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3/7/2009 12:06:43 PM EDT
What old-school entertainer (just one) would you most like to meet?



For me it's Red Skelton.  The man was a genius.
3/7/2009 12:08:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Another Red.....

Red Foxx.
3/7/2009 12:09:17 PM EDT
[#2]
Rodney Dangerfield
3/7/2009 12:10:07 PM EDT
[#3]
John Wayne.
3/7/2009 12:10:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Milton Berle
3/7/2009 12:35:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Bob Crane..........check out some of his "home" movies.

J/K  

I'm all for meeting Clint Eastwood.

He is a living legend.



3/7/2009 12:38:45 PM EDT
[#6]
I would love to have had the chance to meet John Wayne

But if I could only pick one it would be Audie Murphy
For you young guys here that don't know his story,  Medal of Honor Citation at bottom of this post

Audie Leon Murphy, son of poor Texas sharecroppers, rose to national fame as the most decorated U.S. combat soldier of World War II. Among his 33 awards and decorations was the Medal of Honor, the highest military award for bravery that can be given to any individual in the United States of America, for "conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty." He also received every decoration for valor that his country had to offer, some of them more than once, including 5 decorations by France and Belgium. Credited with either killing over 240 of the enemy while wounding and capturing many others, he became a legend within the 3rd Infantry Division. Beginning his service as an Army Private, Audie quickly rose to the enlisted rank of Staff Sergeant, was given a "battle field" commission as 2nd Lieutenant, was wounded three times, fought in 9 major campaigns across the European Theater, and survived the war.
During Murphy's 3 years active service as a combat soldier in World War II, Audie became one of the best fighting combat soldiers of this or any other century. What Audie accomplished during this period is most significant and probably will never be repeated by another soldier, given today's high-tech type of warfare. The U.S. Army has always declared that there will never be another Audie Murphy.

On 21 September, 1945, Audie was released from the Army as an active member and reassigned to inactive status. During this same time, actor James Cagney invited Murphy to Hollywood in September 1945, when he saw Murphy's photo on the cover of Life Magazine. The next couple of years in California were hard times for Audie Murphy. Struggling and becoming disillusioned from lack of work while sleeping in a local gymnasium, he finally received token acting parts in his first two films.

His first starring role came in a 1949 released film by Allied Artists called, Bad Boy. In 1950 Murphy eventually got a contract with Universal-International (later called Universal) where he starred in 26 films, 23 of them westerns over the next 15 years. His 1949 autobiography To Hell And Back was a best seller. Murphy starred as himself in a film biography released by Universal-International in 1955 with the same title. The movie, To Hell and Back, held the record as Universal's highest grossing picture until 1975 when it was finally surpassed by the movie Jaws.
In the 25 years that Audie spent in Hollywood, he made a total of 44 feature films.



CITATION: 2d Lt. Murphy commanded Company B, which was attacked by 6 tanks and waves of infantry. 2d Lt. Murphy ordered his men to withdraw to prepared positions in a woods, while he remained forward at his command post and continued to give fire directions to the artillery by telephone. Behind him, to his right, 1 of our tank destroyers received a direct hit and began to burn. Its crew withdrew to the woods. 2d Lt. Murphy continued to direct artillery fire which killed large numbers of the advancing enemy infantry. With the enemy tanks abreast of his position, 2d Lt. Murphy climbed on the burning tank destroyer, which was in danger of blowing up at any moment, and employed its .50 caliber machine gun against the enemy. He was alone and exposed to German fire from 3 sides, but his deadly fire killed dozens of Germans and caused their infantry attack to waver. The enemy tanks, losing infantry support, began to fall back. For an hour the Germans tried every available weapon to eliminate 2d Lt. Murphy, but he continued to hold his position and wiped out a squad which was trying to creep up unnoticed on his right flank. Germans reached as close as 10 yards, only to be mowed down by his fire. He received a leg wound, but ignored it and continued the single-handed fight until his ammunition was exhausted. He then made his way to his company, refused medical attention, and organized the company in a counterattack which forced the Germans to withdraw. His directing of artillery fire wiped out many of the enemy; he killed or wounded about 50. 2d Lt. Murphy's indomitable courage and his refusal to give an inch of ground saved his company from possible encirclement and destruction, and enabled it to hold the woods which had been the enemy's objective.



