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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Im sick (Page 1 of 2)

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4/27/2009 4:54:29 PM EDT
This must be the swine flu and Im going to die.
On Friday I was given a free quesadilla from someone, I had to eat it since it was free.

Sunday after drinking some tea I felt my throat bothering me, today and yesterday I been spitting up stuff and had runny nose.  

So who wants what and how are you going to prove you want it.
4/27/2009 4:55:17 PM EDT
[#1]
I want everything and to prove I want it, I'm going to take it.  Be over in a few.
4/27/2009 4:56:13 PM EDT
[#2]
dibs on the ammo fort



and to prove that i want it, i will take your suffering away free of charge. also cleanup costs.
4/27/2009 4:56:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Well, dibs on guns and ammo.

ETA;  OK but I still have dibs on the guns!
4/27/2009 4:56:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Swine Flu.

Mortality rate = 200% (it is so deadly it kills you twice).

Hasta la vista, Taxman.



ETA: If you happen to have any H&K P-7 PSP mags laying around, I call dibs on all of them.
4/27/2009 4:57:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Common cold?
4/27/2009 4:58:43 PM EDT
[#6]
I hope you get well soon as any friend would
A good friend would reciprocate by leaving his stuff in the will to that friend
4/27/2009 4:58:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Dibs on the Pontiac
4/27/2009 4:59:29 PM EDT
[#8]
I want dibs on something....... dibs on .....damn it.

4/27/2009 5:00:46 PM EDT
[#9]
i hope you shaved that ridiculous mustache. its gonna look goofy as hell when youre in the casket.
4/27/2009 5:01:02 PM EDT
[#10]
Bye  
4/27/2009 5:01:15 PM EDT
[#11]
Dibs on the string trimmer.
4/27/2009 5:02:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Message me your login/pass before you croak so I can use your account to troll everyone.
4/27/2009 5:03:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Since no one has specifically mentioned it...

I want dibs on your LaRue upper.
4/27/2009 5:07:43 PM EDT
[#14]




Quoted:

dibs on the ammo fort



and to prove that i want it, i will take your suffering away free of charge. also cleanup costs.



Please refresh my memory, does swine flu require a hit to the cranium for the kill shot or is that only zombies?
4/27/2009 5:10:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Gargle with warm salt water, take a couple Advils, and call me in the morning.  A good sleep in your ammo fort will make you feel better.  Now go on and get to healing.
4/27/2009 5:10:51 PM EDT
[#16]
Death by quesadilla is one of the worst ways to go
4/27/2009 5:11:14 PM EDT
[#17]
I'm closer than any of these assholes are to you, I'll be there in a couple hours.
4/27/2009 5:11:45 PM EDT
[#18]
No one has claimed magazines?



Dibs on mags

4/27/2009 5:14:05 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm sick too, nasty coughs and all. I live right next to Queens where those students are sick. BUUUUUUT... I think it's allergies. Weather has been summer weather and i don't go for allergy shots.
4/27/2009 5:15:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
No one has claimed magazines?

Dibs on mags


I claimed any H&K P-7 PSP mags he might have.

You can have the rest.

4/27/2009 5:15:38 PM EDT
[#21]
Get on Heroin ASAP as a preventative.
4/27/2009 5:17:07 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No one has claimed magazines?

Dibs on mags


I claimed any H&K P-7 PSP mags he might have.

You can have the rest.



Only P7M8 mags
HAHA!!!!



4/27/2009 5:18:00 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Get on Heroin ASAP as a preventative.


I druggie told me never to buy heroin in Augusta because its all trash, said you have to buy out of area, he did enough that Id trust him
4/27/2009 5:18:32 PM EDT
[#24]
If you had been reading here, you would have known how to save your life.

You should have washed your hands before eating that free quesadilla.  

To late now
4/27/2009 5:24:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
If you had been reading here, you would have known how to save your life.

You should have washed your hands before eating that free quesadilla.  

