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4/30/2009 6:08:18 PM EDT
Ok, so most of you consider yourself to be bad asses. So I was wondering, how many 5 year olds do you think you could take in a fight?  

Discuss!

Ok, more info:

Any weapons or tactics are allowed, but anything you get, they get.
4/30/2009 6:10:31 PM EDT
[#1]
I could take four, maybe five (I'd have to cheat like hell).

After several minutes of heavy breathing I could do it again for half the time, after that they'd own me.  
4/30/2009 6:11:20 PM EDT
[#2]
Are they allowed to bite?
4/30/2009 6:12:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Fucking five year olds?  Yeah, probably half a dozen or so before I ran into problems.  If we didn't start with them already latched onto me, I'm sure I could take dozens.  Just kick 'em in the head on the approach.
4/30/2009 6:12:02 PM EDT
[#4]
maybe 2. after I drop kick them I would be too tired and need a late' or some other fru fru drink.
4/30/2009 6:12:11 PM EDT
[#5]
D) not enough information given




are they zombies, do i get weapons, can i use powerkarate etc.
4/30/2009 6:12:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Are they allowed to bite?


AND CAN THEY GRAB YOUR JUNK?
4/30/2009 6:12:29 PM EDT
[#7]



Quoted:


Are they allowed to bite?


Fuck that, AM I ALLOWED?


 
4/30/2009 6:12:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Are they allowed to bite?


Am I allowed to bite them?

ETA: Dammit beat by 12s!
4/30/2009 6:13:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Five year old what?   People?  A dozen.    Tigers?  no more than eleven.
4/30/2009 6:13:55 PM EDT
[#10]
Do they have knives or firearms?
4/30/2009 6:14:13 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Are they allowed to bite?


Am I allowed to bite them?

ETA: Dammit beat by 12s!


You are allowed to do whatever your conscious allows you to do to five year olds.
4/30/2009 6:14:23 PM EDT
[#12]
7.

I specialize in groups.  Fighting gangs for local charities and stuff.  You have to use different tactics when fighting a group of people, then when you only have to fight one.
4/30/2009 6:14:33 PM EDT
[#13]
mo' info posted.
4/30/2009 6:17:15 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I could take four, maybe five (I'd have to cheat like hell).

After several minutes of heavy breathing I could do it again for half the time, after that they'd own me.  


In the first post, too. Five year olds are a force to be reckoned with.

If they were armed forget it!
4/30/2009 6:18:09 PM EDT
[#15]
Come on, 5 y/o's? All day long. look at them cross-eyed and they run crying.
4/30/2009 6:18:29 PM EDT
[#16]
To the death?
4/30/2009 6:18:57 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Five year olds are a force to be reckoned with.


Try having twins.  My back hurts just thinking about it.  
4/30/2009 6:20:05 PM EDT
[#18]
At least a dozen if we start with them not on me.

About half that if they start in close proximity and are little biters...
4/30/2009 6:20:10 PM EDT
[#19]
are they american children?
4/30/2009 6:22:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
are they american children?


that does make a difference there is a test coming lol i never did see my results from the last round of this
4/30/2009 6:24:11 PM EDT
[#21]
This thread is hilarius! How many 5 YEAR OLDS could you take in a fight?!?

Ahhhhh.......I'm going with a minimum of 250. Picture a pile of'em and me standing at the top with a blood soaked fist in the air..
4/30/2009 6:25:00 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
are they american children?


that does make a difference there is a test coming lol i never did see my results from the last round of this


yeah i figured. theres always someone who shrinks up when a five year old points an AK at em.
4/30/2009 6:25:28 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
This thread is hilarius! How many 5 YEAR OLDS could you take in a fight?!?

Ahhhhh.......I'm going with a minimum of 250. Picture a pile of'em and me standing at the top with a fist in the air.


It depends on how well they can organize.
4/30/2009 6:26:17 PM EDT
[#24]
is this one of those '' can you kill women and children'' threads?
4/30/2009 6:27:07 PM EDT
[#25]
I could take 10. At least. No weapons needed. Pretty easy to give them kicks to the head. Seeing as they are so short and all.
4/30/2009 6:29:57 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
are they american children?


that does make a difference there is a test coming lol i never did see my results from the last round of this


yeah i figured. theres always someone who shrinks up when a five year old points an AK at em.


I'm more scared of em with knives. facing whordes of blade wielding 5 years is just not a good way to start your day.
4/30/2009 6:30:12 PM EDT
[#27]
Dupe.
4/30/2009 6:32:09 PM EDT
[#28]
4/30/2009 6:33:01 PM EDT
[#29]


We all fight with Garands.  I could take on a Company of 5 year olds.  Easily, as long as it is JUST 5 year olds.



And I have  20 en block clips, loaded.



4/30/2009 6:52:45 PM EDT
[#30]
I have a five year old.  Without weapons, I could take about 50 as long as I didn't fall over and all of them jump on me.  A five year old has very little power and no tactical knowledge.  The major issue would be how long my cardio lasts and whether or not I brake a hand.
4/30/2009 6:55:22 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
We all fight with Garands.  I could take on a Company of 5 year olds.  Easily, as long as it is JUST 5 year olds.

And I have  20 en block clips, loaded.




True!  From a few hundred yards (let alone 50) a five year old won't be able to hit shit.  Just pick them off.  If they are all side-by-side and shoot at the same time. . .there could be problems.
4/30/2009 6:58:55 PM EDT
[#32]




Quoted:



Quoted:



We all fight with Garands. I could take on a Company of 5 year olds. Easily, as long as it is JUST 5 year olds.



And I have 20 en block clips, loaded.









True! From a few hundred yards (let alone 50) a five year old won't be able to hit shit. Just pick them off. If they are all side-by-side and shoot at the same time. . .there could be problems.




The first bullet zinging over their heads and they will surrender.  Especially since they cannot return any effective fire.  I doubt any of them could carry that rifle more than 10 feet.
4/30/2009 7:01:04 PM EDT
[#33]
boys or girls?
4/30/2009 7:04:04 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
We all fight with Garands. I could take on a Company of 5 year olds. Easily, as long as it is JUST 5 year olds.

And I have 20 en block clips, loaded.




True! From a few hundred yards (let alone 50) a five year old won't be able to hit shit. Just pick them off. If they are all side-by-side and shoot at the same time. . .there could be problems.


The first bullet zinging over their heads and they will surrender.  Especially since they cannot return any effective fire.  I doubt any of them could carry that rifle more than 10 feet.


would they even be able to get the rifle up to the shoulder and be able to aim it, I think not