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4/7/2009 12:04:23 PM EDT
Discuss.
4/7/2009 12:05:04 PM EDT
[#1]
It's got what plants crave

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4/7/2009 12:06:19 PM EDT
[#2]
yea, its got, uhh, electrolytes
4/7/2009 12:06:47 PM EDT
[#3]
It mutilates thirst
4/7/2009 12:06:48 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
It's got what plants crave

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Yeah.  It's got electrolites...

4/7/2009 12:07:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.

4/7/2009 12:07:05 PM EDT
[#6]
Hell yeah....the Thirst Mutilator!
4/7/2009 12:07:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Quoted:
It's got what plants crave

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Yeah.  It's got electrolites...



Brought to you by Carls Jr.
4/7/2009 12:08:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I detest Dane Cook...
4/7/2009 12:10:38 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.
4/7/2009 12:12:35 PM EDT
[#10]
SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch OW! MY BALLS!!!!
4/7/2009 12:12:38 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.
4/7/2009 12:14:42 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.
4/7/2009 12:15:52 PM EDT
[#13]

So what do you all think of a Brawndo-plats experiment? I'm thinking of ordering some from think geek and running a bit of an experiment to see how much plants really crave it


Good idea?
4/7/2009 12:16:09 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


fail.
4/7/2009 12:16:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



Can't stand Dane Cook but I found Idiocracy both hilarious and disconcerting...
4/7/2009 12:16:38 PM EDT
[#16]
"They're watering crops with a sports drink?"

"Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to  replace water virtually everywhere!"


funny movie, stupid, but laughable.
4/7/2009 12:17:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Your shit's all retarded.
Water? Like from the toilet?

Kharn
4/7/2009 12:18:44 PM EDT
[#18]
brawndo became an inside joke for my platoon after some jackass gave a heat casualty about half a bag of hextend before someone noticed the guy was getting worse (the doctor said if the guy hadnt already been on blood preassure meds he would have been DOA at the TMC). The E4 (recent 1st time CLS cert) said "well, I read the bag and it said it had...


ELECTROLYTES!!!
4/7/2009 12:18:48 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.


uh look here...

http://www.brawndo.com/

dude its for real..

4/7/2009 12:19:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.




The "Brawndo" commercial that is always linked to in these threads.
4/7/2009 12:19:34 PM EDT
[#21]
I know shits emotional right now. We're runnin' outta french fries and burrito covers!
4/7/2009 12:20:12 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.


uh look here...

http://www.brawndo.com/

dude its for real..



Does it have what plants crave?
4/7/2009 12:20:18 PM EDT
[#23]
Carl's Junior - Fuck you, I'm eating!
4/7/2009 12:21:38 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.


uh look here...

http://www.brawndo.com/

dude its for real..



Does it have what plants crave?


Yup electrolites!
4/7/2009 12:21:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



I bet you're just a blast at parties.




I like funny things and funny people.

That commercial and Cook are neither.


I'm confuseled. What commercial? Brawndo is a fictional product from a very funny movie.  A fictional product that also plays a key role in the plot.


uh look here...

http://www.brawndo.com/

dude its for real..



Does it have what plants crave?


Of course.

4/7/2009 12:22:00 PM EDT
[#26]
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
4/7/2009 12:23:03 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Welcome to Costco, I love you.


haha, that's one of my favorites.
4/7/2009 12:26:57 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



Its funny because we are watching it happen before our eyes....
4/7/2009 12:27:42 PM EDT
[#29]
Personally I'm a bigger fan of Powerthirst.
4/7/2009 12:28:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Brawndo is people!!!!!!
4/7/2009 1:20:01 PM EDT
[#31]
It's like SHAVING your CHEST with a LAWNMOWER!
4/7/2009 1:26:50 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch OW! MY BALLS!!!!


Go away!

Baitin!

_MaH

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4/7/2009 1:40:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Listen scrote you all need to be worried bout the "ecomony" not brawndo.

ETE: shit just look at my sigline.
4/7/2009 1:46:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Its the thirst mutilator.
4/7/2009 8:58:12 PM EDT
[#35]
I like how the hooker ends every line with "and shit"
4/7/2009 9:08:15 PM EDT
[#36]
I don't have a clue what any of you are talking about.  Which isn't really that unusual considering my current location.  I think I'll mosey back over to one of the gun forums where at least I know what all the words mean.  

4/7/2009 9:11:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Why come you don't have a tattoo?
4/7/2009 9:14:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Starbucks sounds good.
4/7/2009 9:15:40 PM EDT
[#39]
brondo has what cows need
4/7/2009 9:16:30 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Starbucks sounds good.


now is not the time for a bj.
4/7/2009 9:17:36 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch OW! MY BALLS!!!!



GO AWAY!!! BATIN'!!!






ETA: Crap... Mhoffman beat me.
ETA2... Ummm that didnt sound good considering the post huh?
4/7/2009 9:20:39 PM EDT
[#42]
ELECTROLYTES
4/7/2009 9:21:51 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
I don't have a clue what any of you are talking about.  Which isn't really that unusual considering my current location.  I think I'll mosey back over to one of the gun forums where at least I know what all the words mean.  



Hah... You sound like you are from the year 2505

Go watch the movie "Idiocracy"
4/7/2009 9:23:40 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
brawndo became an inside joke for my platoon after some jackass gave a heat casualty about half a bag of hextend before someone noticed the guy was getting worse (the doctor said if the guy hadnt already been on blood preassure meds he would have been DOA at the TMC). The E4 (recent 1st time CLS cert) said "well, I read the bag and it said it had...


ELECTROLYTES!!!


Damn.  Hextend pulls water out of your system to boost your blood pressure, right?  Wow.  Just what you need when you're dehydrated.
4/7/2009 9:29:20 PM EDT
[#45]
hmm i thinks will fit here..





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93BJiYLaj8
 
4/7/2009 9:38:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Brawndo is from the movie Idiocracy
and has absolutely NOTHING to do with shitty comic Dane Cook






"Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her."




4/7/2009 9:41:38 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



you and i could not be more on the same page. i would totally suck your dick right now.


ive found a non-fan of Dane Cook. I thought i was the only one who knew he was overrated.
4/7/2009 9:46:18 PM EDT
[#48]
water?  like from the toilet?
4/7/2009 9:50:26 PM EDT
[#49]
I hate Dane Cook but love Idiocracy.  Why?  Well, it isn't a knee-slapper but rather a grim predictor.  That and Brave New World.



Brawndo?  We aren't there but close.  Who would have thought bottled water would become popular?
4/7/2009 9:52:55 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Stupid and not at all funny.

The only people who think it is funny must be the same people who love Dane Cook.



you and i could not be more on the same page. i would totally suck your dick right now.


ive found a non-fan of Dane Cook. I thought i was the only one who knew he was overrated.


This guy talks like a fag.. Whats that shit about sucking dick?  You should drink some more Brawndo...

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