the stovetop flame.





maybe put a little dillo dust over them for taste.
so this is my tag for dinner pic.

5/3/2009 5:45:53 PM EDT
[#10]
I found their cousin on my deck today.  I shoved the little shit back into the bird condo in my awning.  I'm sure I'll start to smell his rotting carcass by Wednesday.  

Put them in the garbage disposal with a slice of lemon.  Freshens it up.
5/3/2009 5:46:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Any idea what they are?
5/3/2009 5:48:12 PM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

Horrible picture.



I'd really like to see a clear one. Can you tell what kind of bird(s?) they are?







Yeah I know.  My daughter is going to be severly beaten for that shit.  I may kill one of the birds in front of her as well, as punishment for poor performance.



There is no way to tell what brand of bird this is.  They are pink, with a tuft of blue feathers, and frigging huge eyes, that are un-opened.

 




HA! should've added a disclaimer there; not criticizing your photography skills, just impossible to discern anything.





There... a fresh pic for the art critic.



 
5/3/2009 5:49:44 PM EDT
[#13]



Quoted:


Any idea what they are?


Baby birds of some sort.  



 
5/3/2009 5:51:25 PM EDT
[#14]
10hours 12mins from the time of this post
5/3/2009 5:57:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Dead bird cooking.
5/3/2009 6:01:44 PM EDT
[#16]
I raised a robin from a hatchling when I was a kid.  I fed it canned cat food.  It was cool as hell when it learned to fly and would follow me everywhere.  If it flew away, it would come home later and peck at the door to be let in.  








Then one day my cat killed it.
5/3/2009 6:03:45 PM EDT
[#17]
And I thought that "post 5000" dinner pic was bad
5/3/2009 6:03:53 PM EDT
[#18]
You keep em warm, and keep feeding them like you are, they should live.

Do you really want that?  Now you've got fuckin' pet birds.
5/3/2009 6:33:15 PM EDT
[#19]
4 days.....
5/3/2009 6:35:21 PM EDT
[#20]
Dead before this thread gets to page 3.
5/3/2009 6:40:47 PM EDT
[#21]
I have them on a heating pad in a bowl.  If they are alive in the AM they will go to the firehouse with me, so I can feed them.  And keep them from the cat.  And little guys.  



Unfortunately, we don't have an insinkerator at work, so my impromptu skit of Leonidas kicking the Persian into the big hole (300) will have to wait until I get home to film.  
5/3/2009 6:45:43 PM EDT
[#22]
Shouldn't you be feeding it egg whites?
5/3/2009 6:49:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Ya never know, they may live.

When I was a kid there was a baby squirrel in the yard that was pretty much fucked. My Mom took it in & fed it with one of those little bottles that you can get to nurse kittens with.

A few weeks later we had to kick the little bastard out because he was climbing all over everyting.
5/3/2009 6:51:06 PM EDT
[#24]
here comes the SARS virus again - USA style!
5/3/2009 6:52:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Feed them chopped up mealworms.  Pet store..



They might live although blind, they might not be able to digest them.
5/3/2009 6:53:15 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


Shouldn't you be feeding it egg whites?


ROFL...you mean yolks?

 
5/3/2009 6:54:16 PM EDT
[#27]



Quoted:


Shouldn't you be feeding it egg whites?


no, and it would be egg yolks if anything.




 
5/3/2009 6:56:47 PM EDT
[#28]
Some of the post on this thread are fucking funny.

Good on you for caring for animals, but you will have fucking pet birds so good luck.
5/3/2009 6:59:13 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
They won't make it two days.


5/3/2009 6:59:21 PM EDT
[#30]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Shouldn't you be feeding it egg whites?


no, and it would be egg yolks if anything.


 


Oh yeah...
I haven't had a chicken anatomy refresher in a long while...
5/3/2009 7:08:16 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


Feed them chopped up mealworms.  Pet store..



They might live although blind, they might not be able to digest them.


Ahhhh no.



If they make it a couple days, which I doubt, I will put a piece of hamburger outside and feed them maggots.  Free.



You should have seen the look on the wimmen folk in the house when I ran that gem by them.  



