Posted: 4/29/2009 5:16:31 AM EDT
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his job. |
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Recession: I have no idea what the definition is.
Recovery: I have no idea what the definition is. Depression: What is going to happen in the future: next week, next month, or next year, if it doesn't happen then it will happen in a further away time. Buy loads of neccessities and gear up for a post apocolyptic world of destruction and insanity, hide in your basement, lock up the kids, the sky has fal;len. john has a long mustache, repeat the chair is against the wall. |