Posted: 3/22/2009 7:47:41 PM EDT
| OK as for true lost boys vampire fashion this movie blows chunks. the wife is throwing pillows at me and telling me to shut up that I'm ruining the movie due to my constant commits of the vampire being a poll smoking fag . so no pie for me tonight. |
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OK as for true lost boys vampire fashion this movie blows chunks. the wife is throwing pillows at me and telling me to shut up that I'm ruining the movie due to my constant commits of the vampire being a poll smoking fag . so no pie for me tonight. You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... |
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You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... +1 FTW thread closer |
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OK as for true lost boys vampire fashion this movie blows chunks. the wife is throwing pillows at me and telling me to shut up that I'm ruining the movie due to my constant commits of the vampire being a poll smoking fag . so no pie for me tonight. You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... My wife had already seen and knew it was bad, I think it was a test to see if I could watch the whole thing, feign interest and pretend to enjoy myself. I succeeded.  It wasn't until today that I told her that if was proof that I did in love her.
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OK as for true lost boys vampire fashion this movie blows chunks. the wife is throwing pillows at me and telling me to shut up that I'm ruining the movie due to my constant commits of the vampire being a poll smoking fag . so no pie for me tonight. You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... Wise words, indeed. I up front told my girlfriend I'd watch it with her when she got the DVD. She was pretty surprised when I told her this. I had pie for breakfast. |
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OK as for true lost boys vampire fashion this movie blows chunks. the wife is throwing pillows at me and telling me to shut up that I'm ruining the movie due to my constant commits of the vampire being a poll smoking fag . so no pie for me tonight. You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... I'm not married, but I think this guy speaks the MOTHERFUCKING TRUTH! It's not gay to watch such a movie if it gets you pie. |
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remember that time, before gfs, when you perused the internet for hours looking for something to jerk it too, becuase you get numb to the regular sex vids, you need something crazy to get you off, you dont want to wast it one a regular porn vid? yeah. well i wish mine hadnt left me  would love to be watching any movie with a hawt chic right about now as i sit in the library for the free wifi and wish i had privacy
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I saw it when it was in the theaters. It was OK for what it was.
My wife who is into it, tells me that the IP owners are in such a rush to churn out the next movie (the books were a trilogy, so they are doing the same for the movies) to cash in on the hype, that the original director quit. |
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I saw it when it was in the theaters. It was OK for what it was. My wife who is into it, tells me that the IP owners are in such a rush to churn out the next movie (the books were a trilogy, so they are doing the same for the movies) to cash in on the hype, that the original director quit. There are four books. Other than that, you're spot on. I know there are four books because my bride asked me to read them with her. I did. There was an alarming flood of pie. On the seventh day I rested. And it was good. |
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I saw it when it was in the theaters. It was OK for what it was. My wife who is into it, tells me that the IP owners are in such a rush to churn out the next movie (the books were a trilogy, so they are doing the same for the movies) to cash in on the hype, that the original director quit. There are four books. Other than that, you're spot on. I know there are four books because my bride asked me to read them with her. I did. There was an alarming flood of pie. On the seventh day I rested. And it was good. My bad. I knew it was a series of books, guess I filled in the blanks and figured it was a trilogy, since that is how most of the sword and sorc fantasy stuff I used to read was. Do the books go into more detail about the fighting between the vamps? I liked that, it was very Vampire: The Masquerade-ish. |
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You either haven't been married very long or you ate lead paint chips as a child. Choose your battles. If the wife wants you to watch a sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie, then you watch the fucking sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire movie. You watch it with your mouth shut and your arm around her shoulders. When the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire kisses the sappy dappy, giggly schoolgirl, fucktarded vampire-lover for the first time, you pull her a little tighter and kiss the top of her head. You do these things because you love your wife. You do love your wife, don't you? Women need two things: 1. Security 2. Romance Give your wife these two things by the truckload and you will live a long and fruitful life full of guilt-free range trips, camping trips with the guys, a safe full of bangsticks, a couple of closets full of ammo, blowjobs, penny whistles and gumdrops. Don't and you'll find yourself jerking off and surfing Arfcom. Case in point... +1 FTW thread closer Absolutely, positively 100% true. |