To late now



But I got it at 1 and my break wasnt until 5....
anyway do you really think the mexicans at the mexican place washed thier hands?
4/27/2009 6:05:32 PM EDT
[#26]
I say you hold an auction, you can use the funds to give your friends a good party for your send off.
4/27/2009 6:06:49 PM EDT
[#27]
"If you're gonna deepthroat a shotgun, be a pal and put down a tarp first."
4/27/2009 6:13:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Since no-one else mentioned it, dibs on whatever cash you got.  

To prove that I want it, I'm willing to drive down there and pick it up in person.  


ETA: I'll even show up dressed down, like so....






4/27/2009 6:31:10 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
This must be the swine flu and Im going to die.
On Friday I was given a free quesadilla from someone, I had to eat it since it was free.

Sunday after drinking some tea I felt my throat bothering me, today and yesterday I been spitting up stuff and had runny nose.  

So who wants what and how are you going to prove you want it.


Swine flu is airborne. You can't get it from eating food.
4/27/2009 6:32:54 PM EDT
[#30]
Dibs on your wheelchair.
4/27/2009 6:44:01 PM EDT
[#31]
Dibs on your jackboots.
4/27/2009 6:56:43 PM EDT
[#32]
Dibs on the eight year old dull as a butter knife razor....

Oh yea, dibs on that wheel chair you took off my handicapped uncle on the side of the road...


eta
4/28/2009 3:14:26 AM EDT
[#33]
Has anyone claimed the 5,000 cokes you collected on a while back?
4/28/2009 3:19:39 AM EDT
[#34]
Are you, by chance, so startled?
4/28/2009 3:24:49 AM EDT
[#35]
Touch Me I'm Sick - Mudhoney

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCyMAnPi_o
4/28/2009 3:30:57 AM EDT
[#36]
you can't die now, not when we have a tyrannical government to take down.
nowhere in the constitution does it say it's ok for you to die!
4/28/2009 3:32:30 AM EDT
[#37]
Did any illegal aliens touch your quesadilla?
4/28/2009 6:54:06 AM EDT
[#38]
seems all your good stuff is taken..


can I go watch you die..

its not really a " im wierd type of .. see you die.. '


is more like a " Arfcom has sent me to make sure you die..  "

example..


oh looks like he is getting better ....––––-cluster graps hammer and lets nature take its course... repeatedly ..  untill you stop twitching

4/28/2009 8:42:10 AM EDT
[#39]
I got dibs on all his LT stuff!!

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4/28/2009 8:43:48 AM EDT
[#40]
I just want your avatar.
4/28/2009 8:55:17 AM EDT
[#41]
Dibs o the Uzi. I will pry it from your pig cootied hands if I have to.
4/28/2009 8:57:59 AM EDT
[#42]
You guys can keep his stuff.
I'll just sell his body to a group of gay necrophiliacs.
4/28/2009 8:59:19 AM EDT
[#43]
I'll take the Garand!  If he still has it.
4/28/2009 9:06:38 AM EDT
[#44]
You guys can have all of his stuff.  It contaminated with swine flu now.
4/28/2009 10:05:24 AM EDT
[#45]
TAXMAN is gonna turn into a ZOMBIE .......ALERT ALERT OUTBREAK WARNING
4/28/2009 10:07:16 AM EDT
[#46]

Quarantine TAXMAN!

Wash your hands after reading his posts!
4/28/2009 10:22:10 AM EDT
[#47]

   Weapons should go to Georgia residents to save any paperwork hassles. Me first......

    Ammo should go to highest and "quickest" bidder. We don't know how much longer he can hold on.

   Accessories should be auctioned off and proceeds donated to Minute Man group of Taxmans choice. This disease did come from Mehico didn't it?

4/28/2009 10:28:31 AM EDT
[#48]
Yes. Yes you are.
4/28/2009 10:32:08 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
seems all your good stuff is taken..


can I go watch you die..

its not really a " im wierd type of .. see you die.. '


is more like a " Arfcom has sent me to make sure you die..  "

example..


oh looks like he is getting better ....––––-cluster graps hammer and lets nature take its course... repeatedly ..  untill you stop twitching



Awesome
4/28/2009 10:50:06 AM EDT
[#50]
It's not flu it's the Hiv.
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