[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What the f***? (Page 1 of 3)
Posted: 2/22/2009 6:07:41 PM EDT
What the fuck? 
Ok, my roommate goes home every weekend. He's out of town every Friday before noon and doesn't come back until around midnight Sunday/Monday. No one has access to my room and I've been in it all day, leaving only to go to the bathroom and visit the ATM. This morning, I woke up and his warddrobe was standing wide open. It was shut all day Friday and Saturday. Just now, I got up to nuke my dinner (instant ramen cup) and there was an unopened can of Dr Pepper sitting in the microwave. I'd already nuked lunch, so obviously it wasn't in there before, and I certainly didn't put it there. Not only that, but my roomie doesn't drink soda and I only bought my 12-pack of Dr Pepper yesterday. So what the fuck?
Either I'm having a Secret Window moment where a split personality is doing random stupid shit, or there's a retarded poltergeist in my dorm room.
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Any chance you put it in there yourself and forgot? Any chance the doors just swung open themselves? Why the fuck would I put a can of Dr Pepper in the microwave? And if I DID do something so monumentally stupid, why would I not remember it? The doors can't open by themselves; they have a magnet AND a catch so you have to yank hard to open them. This isn't the first time weird, inexplicable shit has happened. I posted a few months ago that something or someone kept taking a package of glowsticks I had and leaving them on the floor of my room to get stepped on. Seriously, no matter where I hid them, I'd find them on the floor the next day. I even stuck the package into a box and taped it shut just to be sure... and the next day, the glowsticks were lying on the floor and the box was empty with no visible signs of tampering.
That happened at home though. Right now I'm in Ohio. |
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Quoted: What the fuck? Ok, my roommate goes home every weekend. He's out of town every Friday before noon and doesn't come back until around midnight Sunday/Monday. No one has access to my room and I've been in it all day, leaving only to go to the bathroom and visit the ATM. This morning, I woke up and his warddrobe was standing wide open. It was shut all day Friday and Saturday. Just now, I got up to nuke my dinner (instant ramen cup) and there was an unopened can of Dr Pepper sitting in the microwave. I'd already nuked lunch, so obviously it wasn't in there before, and I certainly didn't put it there. Not only that, but my roomie doesn't drink soda and I only bought my 12-pack of Dr Pepper yesterday. So what the fuck? Either I'm having a Secret Window moment where a split personality is doing random stupid shit, or there's a retarded poltergeist in my dorm room. Tyler Durden? |
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Get used to it if you have a "roommate"!
I'm well over 50 years old now but I remember my college days with a roommate, it sucked!! I finally gave up on roommates and accepted the fact that even though it was going to cost me a ton of money - at least I wouldn't have to put up with a roommate! One of the best decisions I've ever made!!! It's your choice, if you can afford it I would recommend that you go solo as soon as you can!!! |
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Any chance you put it in there yourself and forgot? Any chance the doors just swung open themselves? Why the fuck would I put a can of Dr Pepper in the microwave? And if I DID do something so monumentally stupid, why would I not remember it? The doors can't open by themselves; they have a magnet AND a catch so you have to yank hard to open them. This isn't the first time weird, inexplicable shit has happened. I posted a few months ago that something or someone kept taking a package of glowsticks I had and leaving them on the floor of my room to get stepped on. Seriously, no matter where I hid them, I'd find them on the floor the next day. I even stuck the package into a box and taped it shut just to be sure... and the next day, the glowsticks were lying on the floor and the box was empty with no visible signs of tampering.
That happened at home though. Right now I'm in Ohio. After reading that, I honestly think it may be you. Set up a webcam and record yourself. |
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Did you ever figure out WTF was happening with your glow sticks a few months back?  It quit when I went back to school and didn't happen when I went back home for Christmas break. Quoted:
Your jumping between parallel universes likely because of a "defective" microwave 
Send me the defective unit before you start jumping through time.  The microwave is built into the combination mini-fridge/freezer in my dorm room. As soon as I graduate from the ranger academy, I'm stealing that thing and blaming it on the roomie.
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Better start fapping That's a good point; I fapped Friday and Saturday, but not today. Weird shit only happened today.
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Did you check the closet to make sure there isn't a grad student living in there? There was some movie about 20 years ago ("Real Genius" maybe?) in which some college kid had some grad student living in his closet. Yes, Lazlo. There was an elevator in the closet and like mine car track that went to where he lived....fuck man....flashbacks. |
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Any chance you put it in there yourself and forgot? Any chance the doors just swung open themselves? Why the fuck would I put a can of Dr Pepper in the microwave? And if I DID do something so monumentally stupid, why would I not remember it? The doors can't open by themselves; they have a magnet AND a catch so you have to yank hard to open them. This isn't the first time weird, inexplicable shit has happened. I posted a few months ago that something or someone kept taking a package of glowsticks I had and leaving them on the floor of my room to get stepped on. Seriously, no matter where I hid them, I'd find them on the floor the next day. I even stuck the package into a box and taped it shut just to be sure... and the next day, the glowsticks were lying on the floor and the box was empty with no visible signs of tampering.
That happened at home though. Right now I'm in Ohio. After reading that, I honestly think it may be you. Set up a webcam and record yourself. My laptop has a built-in webcam, but seeing as I've spent the entire day on the internet, I don't think it'd help much. It's not pointed at where the weird shit is happening (the microwave is next to the roomie's warddrobe, incidentally). And no, I'm not on any medication.
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