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3/31/2009 4:27:37 PM EDT
Like the tittle says, im working on an English project and i need some fools errands to fill in some empty spots in my power point.  The projects is on pranks and practical jokes so if you have any pictures or videos please post them aswell.  Thanks guys

3/31/2009 4:31:39 PM EDT
[#1]

Best fool's errand link EVAR!
3/31/2009 4:34:17 PM EDT
[#2]
Ask anyone in the Air Force about being sent for  "100 yards of flight line".  I swear, I spent 4 hours running all over the place looking for some.
3/31/2009 4:37:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Various Fool's errands and the solutions to prove you're not a n00b:



Navy: Bulkhead remover (solution? Deck grinder)



Fire Service: Backdraft Remover (solution? Manual:axe, power:chain saw)



3/31/2009 4:38:33 PM EDT
[#4]
Bus shop: Brake signal fluid
3/31/2009 4:42:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Ask anyone in the Air Force about being sent for  "100 yards of flight line".  I swear, I spent 4 hours running all over the place looking for some.


I've also heard "prop wash."  



In our cable headend, they had a cable line that was about 6" too short to reach where it needed to go, so they had someone go out to the warehouse to get the cable stretcher.....
3/31/2009 4:43:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Sky-hooks..

or a Flugal-binder
3/31/2009 4:45:50 PM EDT
[#8]
grid squares
3/31/2009 4:47:51 PM EDT
[#9]
go to personnel office and ask for form ID-10-T
3/31/2009 4:49:06 PM EDT
[#10]
No idea what you're talking about.



Btw, I got a fresh shipment of muffler bearings and board stretchers if anyone is currently looking for them  

3/31/2009 4:49:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Ask anyone in the Air Force about being sent for  "100 yards of flight line".  I swear, I spent 4 hours running all over the place looking for some.


My friend was in the Navy and they sent him to get a bucket of A-I-R or something like that....
3/31/2009 4:50:30 PM EDT
[#12]
50 Hz batteries (Think deployment to Japan and an incredibly stupid airman I had working for me.)

Ink for a thermal or electrostatic printer

The previously mentioned flight line



There really is stuff called prop wash and left handed monkey wrenches do exist.
3/31/2009 4:50:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Secretary of the Treasury 2009
3/31/2009 4:51:28 PM EDT
[#14]
left handed spoons
3/31/2009 4:53:16 PM EDT
[#15]
Wire stretchers.  Get at least one apprentice a year with this one.
3/31/2009 4:54:20 PM EDT
[#16]
electrician-wire stretcher
3/31/2009 4:56:33 PM EDT
[#17]
the metric crescent wrench

3/31/2009 4:56:37 PM EDT
[#18]
Inner tube for a 5th wheel.
Blinker fluid.
Get me a BA 1100n with an ST ring = balloonstring.


jd1
3/31/2009 4:58:33 PM EDT
[#19]
Snipe season opened today and I'm off to hunt 'em up...mebbe some boobies too.  
3/31/2009 5:04:53 PM EDT
[#20]
Go get the ____________.

skyhook (work)
bucket of steam (work)
bacon stretcher (BSA)

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3/31/2009 5:04:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Fantastic gents i knew i could count on you guys for some great material keep them coming lets make this one to remember
3/31/2009 5:06:31 PM EDT
[#22]
What Boy Scout hasn't been sent looking for a "Smoke Bender"?  

3/31/2009 5:08:54 PM EDT
[#23]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgkjuzPlG-Y

3/31/2009 5:12:54 PM EDT
[#24]




Quoted:

Ask anyone in the Air Force about being sent for "100 yards of flight line". I swear, I spent 4 hours running all over the place looking for some.




And of course the Navy variant calls for the new guy to find 100 yards of 'WATER LINE' !!  

5sub
3/31/2009 5:14:04 PM EDT
[#25]




Quoted:

left handed spoons




left handed monkey wrench
5sub





3/31/2009 5:39:11 PM EDT
[#26]
I was always told to "go get a drink of water".  

When I'd get back and ask what I should do next?

"Go get another drink of water!"
3/31/2009 5:47:56 PM EDT
[#27]
At work one day my boss told one of my coworkers to go in the back and get a box of A.I.R.

And he went and looked for some.
3/31/2009 5:58:25 PM EDT
[#28]
50 feet of shoreline
Relative bearing grease
Bucket of vacuum
Bucket of steam
Keys to the sea chest
Trace the handrail cooling system
Left-handed crescent wrench
Metric crescent wrench
Left-handed smoke deflector
3/31/2009 6:00:25 PM EDT
[#29]
relative bearing grease
wind shear
MIL TFD 1111
3/31/2009 6:10:29 PM EDT
[#30]
Boy Scout memory:

"Left-handed smoke shifter"
3/31/2009 6:25:28 PM EDT
[#31]
I remember the safety guy wanted a long flat belt painted red for safety but the engineers said they didn't have time, and it would
impair operations if any got on the inside, so they talked the safety guy into painting it and secretly turned it into a mobious belt by
un stapleing it and putting a half twist in it.
3/31/2009 6:26:15 PM EDT
[#32]
bail out the sea well
3/31/2009 6:27:02 PM EDT
[#33]
varnish the sonic boom