3/7/2009 12:44:45 PM EDT
[#7]
I've always been a huge fan of Bill Cosby.

eta, obviously, he pales to Audie Murphy. Well done, titansfan
3/7/2009 12:48:33 PM EDT
[#8]
One of my all time favorites:

Foster Brooks

3/7/2009 12:50:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Buster Keaton or Johnny Weissmuller
3/7/2009 12:52:49 PM EDT
[#10]
W.C. Fields
3/7/2009 12:55:33 PM EDT
[#11]
I like to have a drink with Dino
3/7/2009 1:01:00 PM EDT
[#12]
Can't have only one......

Charleton Heston, Johnny Carson, Sam Kinson, John Wayne, Bob Hope.
3/7/2009 1:02:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Don Rickles

That guy is hilarious
3/7/2009 1:03:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Frank and Dino for drinks and groupies.
3/7/2009 1:06:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Groucho Marx.

He was an absolute genius at ad lib humor and witty off the cuff bantering.

EDIT: I assumed your thread only meant old school comedians.
3/7/2009 1:09:40 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Don Rickles

That guy is hilarious


Rickles had kind of a limited range though.

Once you got past the "Hockey Puck" stuff there wasn't all that much depth to him.

But if you ever have a chance to watch old "Laugh-In" TV episodes from the late 1960s he was a guest star on many, and he was pretty funny.

3/7/2009 1:16:44 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I like to have a drink with Dino


+1

A real close second would be Jackie Gleason.  

3/7/2009 1:35:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Orson Welles.
3/7/2009 1:46:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Gleason
3/7/2009 1:59:43 PM EDT
[#20]
He's not an entertainer per se, but a writer.
I'd LOVE to have a drink with and get just a glimpse into the mind of H.P. Lovecraft.

 
 
3/7/2009 2:01:11 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
I like to have a drink with Dino


Yep
3/7/2009 2:01:37 PM EDT
[#22]
Annie Oakley

That would be a range trip to remember.
3/7/2009 2:20:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Hang out and party with The Rat Pack for one night.
3/7/2009 3:35:40 PM EDT
[#24]
Ronald Reagan
3/7/2009 4:18:26 PM EDT
[#25]



Quoted:


What old-school entertainer (just one) would you most like to meet?



For me it's Red Skelton.  The man was a genius.
Don Rickles.





 
3/7/2009 4:19:35 PM EDT
[#26]
Adam West!!
3/7/2009 4:39:31 PM EDT
[#27]
Marilyn of course.

But a guy to hang out with, probably Elvis.
3/7/2009 4:46:42 PM EDT
[#28]
steve mcqueen. take a ride in the bullitt or go riding in " on any  sunday"
3/7/2009 4:57:29 PM EDT
[#29]
Years ago we flew Jonathan Winters on a USO tour to Europe. He got on headset with us and had us rolling all the way across the pond.
3/7/2009 5:00:29 PM EDT
[#30]
Ronald Reagan
3/7/2009 5:01:09 PM EDT
[#31]
Another vote for John Wayne.

If I'd met my ex-wife (way) earlier I could have. Her grandparents were his friends and neighbors back when she was a little girl. She'd been to his house and everything, and was friends with his son Ethan.
3/7/2009 5:42:03 PM EDT
[#32]
Dean Martin

Or John Wayne......

Wayne was a republican.....I dunno about Dino

3/7/2009 5:43:59 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
He's not an entertainer per se, but a writer.

I'd LOVE to have a drink with and get just a glimpse into the mind of H.P. Lovecraft.    


You'd get a glimpse, and it would tear your soul asunder...  
3/7/2009 5:48:13 PM EDT
[#34]
I'd like to have a beer with either Ernest Hemingway or William Holden.
3/7/2009 5:58:36 PM EDT
[#35]
The Gipper, but not because I liked him as an actor.
3/7/2009 6:05:48 PM EDT
[#36]
Hank Sr. and Johnny Cash
3/7/2009 6:26:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

W.C. Fields



Toss up between him & the Marx Brothers.

3/7/2009 6:27:31 PM EDT
[#38]




Quoted:

I like to have a drink with Dino


Yup.

3/7/2009 6:31:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Danny Kaye!!