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4/23/2009 8:54:40 AM EDT
I was involved in a shootout with a guy.  I was shooting my m&p .40c, bad guy was shooting .45 ACP.  Many rounds were exchanged, and I remember seeing the bad guy clearly, and returning fire.  Shots were hitting all around me.  I finally shot and killed him.  When all the shooting was done, I went back to look at all the bullet holes left around me from the bad guy, and there was a good grouping of holes in a barricade I was using for concealment, but those holes were right where my junk was, but I escaped injury.
4/23/2009 8:54:58 AM EDT
[#1]
You're gay.
4/23/2009 8:55:28 AM EDT
[#2]
It means your junk is small.
4/23/2009 8:56:21 AM EDT
[#3]
It means you like men.
4/23/2009 8:56:39 AM EDT
[#4]
Impotence
4/23/2009 8:57:12 AM EDT
[#5]
Fear of being emasculated more than death.
4/23/2009 8:57:53 AM EDT
[#6]
It means he didn't have pinpoint accuracy.
4/23/2009 8:58:00 AM EDT
[#7]
It means you need to drink milk before bed and lay off the fire sauce from taco bell and the tequila shooters before bed.
4/23/2009 8:58:44 AM EDT
[#8]
Did you wake up wet and sticky........that's all that really matters here.
4/23/2009 9:00:13 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
You're gay.


This is exactly what I was going to put when I read the title.
4/23/2009 9:00:44 AM EDT
[#10]
all of the above
4/23/2009 9:02:45 AM EDT
[#11]
It means you wish you were born a girl.
4/23/2009 9:06:57 AM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:



Quoted:

You're gay.




This is exactly what I was going to put when I read the title.


Hell, I didn't even need to read it.



 
4/23/2009 9:07:22 AM EDT
[#13]
It means to ALWAYS remember that concealment isn't cover.
4/23/2009 9:13:36 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
I was involved in a shootout with a guy.


Latent homosexual urges. The 'shootout' signifies a longed-for sexual encounter with a man.

Quoted:
I was shooting my m&p .40c, bad guy was shooting .45 ACP.


You're concerned that other men will find your penis small and embarrasing.

Quoted:
Many rounds were exchanged, and I remember seeing the bad guy clearly, and returning fire.  Shots were hitting all around me.


You want to be given a facial.

Quoted:
I finally shot and killed him.


You envision a day when you can overcome your fears, and PIITB.

Quoted:
When all the shooting was done, I went back to look at all the bullet holes left around me from the bad guy, and there was a good grouping of holes in a barricade I was using for concealment, but those holes were right where my junk was, but I escaped injury.


AIDS is a concern to you, but in the back of your mind, you don't think it will happen to you.
4/23/2009 9:15:26 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I was involved in a shootout with a guy.


Latent homosexual urges. The 'shootout' signifies a longed-for sexual encounter with a man.

Quoted:
I was shooting my m&p .40c, bad guy was shooting .45 ACP.


You're concerned that other men will find your penis small and embarrasing.

Quoted:
Many rounds were exchanged, and I remember seeing the bad guy clearly, and returning fire.  Shots were hitting all around me.


You want to be given a facial.

Quoted:
I finally shot and killed him.


You envision a day when you can overcome your fears, and PIITB.

Quoted:
When all the shooting was done, I went back to look at all the bullet holes left around me from the bad guy, and there was a good grouping of holes in a barricade I was using for concealment, but those holes were right where my junk was, but I escaped injury.


AIDS is a concern to you, but in the back of your mind, you don't think it will happen to you.


4/23/2009 9:16:05 AM EDT
[#16]
4/23/2009 9:17:18 AM EDT
[#17]
Nocturnal emissions. Not .45's either-