 
5/3/2009 7:08:38 PM EDT
[#32]
If you're lucky they're some kind of rare freckle breasted tard finch and you can sell them to a Chinese billionaire to grind them up into his rice booze so he can get a hard on.
5/3/2009 7:10:08 PM EDT
[#33]



Quoted:


If you're lucky they're some kind of rare freckle breasted tard finch and you can sell them to a Chinese billionaire to grind them up into his rice booze so he can get a hard on.


That is the plan.



 
5/3/2009 7:13:16 PM EDT
[#34]
I have stared at the picture for a number of minutes, and still haven't figured out how that's a bird

5/3/2009 7:15:32 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I have stared at the picture for a number of minutes, and still haven't figured out how that's a bird


lol....looks more like an aborted fetus


....yes I'm starting that shit storm
5/3/2009 7:17:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I have stared at the picture for a number of minutes, and still haven't figured out how that's a bird


Yeah, looks like a potato bug to me

5/3/2009 7:19:01 PM EDT
[#37]
Put it in the freezer
5/3/2009 7:20:29 PM EDT
[#38]
This one looks a little too young for this, but birds often kick their siblings out of the nest so they have less competition for food.  Survival of the fittest, nature's a bitch.
5/3/2009 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#39]
I had same thing happened 30+ years back.
My grandmom feeded single bird like that (I found it under the tree) with syringe and it turned in to a nice crow later on.
That bird was a gem. It lived in a large gift basket and was free to fly. At the end of a day I would collect all kind of goodies from the nest: coins, gold rings, watches, etc.
Bird lived for many years, and I never had to ask my folks for poket money ever since.... On top of that, it was the most loyal pet I ever had.
5/3/2009 7:21:59 PM EDT
[#40]
You never know.  One or both of the little fuckers might live.

I remember when I was a kid, my father  brought home a mockingbird (state bird of TX) that fell out of its nest above a roadway.  It was about to get runover as it wasn't much bigger than yours.  Completely unable to fly or even move.

We kept it, gave it bread and milk together, turned out to be quite the awesome pet bird.

When he got old enough, we set him free in the backyard.  For about the first 3 months after we let him out, every other day he would fly up and tap on the kitchen window because he was hungry and couldn't find food.

The tapping got less and less frequent until he became completely self sufficient.  His name was Oswald and he is one of my favorite animals I've had.
5/3/2009 7:22:11 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
I had same thing happened 30+ years back.
My grandmom feeded single bird like that (I found it under the tree) with syringe and it turned in to a nice crow later on.
That bird was a gem. It lived in a large gift basket and was free to fly. At the end of a day I would collect all kind of goodies from the nest: coins, gold rings, watches, etc.
Bird lived for many years, and I never had to ask my folks for poket money ever since.... On top of that, it was the most loyal pet I ever had.


Someone in the Pets forum has an exotic crow...it's a pretty cool bird actually
5/3/2009 7:23:41 PM EDT
[#42]
Watch out for Bird Flu.





Seriously.
5/3/2009 7:35:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Feed them chopped up mealworms.  Pet store..

They might live although blind, they might not be able to digest them.

Ahhhh no.

If they make it a couple days, which I doubt, I will put a piece of hamburger outside and feed them maggots.  Free.

You should have seen the look on the wimmen folk in the house when I ran that gem by them.  
 


What a waste of hamburger, your man card needs a corner snipped.

How about you put the bird in the yard and start raising pet maggots, way cooler than a bird, that way you can kill two birds with one stone.

5/3/2009 7:42:17 PM EDT
[#44]
DEAD BY DAWN!!!



I'll swallow you soul...
5/3/2009 7:54:13 PM EDT
[#45]
bring/give them to a veterinarian's office

seriously
5/3/2009 8:00:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Going to need one hell of alot more of those things for a good basket of wings...



My brother and sisters had all sorts of critters growing up on a farm,,,, The one that was most memerable we called him "Uncle Cave Man" because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
5/3/2009 8:01:37 PM EDT
[#47]
Sorry, but it is underdeveloped and doubt it will survive more than a day.
5/3/2009 8:33:04 PM EDT
[#48]
I seem to remember a long, and then oft updated thread a couple years ago with a fantastic little bird that started off like this.
5/4/2009 4:09:22 AM EDT
[#49]
Still alive.





I have them on a heating pad, in a bowl, on my bed.  I brought an egg to feed them.  



They are moving around a lot more today than last night. One was sitting up... sort of.
5/4/2009 4:13:33 AM EDT
[#50]


We should name them.

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